Wednesday, December 31, 2003

Happy New Year's Eve, kids!

Take that music industry bastards!
While I'm sure they'll find some new way to screw us over in the long run, this is a major blow to their desire to sue file-swappers.

For the Kill Bill fans.

What NOT to do during Return of the King.

The 10 Dumbest Quotes of 2003... according to this one guy on this one website.

While this guy makes his list of the Top 10 Best DVD releases of 2003... it's a pretty good list to be honest.

And yet another fellow offers up his choices for the Top 10 Best Albums of 2003... I don't particularly agree with it, though there are several good albums on it.

For those of you who have seen this before (and I'm sure a lot of you have), I'd just like to point out that it took them 606 takes to get it right.

"Every book is a children's book.. if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg

Monday, December 29, 2003

Another Van Hagar reunion rumor surfaces.

Did you guys know they're making a movie called "The Muppet Wizard of Oz"?
Well, they are.
Kermit as Scarecrow, Fozzy as the Cowardly Lion, Gonzo as the Tinman, Miss Piggy as both the Wicked Witch and Glenda, and possibly Natalie Portman as Dorothy.

This is neat if you plan on seeing Return of the King more than once.

Mega Man Mania.

The 8 Biggest Tech Flops Ever.

Bad news for those of us looking forward to seeing Seinfeld on DVD?

How about a preview of Fantastic Four #509?


"It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool." - Calvin

For those of you that are fans of Kevin Smith and the Clerks animated series, you should go have a look at this immediately... or if you're more of a Dogma fan, have a look at this.

Rumor has it that Peter Jackson's "home cut" of Return of the King that should be hitting a DVD near you some time next year will be over 5 hours long.
I anticipate it greatly.

Speaking of things I anticipate greatly, why not have a look at this trailer?

You're Brendon! Oh're the egotistical
one! You're creative, likable, and more or less
the leader of your group of friends. You may
tend to piss people off with your witty-ness
and ability to do nothing you're supposed to
(I.E: homework :-p), but in the end, everyone
loves you!
which Home Movies character are you?
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Saturday, December 27, 2003


Legolas Greenleaf

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Legolas, Elf, a son of the King of Mirkwood.

In the movie, I am played by Orlando Bloom.

Who would you be?
Zovakware Lord of the Rings Test with Perseus Web Survey Software

Thursday, December 25, 2003


In case you missed this earlier in the week, The PVP Christmas Special!

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

Merry Christmas Eve Day to all of you!
I'm going to attempt to draw something special to mark the event, but I make no promises.

Thanks to Cara I now know what it looks like when a fireworks factory catches on fire.

Another G.I.Joe Public Service Announcement: Snowjob don't want you on his land.

Fight Club!
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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Tuesday, December 23, 2003

I drew a little Spider-Kid..

Japan's Top 10 News Stories of 2003.

"They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home, and there is more to it than that." - Mitch Hedberg

You're chocolate. You're the old soul type, people
feel that they have known you their entire
life. Many often open up to you for they view
you as thoughtful and trustworthy. Although
people trust you, you have a hard time trusting
them. You prefer to keep your feelings bottled
up inside, or display them very quietly. It is
alright to open up every once in a while.
Which kind of candy are you?
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Monday, December 22, 2003

Check out the trailer for Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.

While you're checking things out, why not have a look at the new Dogma action figures.

Picture of the Day

Legolas Orlando
What Orlando Bloom are You?
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Saturday, December 20, 2003

This is me sending wishes for a very, very happy birthday to Corey, Dani, and Tara.

Friday, December 19, 2003

The PVP Christmas Special!
For free even!

Thursday, December 18, 2003

A great interview with Tim "Ripper" Owens... the guy who replaced Rob Halford in Judas Priest... and who has now been replaced himself... by Rob Halford.

Get this, there's going to be a t.A.T.u. anime.

DC Direct is making something I'm sure many people have been waiting for for a very long time.

I think this whole overly-hyped by the media flu business is all a conspiracy. I think this helps support that theory.

Wednesday, December 17, 2003

Did you know our sun is only a middle sized star?

I won't even bother going into how amazing LORD OF THE RINGS Day was.
I wish everyone could have seen the entire trilogy in one sitting like that... it was special to say the least.
I am on the other hand, very, very tired though.

Monday, December 15, 2003

The trailer for SPIDER-MAN 2.

Everyone loves those old G.I. Joe "And knowing is half the battle!" public service announcements... I just don't remember seeing this one.

Holy hell! If someone would be so kind as to buy me one or both of these for Christmas I'd be a very, very grateful Superfriend.

Though I'm sure this is news to none of you, Monty Python changed the world. explains. also takes a few minutes to talk about Alex Ross.

How did Tolkien invent the languages for Middle Earth?

Landover Baptist wants you to know that The Return of the King is NOT about Jesus.

