Breaking STAR WARS news!

This isn't particularly funny or entertainment related, but I thought it was good news nonetheless.

A wise man once said, "S*** happens."
However, I bet even he didn't see this one coming.

A listing of some of the ways your cellular service might be trying to cheat you out of money every month.

Did you know they're going to start making different nickels?

How'd you like to fast forward into the future?

There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves. - Jack Handey

Saw The Matrix Revolutions last night.
I liked it.
I don't know that I need to say anymore.
I mean, it's not like my opinion is going to make any difference to you, you're still going to see it.
But if you were curious, I liked it.

Quick note to the guy that picks the music for all these movie trailers: That "Bodies" song by Drowning Pool wasn't good when it came out, it isn't good now, and (unless there's some kind of horrible temperature change in Hell) it's never going to be good.
On that note, here's the first actual trailer for The Punisher.
I'll warn you, it's not the best trailer I've ever seen, but I still think the movie is going to be pretty good.
Possibly very good even.

If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not. - Jack Handey

So for allll you girls that are such big John Cusack fans.. guess who he's rumored to be seeing.. Britney Spears.
Bwah-hahahahaha! What do you think of your Mr. Sensitive-Perfect Man now?

Holy hell!! Seanbaby isn't dead!!
So he did hear all my prayers!

Japan is having all kinds of UFO fun.. and we're not invited.

One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with a wooden stake. - Jack Handey

I don't know if any of you have been watching the new CGI Spider-Man series on MTV or not, but it's pretty decent.
The first season is hitting DVD in January, and chances are good to very good I'll pick it up.

Though I'm sure I'll leave the theater not feeling right about life, and in a very pensive/introspective mood, I can't wait to see this movie.
I had heard about it in name only, but Carey was good enough to make me realize it was something to which I needed to pay attention.

Once again, I don't even know where to start.
It should be understood that I don't take issue with what they're trying to say, it's of course, how they're trying to say it.

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people. - Jack Handey

G.I. Joe Season 1 DVD news!

Check out these amazing jack-o-lanterns!

GameSpy.com rates the Top 25 Most Underrated Video Games of all time.

Memphis makes the news.. sigh.. for a topless carwash.

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me? - Jack Handey