Updated DVD listings. I told you I'd end up with more than I intended. I also bought another copy of Butch Walker's disc. Apparently, everytime we get a copy in I have to buy it. So far, I've given all of the copies I've bought (except my own) away to others in an attempt to further my reputation as some kind of crazed street evangelist for Mista Walka. Anyway, I guess if anyone is interested in having a copy of it they should talk to me.

You should check out the new pictures in case you missed them.. or if you're new here, check out the older pictures.

I've now decided Alex's name is Alex Sandersmysteryconvoy. Feel free to update your records.

I sincerely hope the lot of you all thought that thing about Corey and Crow from MST3K was as great as it was. Most importantly though, I hope Corey liked it as much as I did, because it sounds really cool, and like something he would say, therefore, he's a BMF.


This made me feel good, so maybe you'll enjoy reading it too.

It's "Spend Day" as I plan on buying Pete Yorn's new disc, the 4 disc FAMILY GUY Seasons 1&2 set, and The Transporter. I may end up with a mess of other crap as well, because once I start picking things up as I'm walking around the store, I seem to end up with more stuff than I intended. Stupid impulse buying.

OKgo tomorrow! I've checked and there are still tickets available, so I'd recommend that everyone that's physically and financially able to should make plans to get tickets and be there.

I had a sandwich today with bread that was so soft to the touch that I had to sit it down for fear of making it cry.

As some of you may or may not have known, Steve-O and I were working on some pictures together, and I thought you'd be seeing them soon. I was excited about this, because they were looking quite good.
However, it appears this may not be the case as he and Sam are working on some kind of super-secret thing-a-ma-bob with the BDA (British Dental Association). I'm betting it involves the Danimals.
These are all lies, because I know absolutely nothing about what it is. I'm sure it'll be grand though when finished as they're both clever chaps. I'm also sure that from here on out I will refer to "Sam" as "Party Sam"... unless I don't.

I was watching an episode of MST3K tonight in which Crow reminded me an awful lot of Corey. I'll elaborate with this quote from Crow when Gypsy tells him she doesn't get him, "What's not to get though, Gypsy? I just am. I hang out."

F************************************!!! Why can't I be as genius as James Kolchalka?!

There has to be a catch here, right? Perhaps someone smarter than I can look into this and figure it out, because if there's no hidden, "bend you over" catch then this is too good to be true.

"If you are a young person, I recommend that you celebrate a trek like that with wholesome milk. We did not. We celebrated with Liquor, which is like milk, except that it issues forth from the devil's cold teat." - Tycho

You know, I really don't mind if the movie studios want to release a less than packed with special features DVD say in May, and then a more special features than I have any desire to watch version in October. Seriously, I don't mind if they do this. What I do mind though, is when they have plans to do this all along, and don't make these plans known. It was fine when they did the 2 and 4 disc versions of Lord of the Rings because they said from day one that that was what they were going to do, but when it's just "rumored" that a "more super-deluxe, ultimate, special, superior, extreme edition" version will be coming out that makes me want to smash things.

I'm finding myself quite fond of this new page layout. I'm open to hearing your thoughts on the subject though.

I don't know if anyone else is paying attention, but this means something.. something important... yeah, it's important in a science and possibly science fiction kind of way.

New poster for X2 has just been released and I rather like it.

We're takin' this baby to the moon! Best e-mail in quite a while. (As though they all aren't great.)

Current Music Quote: "I'd pray to God if there was Heaven, but Heaven seems so very far from here.." - TRAVIS




Strong, Silent, Baddie-buster

Find out what anime character cliche you are.

Pete Yorn is going to be on Letterman Monday. His new disc then comes out Tuesday. It's only going to be $5.99 at the Best Buy, so nothing shuld stop you from getting it.

Got my tickets for OKgo (and the Donnas) as well as tickets for Tara and Jen today. Good for me. Anyone else I know going?

I honestly didn't mean to use the phrase "polar opposite" twice in the "review" of House of 1,000 Corpses. I apologize for not realizing I had done so.

Sam is funny as balls: "Whoever picks the nominees wouldn't know a good movie if it jerked them off (and I'm sorry but any movie that did that would get my vote for best picture)."


You are StrongBad. You hate everyone, especially
HomeStar. Your e-mails and prank calls are
hilarious. You're my favorite character. You
try to be evil, but sorry, being shirtless with
boxing gloves just isn't scary. Don't worry
what everone else thinks because hey, they are
all "crap for brains".


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Much appreciation for the people who called or e-mailed me making sure I was okay after that one post about my life and such.

I'm thinking of switching from Blogger to livejournal because they let you leave comments, and it might be nice to get comments. I've seen that you can have comments on blogger sites as well, because Katie has them, but I'm too stupid to figure out how to code it. Bah, I say.

The only thing that got me out of the house today (Saturday) was knowing that this was the last day for me to turn in this month's Previews.

Speaking of getting out of the house, this has nothing to do with that, but Alex called me this morning (Saturday) and it woke me up and that was a far better wake up than my alarm... but just as with my alarm, I wasn't sure what was going on for the first several minutes.

I may start calling girls "Honey-drawers". It's like calling them "Sweet-pants" or "Sugar-britches" only nicer. If you are a girl that I know do you think this would offend you?

Go look at some pictures I've taken why don't ya? There's new ones...

The last thing I remember thinking before I fell asleep this morning was me repeating to myself, "Don't forget the Easter Monkey" over and over. It worked because I didn't forget.

I've decided Alex's last name is "Mystery" or "Convoy".

I just saw the new trailer for The Matrix Reloaded, and while some of the special effects still don't look quite as good as I think they could, some of it looked decidedly rad. However, I will say that the last shot alone makes me so excited I have to start banging my head against things. Not really, but it does make me smile.

Steve-O has got to be one of the nicest people I know. And I know this will make him mad as hell, but when I went to his site today the banner ad was advertising for Red Wings stuff. Ha! It was like an anti-steve-o ad.

Speaking of movies, how about we go to the exact polar opposite of a good movie and talk about "House of 1,000 Corpses." Here's what I'd like you to do. I'd like you to think of a good movie, if you like you can think of a really good movie, it'll work either way. Have you got that movie in your head now? Ok, now think of the polar opposite of that movie and everything that makes it good. Think of a "black hole of terrible" with such raw suck powers that nothing resembling good can eminate or escape from it. Ok, now however bad of a movie your imagining, you're still not even close. You're not going to know how terrible it is unless you see it, but if you respect my opinion or your own time (because it's 2 hours of your life you're never getting back) in even the slightest, don't go see it. Or do and then come tell me how right I was. You'll wish you hadn't, or act like you don't just to spite me. Jerk.

Do you like girls? Do you like video games? Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say you do so look at this. Yes.. it's.. yes. Worth looking at if you are a girl also.

My jukebox was playing a mess of metal stuff I haven't listened to in forever all of a sudden all in a row, but now it's playing Fountains of Wayne. So that's quite nice.