This one isn't a joke or funny or anything, it was just some news that I was honestly excited to hear.
Scientists have found what may be a cure for Alzheimer's disease.
Also, this doctor is one of the few experts on the subject trying to prove that ADD (attention deficit disorder) doesn't exist. Check out his findings, etc.

You're the Red Chuck! The classic Chuck Taylor, a
pair I have yet to own. Now these look good as
low-tops AND high-tops. Sweet.
What color Converse All Star Chuck Taylor are You? (with pictures)
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Friday, December 12, 2003

Cillian Murphy (he, the hero of 28 Days Later) is the newest addition to the cast of the upcoming Batman flick starring Christian Bale. Cillian will be playing a villain. What villain is anyone's guess. I think I get more excited about this movie with each new piece of information I come across.

Jerry Seinfeld is looking to return to the world of entertainment by teaming with Dreamworks to produce and star in an animated feature called Bee World. Anything from Seinfeld is cause for celebration as far as I'm concerned.

Andrew W.K. is getting his own television series.

I drew Green Lantern as he appears in his comic these days.

Thursday, December 11, 2003

Mario's Campaign HQ.

This is a special message to Corey: I hope you've been taking note of the fact that I've actively been trying to put more of my drawings up here on a regular basis as you suggested I should do. At least I think that was what you suggested.. you might have meant something else.

Both these and these look pretty cool if you ask me.

Picture of the Day

Wednesday, December 10, 2003

An interview with Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane.

For the Nada Surf fans, the band is planning on recording their fourth album in January and plan on releasing a live DVD in February.

I like Clive Barker as a writer, but sometimes I fear for his sanity.

While the idea of an animated Red Tornado excites me, I don't know that I like the sound of this.
Didn't these people see what happened to the sales of the Justice League comics when they started filling them with second-stringers?

The sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean, though very highly anticipated by the general theater-going public is quite a while away, as it's not even slated to start filming until January 2005.

Here's a picture I did of a little Aquaboy...

Monday, December 08, 2003

This and this are incredible deals at twice the price!
Go buy these now! This is seriously a great thing to which I am hipping you... so take advantage of it for a change!

Good news for Nintendo.

Hulk Hogan's daughter fancies herself the next Britney Spears.

There's a rumor floating about Hollywood, that Katie Holmes may play Talia (daughter of Ra's al Ghul) in the new Batman flick starring Christian Bale.

Picture of the day...
Who wouldn't be interested in everything we do?! - Calvin

Thursday, December 04, 2003

Did anyone else notice that Hip Today just leapt over the 20,000 hit mark?!
What the hell?!
That's amazing!
I appreciate each and every one of you that keep coming back to see what I have to say.
I also especially appreciate those of you that tell someone else.
I'll continue to do my thing, and I hope to see all of you here for all of it.

Wednesday, December 03, 2003

The trailer for Wonderful Days.
I can honestly say I have no idea what this movie is about, but parts of this trailer are quite pretty to look at at times.
Also, I have no idea how a trailer with this much gun and knife play can end with the title super-imposed over a field of daisies.

This is what the internet was designed for.. to allow you to check out the endings to literally hundreds of classic (and not so classic) Nintendo Entertainment System games.

Picture of the Day.. another from the Alex Ross is a miserable bastard collection.
Why must he be so good?!

Here's a follow-up on that Flash picture I posted a few days ago..

Tuesday, December 02, 2003

Seanbaby reveals the secrets to becoming a SUPERHERO!
Wait.. on second thought, none of you should go read this.. umm.. cause, I just remembered, Seanbaby said I was the only one who should read it.. and cause it's rigged to blow your eyeballs up if you read it without knowing the special code he gave me... so that only I could read it.
So yeah.. if you want to keep your eyeballs not blown up you'd probably better not read it.
In a completely unrelated matter, if anyone knows how to sew spandex or make majestic, yet comfortable capes, I would appreciate it if you would get in touch with me.

Mick Foley may soon be starring in his very own action detective series on the Columbian Broadcasting Service.. or CBS as some call it. It couldn't be any worse than most of the other crap they show.. and hey, it might even be good.

I'd be lying if I said reading this article about Bill Watterson didn't make me sad. The man created the greatest comic strip ever in my opinion, and now he refuses to do anything but be a recluse.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. - Calvin

Monday, December 01, 2003

This is some serious Super Mario Bros. 3 amazosity.

I draw the Flash a lot I guess..

Friday, November 28, 2003

Hope you all had a good Thanksgiving, and for those of you (like myself) who had to work in retail, I hope it wasn't too bad for you either.

All the info on the Futurama Volume 3 DVDs.

Hopefully a good sign about the future release of Eerie, Indiana on DVD.

The Top 10 Photos of the Sun as taken by the SOHO satellite.

