Two news stories for the G.I. Joe fans: one and two.

The first promo pics for Alien vs Predator!

X-E reviews McDonald's Halloween Happy Meals.

Some great pictures of the new AstroBoy game for GameBoy Advance.

A listing of reasons my television won't be leaving AMC starting this Sunday.

It's being predicted, based on initial sales reports, that The Adventures of Indiana Jones - The Complete DVD Movie Collection is going to become the best selling box set of all time. Early estimates are showing that it made something like $28,000,000 in it's first twenty-four hours on the shelves.

Picture of the Day.

These look fantastical. I hope to own a few.

"Blessed are the huge, scaly monsters, for they shall doubtlessly inherit the earth unless something awful happens with the temperature." - Eddie Izzard

James Kolchalka and his kid make me wish I had a kid sometimes..


More Halloween Safety Tips..
7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.

8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat,GET THE HECK OUTTA THERE!!!

9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits, just get out.

Halloween fun the likes of which we don't even deserve: Dracula Tells a Joke!

This was far too funny.
My thanks to Alex for sharing it with me.
She's a character.


Check it out!

One more time kids, what does chrishaley love?
That's right...
ZOMBIES.

I don't even know where to begin with this one.. perhaps Edward will.

X-Entertainment's Halloween Countdown 2003!

More Halloween Safety Tips...
4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.

5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone.

6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
More to come...

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Watch Alex Ross work his magic... click.

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.
- Jack Handey