Mr. Show Season 3 is on the way...
And speaking of third seasons...

COMING SOON!


OKgo.
www.okgo.net


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For those of you that think I might not be aware, I assure you that I am aware of what an ass I am. It's not intentional. At least I don't think it is. I'm just very interested in trying to make everyone happy and be as many things to as many people as possible. It's not going so well, and getting what you (or in this case, I) really want isn't either. Is that being trendy? I'm kinda just trying to sort out what works for me..

People are just so confusing.
I tell myself that I don't need to figure everybody out, but I try to anyway.

I've also been in the practice of telling myself and others that "it's all in your head", and that had been going quite well for me up until tonight (today, whatever).
I could tell you about part of what's got me, but I don't know that I should.
And I could tell you about another part also, but it's not worth talking about.
Also, I have no idea if any of the people responsible for any of this will read this, so even talking about it at all on here may be a waste of time.
The thing that sucks is that the people that I know for sure will read this couldn't give a rip.

I wonder if any of the new people I've met in the last few weeks come here... wonder if any of their friends might then also..

Life would be so much easier if I was a mind reader or if shaking people would force them to make sense.

I've had so the opposite of a lot of sleep in the last 3 or 4 nights and it's 6:34am right now, and I honestly have no desire to try to go to bed. I pity the poor person who I end up catching awake first, because they're probably going to have to listen to me sound like a cross between coked out of my mind and someone with narcolepsy.

Oh, and if anyone is reading this who has been keeping tabs on my progress in life, I'm aware of what an "F-up" I am. But on the other hand, I'd say I have well above average grammar skills.
And I'm apparently quite good at.. wow, wait a minute, I almost said something that most certainly would have gotten me in trouble with a lot of people. Good for me for coming to my senses before I did.
So yeah, maybe some of these people will read this.

I really quite fancy Tara's website. I like hearing her thoughts, but I don't think I'm supposed to tell the address.
Going to Edward's is fine though. In fact, it's.. I can't think of how to spell the word I'm thinking of, but the point is you should go. Shut up.

I totally forgot to talk about Monday night. So Monday night, I make my way to Ed's place, and we proceed to walk around downtown looking for somewhere to eat. The usual places flit about in my head as possibilities, but then I see a sushi bar. I've never been to a sushi bar. As a matter of fact, I've never had sushi. So, still being on my "best night of my life" high from Friday, I figure why not, let's live a life less ordinary. Ed assures me he's down with the cuisine enough to guide me through this potential mine-field of raw fish. It's all pretty good to my tongue, but less than settling to my stomach. I chalk this up to me just not being used to it. Good experience though all the way. Then we go to the mall. Then we go to Walgreen's and I got a Cherry Coke. I haven't even seen a Cherry Coke anywhere in what seems like forever, so I was excited to be clutching one in my grubby little mitts once again. While we were walking back to the car some guy tried to sell us bike tires, to which Ed said, "I don't even own a bike." So then we go back to Ed's and watch the end of wrestling and work on a bunch of songs. It goes very well. Then we watched some stuff on the computer and watched some extras from the Jackass DVD.
A fine night. On the "good to very good" scale it was very good.

Speaking of things that are good, I've got these homemade chocolate chip cookies right now that are so good I'd rather not keep talking about them. Also, I fell asleep watching the Ben Franklin Biography on A&E last night. What I saw was good though, so that's got to count for something, right?

Every time I look at that new picture on the front page it makes me want to cry in a very good way..

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A year or so ago, my college was having a homecoming, "vote for the pretty girl" kind of thing, and all these snotty girls had put posters up all over the walls saying "Vote for Me!" or "I'm better than her!" or "Pick me for Homecoming Queen!" and so forth.
So I thought to myself, "If they can put crap up on the walls why can't I?"
So Danny and I made up a bunch of flyers that had a cartoon of me on it with the phrase "Vote for Chris Haley for Greatest Guy Ever!"
We thought it was pretty hilarious. Some people at school thought it was amusing as well, however some did not, because everytime we'd put some up, someone would take them down. I imagine it was either school officials or girls jealous that I was prettier than they were.

A quote that makes me truly happy: "I stole this idea from Chris Haley so there's no originality in me posting my thoughts. But hey, I steal lots of ideas from that kid, he's a good kid ya know." - Tara, she has a website now, but I'm not sure if I'm supposed to tell people about it, because she didn't even tell me about it

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:: how nintendo are you? ::

More good news for Nintendo Gamecube owners.

Chris Jericho got into a fight with Goldberg backstage at RAW Monday night, and from the sound of it, he came out on top... and that's pretty darn cool.

Scott Kurtz continues to tell it like it is.

Steve (or Steve-O as I call him) is a pretty rad dude, and unfortunately, he's just had an experience that was decidedly un-rad. No one like to be "burgled" (though I'm sure everyone loves to say it), so head to Steve-O's site and send him some positive energy. It's called "karma", kids, and it's a boomerang, so doing something nice will come back to you in a positive, crescent fresh way.

This one is especially for Edward, but I think the rest of you will enjoy it as well: here is a link. I can officially say that while I'm certain there will be some cheese in this, I'm psyched to see it way more now, than I was before viewing this new trailer.

I don't know how many of you saw Wrestlemania XIX last Sunday, or even how many of you give a rip about wrestling, but I would be doing the show a great disservice by not saying that it was very good, and that the Shawn Michaels/Chris Jericho match was what every professional wrestling match should aspire to be.

"Remember that in case you're ever making me a surprise Hamburger Helper dinner." - Corey, a man who's far too funny

I'm still trying to figure out how best to talk about Friday night.. so as soon as I figure it out, it'll be up here. Hopefully, you'll be interested in hearing about it as it was one of the best night's of my life ever.

I don't know how many of you like Travis, but as many of you may know, they're one of my favorite bands. The point of me saying this is they have an acoustic version of a new song available for download on their website called "The Beautiful Occupation." As with most of their stuff, I like it, and maybe you will too.

Good news for Nintendo = Happy Chris Haley

In case you haven't heard, Thomas Jane has been chosen to play The Punisher in the 2004 release. You can catch your first glimpse of the new Frank Castle this June before HULK, in the form of a special made trailer shot for the sole purpose of playing before said film. In other Marvel movie news, word is that Vin Diesel is interested in playing the Silver Surfer. I guess I've heard stranger things... like the rumor about him wanting to play The Flash.

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Congrats! You're the Hero of Time! You have a strong sense of justice and go out of your way to right a wrong. You are very patient and treat everyone with respect...no matter how much they annoy you. It's obvious you can hold your own in a fight, but because of your quiet nature, people tend to underestimate you.

Take the Which OoT Character are You? Quiz!

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I wish I could even begin to tell you all how amazing the Butch Walker experience I had Friday night was. More to come.