Picture of the Day

Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Happy Thanksgiving.

The Penny Arcade guys are doing something for a very good cause.
It's most definitely worth checking out.
So go do so.
(That may be the funniest looking sentence I've ever written.)
Seriously though, go check it out. Help some sick kids.

Alex Ross. Neal Adams. Politics.

For those of you who haven't heard already, Michael Caine will probably be playing Alfred in the new Christian Bale starring Batman flick.
There are also rumors of Daniel Day Lewis playing Ra's Al Ghul.

For those of you who care, Nickelodeon is showing The Fairly OddParents all day today.

Picture of the Day

I found out the Wal-Mart within walking distance of me is the #1 Wal-Mart in the world. That's weird.

October 31, 2004 will see the PS2 release of Nightmare Before Christmas simultaneously in North America, Japan, and Europe.
Feel free to go check out these screenshots, as they are what your friends might call sweet.

The Critic is finally coming to DVD.

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

How wicked is this?
"Very" is the word for which you were looking.
I'm such a product of the 80s.

Wow.... Bryan Hitch is a bastard.

For those of you that missed Underworld when it was in theaters.

The Anime Network will finally be coming to SOME people's cable provider.

That's some good comedy.

Picture of the Day... Allison Mack from Smallville.
I'm sorry, but I think she's really pretty... and she keeps showing up at all the comic conventions.

Monday, November 24, 2003

I'm begging (BEGGING!) someone to get me this for Christmas!
I'll even let you sit in it!

For everyone that owns or is considering an iPod.
Many thanks to Cara for sharing.

Picture of the Day

black rimmed glasses
What Obligatory Indie Accessory Are You?

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Thursday, November 20, 2003

Stop whatever you're doing right now, and go watch the trailer for Hellboy!

For those of you that want the new Zelda Collection for the Gamecube, but don't want to buy a new Cube, this is a pretty fair deal.

Good news for Looney Tunes fans!

Robert Rodriguez recently announced that he'll be composing the score for Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill Vol. 2.

Picture of the Day

I don't know why you're even trying to act like I don't need this.

Seriously, this guy is way smart in the comics.
You are: BANE!
Which Batman Villain Are You?
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Wednesday, November 19, 2003

This news about Family Guy pleases me. Yes, I find it very favorable.

Other news I found favorable? There'll be a Daredevil Director's Cut available in April. This seems a bit odd, since the version that's already out is 2 discs, but .. whatever.

You know what wouldn't have been a "bummer"?
If you'd made a good album.

Operation Iron Hammer..... why does that name sound so familiar?

If you've got $400 laying around and you're a big Kevin Smith fan... maybe you should buy this.

Someone's looking to do away with pop-up ads... fine by me.

Sling Blade 2.

bugs bunny
You are fun. You have probably been out on the town your share of times, yet you come home with the values that your Mother taught you. Friends and family are important to you, but only after you have fun. Don't let the people you please influence you to stray.
Which Warner Bros. character are you?
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I think we can all agree that opening sequence with Nightcrawler from X-Men 2 was one of the best scenes in any comic movie.
It's amazing to see how these things are made.

Speaking of comic movies, here's news on the new Batman, Fantastic Four, The Power of Shazam, and more.

That box? It's... uh... it's porn. Yeah. I'm throwing out a bunch of old pornography.

Kill Billy Elliot.

You are Jesse Custer.
Jesse is as tough as they come and always willing to prove it. He'll kick your ass for being a jackass. Or back you up if you prove that you're a man. An actual good guy, Jesse's word and honor is without reproach.
What Gritty No Nonsense Comic Book Character are You?
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Monday, November 17, 2003

TIME Magazine has put together a rather well done list of the Top 10 Video Games of 2003.
Good for them. Far better job than some of the others I've seen as of late.

Mississippi makes the news... for cocaine... in an elementary school.

I haven't seen it, nor do I care to, but I thought it was funny that ESPN was suggesting tips for how to watch the Paris Hilton sex video at work.

I'd ask what this guy has going for him, but I have seen that video.

Pee Wee's Big Trouble in Little China.

jack growl ropey
Aye, you are "Human hair. From my back."
Sometimes you don't make any sense at all, but
largely others find that charming. You are not
very sure of yourself, so it's tough for people
to take you seriously.
Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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Steve Martin has signed on to play Inspector Clouseau in the new remake of The Pink Panther.
I'm hoping for the best.

King of the Gods... I'm not sure what to make of this... so I'll make nothing of it until I know more.

His comics are kinda lousy these days, but Todd McFarlane sure knows how to make some swell looking toys.

I'm not saying someone should get me this, but... no, wait, yes, I am.

Hulk Fiction.

Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. - Jack Handey

Saturday, November 15, 2003

The Angry Edward has updated. You should go see.

The science of falling in love.

