Mario is too much pimp.

If there ever comes a time where this doesn't make me laugh... I just hope I don't have to come up with an end to that sentence.

Someone finally has the answer : Why Star Trek sucks.

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
- Jack Handey

Why are legal pads yellow?

The best explanation of the greatness of cookies that I've heard.

The Top 11 Minions of Skeletor.

Picture of the Day.

If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
- Jack Handey

The official site for Mario Kart Double Dash! is now up and running. It's worth checking out just for the wallpapers.

Speaking of Mario.. why not check out Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom Part 1.
Someone put a lot of time and effort into making this, and it shows... big time.

The full scoop on Sony's new PSX.. complete with shiny pictures!

This spoke directly to the kid in me, and made me smile.
Of course, it's not like you have to talk too loud to get to him as he's pretty near the surface at all times.

Maybe he deserves some of that money.

I'm sure I'm not the only one excited about QT's Kill Bill Vol. 1 am I?
News on the flick's anime sequence(s).

We won't see this on TV... but we should.
Because it's funny.

If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
- Jack Handey

For those of you stuck at work, or just looking to kill some time, I've found the game Rocket Mania to be quite enjoyable. However, if you are at work, I'd recommend cutting the sound down.

A website that's touting itself as the "World Leader in Canadian Satire" has a fifteen step plan to taking over the world as devised by "Captain Electro."

This may be the best photograph of Brittney Spears ever taken... even though I'm sure it's been digitally "enhanced."