Do you ever see something in a store or online or somewhere that you know someone you used to be friends with would love, and then wish that you were still friends with them so you could get it for them and make their day? Uh, yeah, I mean, I don't either.

Speaking of buying things, I'm open to receiving this or this, because as you know, I like Superman and The Simpsons.

I'd like to thank Adam for getting me into Saves the Day so long ago. My two favorite songs by them are "Freakish" and "Sell My Old Clothes, I'm Off to Heaven".

I hope you don't mind me telling you this, but I freakin' hate the business end of the music industry. They screw us over on CD prices for years and years (though that's slowly getting better), they chew up and spit out talented musicians while constantly trying to force feed us crap, they try to screw us out of getting music for free (which we keep finding ways around, go us!), and now this.

A fine, fine, fine random quote to think about: "Most kindergarteners would do anything to be a robot."

And while I'm giving you things to think about, did you know the dictionary says that a hippopotamus is also known as a "river horse"?

Apparently a guy named Karl Wang draws a webcomic that features two different versions of me! There's the more current version of me on the left, and the younger, backwards hat wearing, goatee having version of me from a few years ago on the right. See for yourself...

Am I right? See he even acts like me! And look at him dressing like me.. though for completely different reasons. Look, he's even got sleeping problems like I do! And he's seems to be similar to me in other ways! I don't know if I should be excited or very, very frightened...

I knew as soon as I put the new front page picture up, that some people would like it, and some would dislike it. Actually, I don't think "like" and "dislike" are strong enough words to describe the scale of the polarity of feelings on that particular picture. And it's up to you whether or not you believe me about this part, but I also knew exactly who would and who would not like it. If you haven't voiced your opinion on it to me yet, please feel free to e-me about it. Or don't. Totally your call.

If you don't think that this is how every store and retail chain and business thinks of you, then you are exactly who every stupid commercial is talking to. Either way, it's still funny.

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I am Stupendous Man!
You are simply amazing, whether you are battling your arch-nemesis Mom Lady, the nefarious Babysitter Girl, or the fiendish Annoying Girl. And you have absolutely nothing to do with mild-mannered Calvin.

Which Calvin are YOU?

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I'd like to thank Steve for finding the above quiz. I don't think I talk about Calvin and Hobbes or how much I love them on here nearly enough. In case you're interested, I think Calvin and Hobbes was (is) the greatest comic strip ever.

This is pretty funny.

Update: PlanetGamecube gave that WMXIX a pretty glowing review from the early version of it they got to play.

Sometimes you just have to call them like you see them, and I believe this is one of those times, and I believe that Mr. Kurtz has done a spectacular job of calling it like it is. Or how it is going to be anyway.

If your name is Tara and you don't hear from me by tomorrow afternoon, then you should come by "the work" and talk to me if possible.

I drew He-Man...

As most of you know, I'm a pretty big wrestling fan, and on that level the only thing I like a much as wrestling is a good wrestling game. So far there aren't any good ones out on the next generation systems (though Def Jam Vendetta may change that), but the first pics and info on the next Gamecube WWE game, Wrestlemania XIX, have just been let loose. It looks pretty sharp, but that says very little about the quality of gameplay. Oh well, even if it sucks I'll always have No Mercy.

Peter Jackson (director of The Lord of the Rings) will be directing a remake of King Kong! This sounds pretty exciting if you ask me.

"The only thing I've got to look forward to in the morning is a Pop Tart." - Corey

Edward's site is up and running and if you're at all interested in music, you'd be wise to go to it.

Also, if you're even vaguely interested in the world of professional wrestling I have to strongly suggest that you watch WWE Raw on TNN tonight at 9/8c. This is a hint...

Apart from breaking the 9,000 hit mark, March is very close to breaking the most hits in a single month record that was set last month. So if you'd like to tell someone you know that doesn't check out the site on a regular basis to come check it out, then please, please feel free to do so as today is the last day of the month.

Update: I think my phone is working again.

If you've tried to get in touch with me via my cell phone and haven't had any luck, that is because it is not working properly at the moment for some reason. So if you need to get in touch with me please do so via e-mail or my home phone.

"Time waits for no one.." - Further Seems Forever, "The Deep"

I saw that new John Travolta/Samuel L. Jackson flick, Basic, tonight. It didn't suck as I thought it was going to... which was nice. It also has a pretty decent poster.. Sam Jackson has a cape for some reason, and that's fine with me. If you've got two hours to kill there are definitely way lousier movies you could see. I can tell you that much for certain.

I've decided my favorite Marvelous 3 song is "Grant Park". If you have the capabilities to do so, you should download it or try to find their album ReadySexGo! and give it a listen. Then you should let me know what you think of it.

Every so often I say something similar to what I'm about to say, and I imagine I'll continue doing so every so often. Anyway, what I was going to say was this, I feel like there have been some pretty decent updates as of late and I hope all of you are catching them all, and if there's a chance you haven't then please feel free to scroll down and check them out. Then, if you're feeling brave, maybe even wander down to the bottom of the page where the rubot's legs are and check out the "Archives". I know some of you have probably already seen it all, but there are some new people here who might enjoy some of that "old" stuff. I think I'm done now. Thanks so much for your time.
Best wishes always,
Chris Haley

My DVD collection. You can find out what you'd like to borrow.




You're most like the laid back bounty hunter.
You're the cool headed Spike. Not much gets to you...seemingly. You hold some inner pain, but you keep it hidden as best as you can. Inner pain or not, you are incredibly bad-ass.
"I'm just watching a bad dream I never wake up from."

Find out what anime bad boy you are.

For one reason or another, I've never mentioned this site before, but Comic Book Resources is a really good site to go to if you like comic books. It's pretty much what the name implies.

I just finished watching CKY 4. My review of it is unless you're just balls out for the CKY crew and everything they do, this is the only disc you need (as opposed to getting the box set with the other 3 CKY DVDs in it). But then again you probably won't even be interested in this disc unless you're sorta balls out for CKY already. So what I'm saying is this, if you're only kinda interested in checking out the whole CKY thing, get this disc as it serves as a CKY "greatest hits" DVD as well as showing their new stuff. This was a lousy review.. I apologize I'm on sleep inducing medication.

"If horse racing is the sport of kings, then surely bowling is a very good sport as well." - Homer Simpson

I made a bunch of changes to the "Art Gallery" section last week and forgot to mention it. If you want to check it out, you're welcome to do so.
At the moment, this sketch of Batman is my favorite pic from the entire gallery. I don't draw Batman much (because I usually screw it up real good), but I think this one is pretty ok. Any comments are both welcomed and appreciated.

New pictures from the Gamecube Mega Man game!!

"Hey, have ya'll got that new R. Kelly CD, Chocolate Salad?" - something I said to Edward as my impression of some of the customers we talk to

"Do you think Kalibak is tough because of super powers? Hell no, he's tough because of a lifetime of running his head into things. You fall off the roof into a pile of nails and trash enough times and you'll be a badass too." - Seanbaby on Kalibak, son of Darkseid from the Superfriends

Still sick. It still sucks. I don't even have enough energy to play Nintendo. Do you know how lame that is? It's real lame. Being sick is lame, and I hate it.

