I need you to buy my CDs so I can buy food..

Speaking of Tyler Perry, did I ever tell you guys about the time back when I was managing a video game place that some jackass came in being really obnoxious (no exaggeration, at one point he started playing a harmonica really loudly.. and poorly), and claimed the person he was shouting to on his cell phone was Tyler Perry?
Did I ever tell you that story?

Well, now I have.