J. Love says it all.
I think I heard someone say something about Star Wars?
So that's why Spider-Man gets sick all the time...
Why yes, they were talking about Star Wars.
A Beetlejuice sequel?
Robin Williams may play Doctor Octopus in Spider-Man 2.

Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

These "character tests" are going really well here lately! So far I've found out that I'm Mario, Darth Vader, and Ewan McGregor.. or at least his character from Trainspotting. That's three kinds of cool in my book.

Darth Vader
Tall, powerful, and the darkest of the dark. You've got armies, fleets, and the dark side of the Force wrapped around your little finger, but you still have a soft spot for that little wuss you call "son." How sweet.

Take the Imperial Test at Bucketheads!

Not much else to say really. I've seen Spider-Man and Attack of the Clones both twice now and I'm not sure which one I'll see again next... is that crazy? I can't even tell anymore. Anyway, if you're reading this please do me a favor and tell a friend (or a stranger) that you think might enjoy it, about me and my little website silliness. I don't know why, but I'd like for the site to grow a little more and develop a slightly larger following that would merit me dropping the cash to pay for some upgrades. Just an idea...

"Glorious whore rhymes." - Danny

Believe it or not I'm walking on air, I never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee...

Speaking of stuff in Hip Today I've added new links to new photo albums in the Hip Today Gallery. So go check them out already... you know you want to. All the cool kids are anyway...

I learned this lesson the hard way now that I've been working next to a Krispy Kreme for over a month.

This is pretty true as well believe it or not.

I am a celebrity, a natural born leader, and a mascot. When old people think of video games, they oftentimes get a mental image of me. Countless times I've been called into battle to save Peach from various baddies, even back in the days of Atari, and I have never faltered. Others may be jealous, but who cares? I'm Mario!

What Super Mario Bros character are you?

I just saw Star Wars again.... Mmmm that's some good Star Wars.

I said something about how I was never going to get old and Danny said something about how I was on "a strict diet of vitamin E and cocaine."
Then I nearly wrecked the car because I was laughing so hard.

Some more alternate names for Super Mario Sunshine (both contributed by Edward) : Super Mario Plumb Job and Mario Sutra .