Being sick blows. Apparently I've got the flu or something similar to it, and it's kicking my butt all over the place.

Hip Today passed the 9,000 hit mark today. Wow..

In honor of the Academy Awards that took place over the weekend, I present to you this link to The Top 20 Performances by a Wrestler in a Motion Picture.

I found this link on Nate's site. It explains the internet. It makes a lot of sense.

Pete Yorn has a new disc coming out April 15 (which hopefully will be as good as his first album), and you can hear a sample of the first single "Come Back Home" here.

Great Quote Number One: "A lot of telling a good Superman story is how people respond to him. They have to respond differently to Superman that they would to Firestorm or Scarlet Witch. And it's how he shows up -- Superman's got to make a kickass entrance. You can have Scarlet Witch walk into a room and start talking, but Superman, he can't do that. I'm sure I've done it, but you're not supposed to. Superman's got to make a grand entrance. You've got to be like, 'F***, holy sh**, it's Superman!'" - Geoff Johns, current writer of The Flash, Hawkman, The Avengers, JSA, and the upcoming Teen Titans

Great Quote Number Two: "Superman resonates with everyone because he's an amalgamation of the legends we've loved for 5,000 years. He's Moses, Hercules, Icarus, and Jesus Christ all rolled up inside one American flag. He's the greatest fictional character of our time." - Mark Millar, writer of Ultimate X-Men, The Ultimates, and loads of other brilliant comics including the upcoming Superman: Red Son

While I like Steve quite a lot as a person, I'm afraid I have to point out the fact that he's been spreading lies to the good people of the internet. Whatever do I mean, you may be asking yourself as you try to wipe the Mr. Pibb from your monitor after hearing this shocking news. I'll tell you what I mean, he's saying that The Onion is the funniest site on the web. While I will admit that it is indeed a very funny website, for my money the two funniest stops on the internet are Penny Arcade (who's merits on the "funometer" were mentioned mere days ago), and Seanbaby.com.
Don't believe me?
This picture should be all the coaxing you need to check his site out and to have your face rocked with mighty fists of comic hilarity.


Also, in case you've never been there, this is honestly what CompUSA is like.
And this is honestly what funny is like.

You scare people sometimes with your temper. For
god's sake try to calm down sometime before you
give yourself a hernia.
How do people see you?
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Quote of the Moment: I Get Wet when the party is dying, I Get Wet without even trying. I Get Wet I Get Wet I Get Wet I Get Wet I Get Wet I Get Wet I Get Wet I Get Wet, I Get Wet when I know that your dying, I Get Wet without even trying! I Get Wet I Get Wet I Get Wet I Get Wet I Get Wet I Get Wet I Get Wet I Get Wet!

Sam has let me know that he has also started a website, and since he's good enough to check mine out on a fairly regular basis, I thought it only fair to let you know about his.

I got a mention on Dani's site a few days ago as the highlight of her day being the postcard I sent her.

Diesel Sweeties has managed to sum the situation up very nicely. As Edward and I discussed tonight, and you're free to agree or disagree with me as you please (as well as share whatever your feelings are with me), I don't particularly agree with why we've entered into this war, but now that we're in it, I think we as Americans should support our nation's decisions as a sign of solidarity. When it's over and done with we can talk about it's merits, or lack thereof depending on how you see it, to all of our little hearts' content. And of course, there's always the option that if you don't like being an American based on the choices our government is making, unlike some other places, you're free to leave and go become a member of some other nation... I hear Mexico is hiring.

DS also has some shirts available on the subject that some of you very well could enjoy.

I've never been to San Fransico, but their "Hometown Newspaper", The Examiner, has a really well written recap of the year in music 2002. They of course forgot to mention, Silverchair and Butch Walker, but no one's perfect.

Or if you prefer to hear how a Detroit newspaper thought the year in music turned out, you can click here. This paper also dubbed 2002 the Year of the Party, and I'll give you all one guess as to who was given credit for leading the charge to make this so.

Sweet (pun intended) Jeebus! You want to talk about a website that will make you want to go and eat chocolate, then look no further.

As you no doubt know, I'm a really big fan of Penny Arcade, reason being, it's funnier than I have the mental capacity or verbal skills to fully communicate to all of you. And as funny as their comics are (Which make no mistake, they are funny. Funny. Fun-nay.) sometimes they are really at their best when they're getting to rip into stupidity, whether it be in inanimate, human, or idealogical form. A perfect example of this can be seen here as Gabe goes to town on those who have the nerve to call the look of the new Legend of Zelda game for Gamecube "kiddie". Scroll down to where it says "More on Celda".

For those that missed the link before, here's the pictures from the 2002 Christmas Party.

This guy did something that's pretty darn balls out, and I'm going to bet a few of you are going to wish you'd thought of it first.

I know I asked this once before, but would you guys be interested in me doing a daily sketch type thing, where I have a new sketch or some kind of drawing by me up here everyday? I'd appreciate any and all feedback. It seems like it might be a neat thing to do, but if no one would be interested in seeing it then there's not much need to do it. Just curious.




Monkey Genius
Find out what Cartoon villan you are.

Steve and Edward both told me within 24 hours of each other that they are starting their own websites, so mine is useless to them and all of you now. Ok, neither of them said that last part. Either way it looks like I'm going to have to move things forward sooner than I intended...
You can chcek out Steve's by clicking here.
I don't think Ed's is up and running yet, but I'm sure it'll be quite wicked once it is, and I personally look forawrd to checking it out.

Great Quote of the Day: "Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're available.."

I've been listening to BBC World News to get my information on what's been going on with the war, and I've come to one conclusion: Every "news person" on BBC World News is an a-hole. They have guests on there that seem intelligent and even tempered, but all of the actual "anchors" seem to be dicks.

I got the new Game Boy Advance SP and some games today, and I've got to say I'm quite pleased with the purchase. It's everything I hoped it would be.. and that's pretty good. This next week is going to be quite a big purchasing week as well with the release of Futurama Season 1, Jackass The Movie, CKY 4, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Mystery Science Theater 3000 Box Set Vol. 2, and The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker for Gamecube!

I also managed to do some cut-type damage to my hands tonight that's not so good. I cut up underneath one of my fingernails with a cardboard box somehow, and then managed to slice my index finger on the other hand pretty nicely with a really, really old (but still all together huge) kitchen knife. I fear I may need a tetanus shot, but I don't know much about that kind of thing so I don't know for sure.

Who's in the mood for some new pictures? I know I am! Here's the pictures from the Christmas Party 2002.

The line-up for this year's Memphis in May Beale Street Music Fest has been announced, and you know it's going to be another great year for seeing music in Pimphis when the only name that even managed to register on my richter scale of interest was The Gap Band. While I'd like to see them and let them "drop" a proverbial "bomb" on me, I think it's safe to assume I'll be avoiding Riverside like the plague that weekend.

MC Frontalot has released a new song about the war called "Special Delivery", and I'd be lying if I said it wasn't better than the one the Beastie Boys came out with on their site. He's the MC that fronts the most, and you should check it out.

I can't wait to see this! The people at Mainframe Entertainment (Reboot) do fine, fine work.


Even Superman once worked in a team.
Take the Cartoon Hero Quiz!

Speaking of Superman, it looks as though Brett Ratner is officially no longer directing the new flick. I've heard very little to make me excited about anything to do with this movie in the last few months, so I guess this news really doesn't matter to me either way.

NEW ASTROBOY!!!! I'm honestly too excited about this.


Looks like I'm Archangel this time!

Look, this is freaking hilarious ok?

You need to be visiting James Kolchalka's website everyday! He's a genius.

Know where else you need to be checking out everyday along these same lines? Toddbot.com! Todd and I have gotten to be quasi-friends (as far as over the internet goes), and that's a pretty cool to me because he's pretty darn cool... so check out his site. I don't think you'll be disappointed.

Did anyone catch Chris Jericho on The Late Late Show tonight? Well, I did and it was quite entertaining. For those of you that didn't get to see it, here's some alternate Jericho goodness.

We never have cookies here. I just thought of that and it's bummin' me out. I should go buy some cookies tomorrow. I think that's what I'll do after work. Call me if you're interested in getting cookies Wednesday night around 7.

In addition to liking comics, I also like video games, and here's a fun one you can play from the good folks at Homestar Runner.com! TROGDOR!!

I can't decide if this is cool or not...

If you're in the mood for another game after Trogdor!, then you can check out this link that Sam sent me that was my first introduction to the wonder that is Andrew WK way back when.

Man I just started feeling kinda sick all of a sudden..blah. Anyway, would you guys be interested in me doing a daily sketch type thing, where I have a new sketch or some kind of drawing by me up here everyday? I'd appreciate any and all feedback, because it seems like it might be a neat thing to do, but if no one would be interested in seeing it then there's not much need to do it. Just curious.

As most of you well know, I like comics, but you know what I like even more than comics? Free comics. This comic called Invincible is quite good in my opinion, and perhaps you can read it and then feel the same way. Give it a try, won't you.

Be sure to catch Y2J himself, Chris Jericho, on The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn Tuesday night!

In my continuing quest to make sure everyone that checks out the new pictures is thanked, I'd like to thank (in chronological order) Katie, Dani, Van, Jim, and Jorden.
All of them (as well as all of you that I've already mentioned) are good people for whom I hope good things happen.

Whoop-tee-doo Tarantula Town, it's St. Patrick's Day.

In other happy news, it looks like it's two minutes to midnight on the whole World War 3 thing. I can't say that I'm all that excited about this though.. I mean I'm all for killing people that want to kill me, but the idea of killing them, and then their "super-end-of-the-world bombs" making me and those I care for ultra-dead leaves me feeling less than excited.

Do you ever see something that you think is a good idea and realize that you could have thought of it first? So why didn't you?

One of my favorite bands, and hopefully one of yours, Fountains of Wayne have a new CD called "Welcome Interstate Managers" coming out June 3. I suggest you all mark that date on your calendars and circle it.. maybe even put a star.

As you all no doubt know, I'm pretty brand loyal to Nintendo, and as such, when I hear about favorable news I'm inclined to feel good about it... and if something makes me feel good that means you will probably be forced to hear about it.

This is too horrific for words... Edward, you should especially check this out.

For the two of you that don't know, I got a new tattoo on Wednesday. In Edward's words it's "the tattoo I should have always had." It's of Superman, and my doppelgangster (that's Edward) got one of Ghost Rider. His has got to be the freakin' scariest tattoo I've ever seen. It's balls out bad "A", while mine is the raddest, baddest, roughest, toughest picture of Superman I've ever seen, and by far the best tattoo I've ever had. There will be pictures of the festivities up shortly, which I hope you will all enjoy. Also, on a related note, I'd like to especially thank Tara for saving the day and providing me with the necessary funds to pay for my tattoo when I discovered I had left my money at home like an idiot. She's super-cool so be nice to her the next time you see her!

In these troubled times I think it's important to remember what the real threat to us all is... SPACE ALIENS. Here's an Alien Survival Study Guide to help us all out.

To update a previous post, I'd like to thank Steve and Sam (though I'm not sure if it's the Sam I know) for checking out the latest pictures. All will be thanked.


That's pretty funny and it's courtesy of James Kolchalka!

Could this be the game to finally make me buy an "Xbob"?

To update the last post, I'd now also like to add Jack and Matt(mattmatt) to the list of people who have been thanked for checking out the latest addition to the photo gallery. I've got all of your backs kids, I'm not going to leave a single person unthanked.

To update that last post, I'd also now like to thank Rebecca and Megan for checking out the new pictures! You two also are great people whom are good and nice.

"Why the hell not?" is right!

Everyone really should try to give that "Somebody Else" song I mentioned a few days ago by Bleu a listen.. I mean, I'm listening to it right now.. it's good. You should listen to it.

Some good news about the Hulk flick.

Matt (or Mattmattmatt as you may call him) told me to check out the Human Torch dotcomic on this page and it was pretty cool, so I thought you might want to check it out as well.

Apparently, Joaquin Phoenix is going to be playing Johnny Cash in a movie based on his early years. For the time being the film is titled "Walk the Line."

I'd like to thank (in the order of viewing) Edward, Tara, Angela, Adam, Corey, Chris McCarver, Carole, "T-Bone", and Rachel for checking out the latest set of pictures I put up a few days ago. Just wanted to acknowledge you and let it be known that I appreciate you visiting the site.

Song number whatever is "She Will Be Loved" by Maroon 5. Is this over yet, Doug?
"I don't mind spendin' everyday, out on your corner in the pourin' rain, look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she wants to stay a while, and she will be loved..."

I feel like this is probably what we're a day or two away from. (I ended the sentence with a preposition, and I'm sorry. Steve sent me this link by the way.)

That picture of Superman on the front page was drawn by me, and I think it's probably the best picture of Superman I've ever drawn. Not saying that it's necessarily good or anything, but I definitely think it's the best I've done. Just thought I'd share that with you. I'll welcome any and all comments on the picture.. or on anything else I guess.

"This movie is really drawing me in ... into a deep well of despair." - Crow T. Robot, MST3K

"The First Steps of Our Tough Journey Together As Sin Brothers" - potential name for a band Edward and I would like to start some day... well, that's as accurate of a description for this as I can explain

Just added some new pictures.. see how you like them, won't you?

I just saw a video of Brock Lesnar doing the most impressive Shooting Star Press I've ever seen. I'm at a loss for words as to what this means for the state of the world in general. Monsters shouldn't be able to move like ballerinas or acrobats.

Don't even act like I don't need this.

The next song is "Somebody Else" by Bleu.

"L.A.P.D.: Let's all Perfect Dark" - Danny

Jack Black speaks and we listen.

So get this, I forgot to mention it earlier, but I'd like to thank you all for February of 2003. I say thank you, because though it was the shortest month of the year, it managed to shatter (and I do mean shatter, there was literally a mess to clean up... ok, not literally) the previous record for number of page hits in a month. It seems as though we're gaining more and more Friends of Hip Today and those friends seem to be telling other friends, who seem to be telling other friends, and so on and such and such. Anyway, the point is I really appreciate it, and I hope the trend of spreading the word about can continue, and I also hope that all of you know that you're always welcome to get in touch with me via any means necessary to let me know about something you think should be on here or that you'd like to see on here or that you want to alert the rest of the Hip Today audience to. That's poor grammar because I ended the sentence with a prepostion, but it's okay for me to do it since I know, and have acknowledged that fact.

Was the Apollo moon landing fake? (And why haven't we been back to the moon in 39 years?) An interesting website.

And for the other side of the argument, please feel free to give this the old once over.

And for a completely different argument about the moon, NASA, the government, and conspiracies involving the prior, go here.

"Only those who are bold enough to chase dreams are the ones who catch them." - a random quote I heard on a commercial

What's Your Movie Dream Car?
by Auto Glass America

Get this, Pat just sent me this link, and what do you know, they're making a Cowboy Bebop movie. It hits theaters April 4, but as per usual with movies that are only in select cities, it won't be playing anywhere near me. Check out the site though and watch the trailer and see if it's maybe playing somewhere near you... then go see it and let me know how it was.

How are ya?

Sad, sad times, kids. Everyone's favorite neighbor, Mr. Rogers, has passed away after a battle with stomach cancer at the age of 74. I'm sure we'll all miss him greatly.

BREAKING NEWS!!
In "Oh, thank heavens!" news, Josh Hartnett will not be playing Superman! However, it's a bittersweet victory, because the announcement also says, "Warner (Bros.) has said they are not looking for someone that looks like Superman or even can act well; they're looking for someone to sign a three-picture deal." That's certainly a fine way to make a quality motion picture.

If there's a game I'm looking forward to, it's the new Megaman game that's coming out for the Gamecube. If there's a game I enjoy on a nostalgia level but am also disappointed with, it's Dragon's Lair 3D. The game succeeds in recapturing the look, sound, feel, and indeed, even the spirit of the original arcade classic. However, and I'd say most importantly, the thing it manages to recapture the best from the original is the impossibility... because it's impossible.

New comic today.

THQ is giving us all a chance to let our voices be heard and make the next WWE (or WWF if you prefer to still call it that) game for the Gamecube not blow. I'm going to have to request that you all go check it out and answer the questions wisely.

The Clerks IN-action figures. Before you can ask, yes, I will be buying all of these.

And now for some random quotes and such I had jotted down on random scraps of paper and napkins and placemats from IHOP and such...
"Chridward"- the name given to a fictional person made by combining Edward and myself into one person
"I'll take the James Brown's over the James Clown's." - Danny on his choice of bowling footwear
"Corey 'One Pin' Smithmier" - a nickname was assigned while bowling

Everyone must, must, MUST check this out please. I totally think it's worth it for you to check it out. No, seriously, chances are you'll think it's quite cool.

This is a direct quote from AOL's coverage of the Tyson fight and it made me laugh, so I thought I'd share it with you: "...Tyson went right after Etienne, who cooperated by standing in front of him and punching back.

It proved a mistake when Tyson threw a right hand that landed flush on Etienne's jaw and sent him sprawling to the canvas."

I just finished watching a movie called "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies." Yup.

"If everybody could just learn to relax, go to it; I think we'd all be better off. That song really has the best advice ever. I used to think that John Lennon with 'all you need is love' was it, but that's bull. John Lennon is full of crap. He really is a dreamer. I mean, I like John Lennon, he wrote some good songs, but they're not getting me through the week. Pretty songs can't do it all for you." - Corey, I couldn't stop laughing as he was saying this

Apparently one of my favorite bands, Ash have a new quasi-documentary type thing debuting on UK TV. So we'll probably never see it, but it sounds crazy, so I'd like to very much.

I'm not even going to lie and say I don't want this.

AOL has been reporting on that fire at a Great White show in Rhode Island where the number of people killed keeps rising, and they just keep reprinting the same story with a new headline about how high the death count is now, and then they change all the numbers within the story itself to the new higher number. It just seemed weird to me. Even weirder though, was how they now have bootleg video footage from someone who was filming the show from the crowd with a camcorder. It's pretty surreal to watch when you sit there and realize what's about to happen, and then it starts happening. It seems a little callous of AOL I think, but I dunno.

Cartoon Network and Lucasfilm announce 20 Star Wars animated short films. Sounds pretty wicked to me.


You're Scott Summers. You're a leader, a people
person, and all-around good-guy. Though you
seem to come off as a control freak sometimes,
and that's because you are. You're afraid of
losing control, so you take careful measures to
be sure you're in control. But you have good
intentions, and your loved ones always come
before yourself.


Which X-Men Evolution Guy Are You??
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Or if you're a girl you can take this quiz: Which X-Men Evolution Girl Are You??

Auto Modellista looks so, so sweet.

Sam (who once proclaimed himself to be the King of All Media) was kind enough to send me the link to the new trailer for the second X-Men flick, or X2 as it's being called. Ii've seen the trailer 3 times on the big screen with my three viewing of Daredevil, but for those of you who haven't seen it, here it is. I'll be honest and tell you that while I do think it looks pretty cool and I'm excited to see the flick, I don't think it's as balls out wicked as almost everyone else seems to think it is. I mean don't get me wrong it looks pretty cool, but it didn't make me want to say things like, "I'd see Daredevil again just to get to see that X2 trailer again."

How'd you like to have a look at my DVD collection? Well, now you can. It's as up to date as I can make it.

Sweet Jesus it was gloomy today. The sky was so freaking gray as I was walking to class today that it made me want to go to an art store and find a gray marker that was the same depressing shade as the sky so that I could color a picture of me looking at how gloomy the sky was. Anyway, after class I went to Target for a few minutes and promptly proceeded to lose my everloving mind from lack of sleep. It was ridiculous. I decided to leave then and I managed to make it home without any further incident. Fun, yeah?



I'm Bart, who are you? by Lexi

I think I mentioned this a loooong time ago back when it was just a rumor, but it's come to pass, and Todd McFarlane is making a line of Wizrd of Oz figures called "The Twisted Land of Oz". There's a disclaimer on this page (where you can check them out) that says the line is not intended for anyone under the age of 17. They aren't kidding either. "Twisted" is indeed the best word to describe it.

I've made an update of noteworthy proportions to the Friends of Hip Today section of the site. You should check it out, however, I'd like to add more to it, so if you want to make something that's somehow related to Hip Today, be it a picture of you with Hip Today written on you or on something on your person, or a drawing of me, or a drawing of a monkey fighting a robot, or an actual picture of a monkey fighting a robot, whatever tickles your fancy, please make it happen and send it to me. Internet fame awaits you!

I taste like Peanut Butter. I am one of the most blendable flavours; I go with sweet, I go with sour, I go with bland, I go with anything. I am practical and good company, but have something of a tendency to hang around when I'm not wanted, unaware that my presence is not welcome. What Flavour Are You?

I'm surprised it's taken this long for something like this to come out.

They're making Looney Tunes figures apparently, and this is fine with me.

Also it's come to my attention that McDonald's will be teaming with Sega to bring Sonic and Super Monkey Ball stuff to a Happy Meal near you.

I had a pretty weird day today (Tuesday). It was odd in a weird kind of way. Music I normally enjoy sounded like it was off a bit and displeasing to the ear, I had trouble talking like a normal human being who has any kind of social skills, and any number of other things. I found myself thinking about things and people I hadn't thought about for some time and feeling rather melancholy about it all. I was at work almost a full hour past when I was supposed to be there, and yet for some reason, it didn't feel like I was there for very long at all. I kinda felt like a balloon all night, just drifting around doing things randomly. I don't guess it was bad, but it was weird.

I sent this picture to Gabe (the guy who draws Penny Arcade) after I read that he was a big Daredevil fan, and like 30 minutes later he sent me back an e-mail saying "That looks awesome man, great work". Needless to say, I nearly started crying with excitement. Just thought I'd share that little bright spot in my life with all of you.

The first images from the Van Helsing flick starring Hugh Jackman as Dracula's nemesis have surfaced. I dunno, I think they look pretty neat.. what about you?

It's a sad day for video games and video game lovers everywhere.

Apparently the site had more hits on Sunday than it has ever received in any previous single day. All I can say is "Wow." and "Thank you." to all of you who made it happen. If there's ever anything I can do for you or that you'd like to see me put on here just for you, let me know and I'll do my best. I mean don't get me wrong, I hate you and you'll all have to die when ascend to my rightful place as Emperor Fabulous.. but I love you as well, so I guess it balances out. Also I've seen Daredevil three times now.

The International Toy Fair happened last week or is going on right now or whatever the case is here are some highlights:

I don't know that I'd call these figures because they're really more like little statues, but they still look pretty cool in my estimation and they might in yours as well. I mean, c'mon, Alex Ross was involved.

Unlike the G.I. Joe stuff that Chris McCarver buys, this stuff looks pretty cool.

Davey and Goliath return.

The new Batman line.

These look well made as well... as far as Monty Python figures go I mean.

Simpsons stuff for 2003.

The new Masters of the Universe line continues to modernize my childhood in a fashion that I pleases me.

Toynami's I-Men can be viewed here, or you can check out their Herculoids line here, not to mention Birdman and The Blue Falcon.

In my opinion I've saved the best for last. I think that if these actually look like these prototypes do when they come out they may very well be the best figures ever made of these characters.. and by these characters I mean the JLA.

If I might be allowed to do so (and it's my website, so I am), I'd like to offer all of you an extended quote from the great Scott Kurtz:
"Dear Mister Affleck,

I owe you an apology.

I was one of many internet “dipshits” who started crying foul when you were cast as Daredevil. I was positive (having never seen the movie) that you would "suck as Daredevil." I felt that your friend Matt Damon had been unfairly overlooked for the role (especially after seeing THE BOURNE IDENTITY).

Now that I have seen the movie, I realize that an apology is in order. I am a proud man, but I am not afraid to admit when I am wrong. So...here goes.

I'm sorry that I thought you would suck as Daredevil.
I'm sorry for, upon seeing the Daredevil stand-up in my theatre screaming "Damn you, Affleck!" while waving my fists in the air.
I am sorry for purposely groaning out load during the Daredevil trailer. I'm sorry for not listening to my dad when he told me that Daredevil would be cool. I beleive his exact words were "Daredevil will be a good movie if you can just watch it without being such an asshole."

Thanks for making the secret identity as interesting if not more interesting than the alter-ego. Again, I'm terribly sorry.

Sincerely
Scott R. Kurtz

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I'm very specific about what I want from a comic book movie, ESPECIALLY a superhero movie. Daredevil delivered on all counts. Because of this, any shortcomings that the film might have were easy to discard. DD shined through on several counts.

1) Every new superhero movie ultimately means that I have to endure an origin sequence for every major character when all I want is for them to get into costume and start kicking ass. Daredevil broke that standard. This is not a movie that's sole purpose is "establishing a franchise."

2) Not only does Daredevil stay true to the comic book, it manages to come up with some really great ideas about DD and his powers that no one had come up with yet. On a couple of occasions I thought to myself "Have they done that in the comic? That's really a great idea." I think this is what made the movie brilliant.

3) The action was cool. Superhero cool. Running around and making jumps no human could make, swinging around like no human could. Fun, comic book panels, up on the screen. Wicked cool, guys. Seriously.

You should go see it. Good stuff!"

So get this, there's going to be a Tenacious D movie. And that's cool enough in and of itself, right? But guess who's going to be directing it. Liam Lynch of Sifl and Olly fame!! What kind of crazy, world where dreams come true kind of world are we living in?!

I know some of you are planning on seeing the Daredevil flick tomorrow night, so here's a review of it if you're inclined to read reviews before you see movies. The best way I could review this movie is by telling you that I look forward to seeing it again.

While I'm on the subject of Marvel movies, apparently there's a new trailer for The HULK available.

"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast Chicken." - Crow T. Robot of MST3K

If you're a Marvel Comics fan, this will probably be pretty cool to you.

Hip Today reached 8000 hits at some point last night. Thank you all very much. Feel free to tell a friend. This means that 10,000 is possible, and that's pretty cool if you ask me. Now if only something had been purchased with everyone of those hits...

This has nothing to do with what I was just saying, but as far as I'm concerned Rachel Leigh Cook is the prettiest girl that ever lived until someone can prove to me otherwise.

Speaking of Ben Affleck and Daredevil, guess who got to see a sneak preview of the flick last night a full 3 days early? Yes, that would be me. My total thanks to Tara for asking herself the question, "Who do I know that loves Ben Affleck and Daredevil and is really excited about seeing the movie about Daredevil starring Ben Affleck?" I mean, I can only assume that's what she asked herself. Not that you necessarily give a rip about my opinion, but I liked it an awful lot.

In other superhero news, thought he's said he doesn't care for superheroes, Guy Pearce is the prime candidate to play Batman in the new Bat-flick for director Christopher Nolan (Insomnia, Memento).

Also, since I know there are some Freaks and Geeks fans among the regulars here, you might be interested in signing this petition on the official Freaks and Geeks website.

You know, it just occurred to me that people that are new to this website might not get that my thinly veiled allusions to being in love with Ben Affleck are only half serious. I know some of the pictures of me here on the site might make you think otherwise, but I am, in fact, not gay.

In case you didn't know, I've got Daredevil (as drawn by me and colored by AlexPower) on the frontpage in celebration of the Daredevil movie being released this Friday, which also happens to be Valentine's Day. I can't think of a better Valentine's gift to myself than an evening with Ben Affleck.

"This shirt is dry clean only... which means that it's dirty." - Mitch Hedberg again

"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg

I don't know what time the Blogger thing is going to say this was posted at, but it's 4:48 AM and I'm having trouble sleeping. I'm not sure why though. Anyway, while I'm here though, the next song on the list (and I'd appreciate it if someone would tell me what number we're up to) is "Flesh Into Gear" by CKY.

The new Ninja Turtle's cartoon premiered this weekend, and though I didn't get to see it, let's all celebrate by reading this review of "Christmas with the Turtles."

Sony Pictures has put together a pretty good site for the upcoming Hellboy flick. If you like Hellboy you'll probably like it, and if you don't know who Hellboy is then you should go here and find out.

There will probably be a new official Hip Today shirt available in the very immediate future based on a scenario Adam and I imagined me missing out on. I'm hoping that it will be a rousing success among the lovely ladies that frequent this website.

If this guy can act, then I'm fine with him being cast as Superman and being done with this whole to do once and for all.

I'm frightened by how famous these kids are probably going to be within the space of a few weeks. "Famous" on the internet I mean, but mark my words this thing is going to spread like wildfire.

As far as bobbleheads go, I think these look pretty cool: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, and twelve.

A pretty good interview with Australian monster, Nathan Jones.

If I could be honest with all of you about two things right now I'd like to, and since it's my website, I'm going to do just that.

1) I honestly feel like there's been some good stuff going on here on the site here in the last week or weeks as far as content, and I hope you've all been catching it all. I'd also like to say that as has always been the case, if there's ever anything you want to say about the site or anything you want to say and have it put on the site, feel free to let me know and it will happen. Also, if there's ever anything you think I could do to make you enjoy Hip Today more, be sure to tell me.

2) I'm honestly a little bummed out that more people haven't e-mailed me about hearing the mp3 we've got available for download. It's not a full band thing, it's just an acoustic cover of an Ozma song with Edward playing guitar and me singing and Adam helping with the recording, engineering, producing end, but I think it's pretty good and I thought there would be a bigger response than I've gotten so far. I guess that's it.

I appreciated this a lot more now that I'm doing some skateboarding. I'm making progress, but I'm sure that's what many of you thought would be happening.

For those of you that are interested, I do indeed need this.

I bought and watched the Dimension Collector's Series Edition of From Dusk Till Dawn last night. I enjoyed it thoroughly. You know who else enjoyed this movie? Seanbaby! Let's hear his thoughts on the film now.
Salma Hayek may be the living definition of "hot" in that movie.. but maybe that's because she doesn't say much.

I meant to post something about this sooner, but I'm only human so I forget things sometimes. Anyway, on to what I was going to say. I ran into most of the Renegades of Phunk at Chili's the other night and though not much happened in the way of shenanigans since they were about to be on their way out and I was there with a group of people that didn't need to be corrupted by the Renegades just yet, it was pretty cool being introduced as "Hip Today". It was kinda like that comic in the 70s where Spider-Man met Superman... if Superman and Spidey were websites in the greater Memphis area.

Because Hip Today cares about all of your individual interests, here's some news strictly for Edward. (Everyone else is welcome to read it as well though.)

And since I gave you all that news on Superman and Wonder Woman's movies the other day here's some news on the new Batman movie due out in 2005.

Speaking of movies from Warner Bros., June 3, 2003 will see the DVD release of The Animatrix, a companion film made up of 9 short films written by the Wachowski Bros. (creators of The Matrix) and directed by some of the biggest names in anime. You can check out a 10 minute preview of the first film by clicking on the link above.


Which Trigun Character are You like?
Takes other quizzes at Newsies Meets Anime...Anime Meets Newsies...

The first recording of "the band" that I'm a part of is now available for downloading if you'd like to hear it. If you're interested e-mail me and let me know you want a copy and I'll send it to you.

I honestly thought that we had gone as insane with the Mario Tennis as was humanly possible last week, but last night (Sunday night) proved me wrong when we (Adam, Corey, Danny, Edward, and myself) played until 4:30am. Ok, Ed left before that proving he's the only sane one out of the bunch, but he didn't miss being there for the entire time by far. I'm scared of what will happen if we should find ourselves in a postition to play this game again. I swear I think if I hadn't turned the system off we'd still be playing.

Possibly good news on the new Superman flick.
Followed by some not so good news for the Wonder Woman flick.
Followed by some not so good news for the Superman flick.

"When God was handing out talent, this guy grabbed the clipboard and sent home everybody who was unlucky enough to be in line behind him." - a quote about Butch Walker from R&R Magazine (a magazine about rock and/or roll)

Entertainment Weekly has taken it upon themselves to come up with a list of the 25 greatest episodes of The Simpsons. See what you make of it.

I've again forgotten what number we're up to but the next song is "Silkworm" by Arlo. I would also recommend the song "Linger On".

"Neither of us asserted our personalities." - Edward talking about a conversation we had while I was half asleep


what butch walker hair do are you?

For those of you that like the 7 $ Sox (and I know that some of you that frequent this page do) here are two of their songs for you to download: More Music Than Anything and It's a Darn Good Thing
Just right click and Save As...

While I'm on the subject of bands, get a load of this news, Alex Ross has done the cover art for Anthrax's new album.

Gabe says eating one of these is like God smiling at you, and I'm inclined to agree with him.

This whole business with the space shuttle blowing up is pretty weird. President Bush called it a tragedy for the nation, but after 9/11 I guess this doesn't seem quite as traumatizing. It's sad yes, but I guess 9/11 had a desensitizing effect as to what constitutes a national tragedy. Hopefully I don't sound like some kind of callous jackass by saying all of this.

For those of you who care, the answer is yes, I'm still feeling weird about things in general in my life at the moment. School, work, friends, relationships, family.. it all feels weird. I still think things are going to turn around though, and not just be back to normal, but be even better than before.

Onto other news: For the gamers, it looks like The Sims will be coming to the Gamecube. I still don't know if that'll entice me enough to give it a shot though. Also on the way to the Cube is DBZ: Budokai. I might be interested in that one. I guess time will tell. And if you like ghosts and/or goblins this may be of interest to you as it was to me.

With the proper set-up, planning, and talent, you can make some pretty amazing pictures with action figures: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.


Are You Afraid Of The Dark? Telling ghost stories
that scare the crap out of me is your goal in
life. Please stop, the clowns'll eat me...

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