The Top 10 Scientific Hoaxes of all time according to this guy.

The Muppet Chainsaw Massacre.

Wednesday, November 12, 2003

Idiots try to sue the makers of the Grand Theft Auto series for $250million.
If this is successful, I'd like to sue God for $2.7million for not making real rabbits able to stand on their hind legs and ask, "What's up, doc?"

Picture of the Day

You are Form 0, Phoenix: The Eternal.

"And The Phoenix's cycle had reached
zenith, so he consumed himself in fire. He
emerged from his own ashes, to be forever

Some examples of the Phoenix Form are Quetzalcoatl (Aztec), Shiva (Indian), and Ra-Atum (Egyptian).
The Phoenix is associated with the concept of life, the number 0, and the element of fire.
His sign is the eclipsed sun.

As a member of Form 0, you are a determined
individual. You tend to keep your sense of
optomism, even through tough times and have a
positive outlook on most situations. You have
a way of looking at going through life as a
journey that you can constantly learn from.
Phoenixes are the best friends to have because
they cheer people up easily.
Which Mythological Form Are You?
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Details and artwork for the DVD release of Once Upon a Time In Mexico.

Finally! The special edition of one of my favorite movies, Ed Wood, is finally coming to American DVD players!

Apparently CNN rigged the questions at their "Rock the Vote" special.

Picture of the Day ... notice the location.

If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!" - Jack Handey

You are Orange.
You are outgoing and optomistic. You always try to
find the bright spot in everything. You are
energetic and people are naturally attracted to
you. However, you are not always sure of what
your purpose or goals are.
Most Compatible With: Fresh Mint
Which Tic-Tac Flavor Are You?
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Tuesday, November 11, 2003

X-E has an awesome review up of the 1984 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!

Check out the menus for the first season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, arriving on DVD next week.
Then do the same for Space Ghost: Coast to Coast - Volume 1.

I thought this was a pretty good analysis of The Matrix Revolutions.

Picture of the Day

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness? - Jack Handey

Your Heart is Red
What Color is Your Heart?
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Monday, November 10, 2003

I don't know if all of you have heard about this yet, but that Jessica Lynch lady who was held captive in Iraq is doing her best to expose some of the lies our government was trying to feed us about what happened.
Go read, because it's good to know what's going on with our country.

Microsoft prepares an attempt to screw us all over again.

Crazy fads of the 1920s.

Arkansas makes national news... sigh, for a story about a goat.

Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff. - Jack Handey

Friday, November 07, 2003

Breaking STAR WARS news!

This isn't particularly funny or entertainment related, but I thought it was good news nonetheless.

A wise man once said, "S*** happens."
However, I bet even he didn't see this one coming.

A listing of some of the ways your cellular service might be trying to cheat you out of money every month.

Did you know they're going to start making different nickels?

How'd you like to fast forward into the future?

There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves. - Jack Handey

Thursday, November 06, 2003

Saw The Matrix Revolutions last night.
I liked it.
I don't know that I need to say anymore.
I mean, it's not like my opinion is going to make any difference to you, you're still going to see it.
But if you were curious, I liked it.

Quick note to the guy that picks the music for all these movie trailers: That "Bodies" song by Drowning Pool wasn't good when it came out, it isn't good now, and (unless there's some kind of horrible temperature change in Hell) it's never going to be good.
On that note, here's the first actual trailer for The Punisher.
I'll warn you, it's not the best trailer I've ever seen, but I still think the movie is going to be pretty good.
Possibly very good even.

If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not. - Jack Handey

Wednesday, November 05, 2003

So for allll you girls that are such big John Cusack fans.. guess who he's rumored to be seeing.. Britney Spears.
Bwah-hahahahaha! What do you think of your Mr. Sensitive-Perfect Man now?

Holy hell!! Seanbaby isn't dead!!
So he did hear all my prayers!

Japan is having all kinds of UFO fun.. and we're not invited.

One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with a wooden stake. - Jack Handey

Tuesday, November 04, 2003

I don't know if any of you have been watching the new CGI Spider-Man series on MTV or not, but it's pretty decent.
The first season is hitting DVD in January, and chances are good to very good I'll pick it up.

Though I'm sure I'll leave the theater not feeling right about life, and in a very pensive/introspective mood, I can't wait to see this movie.
I had heard about it in name only, but Carey was good enough to make me realize it was something to which I needed to pay attention.

Once again, I don't even know where to start.
It should be understood that I don't take issue with what they're trying to say, it's of course, how they're trying to say it.

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people. - Jack Handey

Monday, November 03, 2003

G.I. Joe Season 1 DVD news!

Check out these amazing jack-o-lanterns! rates the Top 25 Most Underrated Video Games of all time.

Memphis makes the news.. sigh.. for a topless carwash.

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me? - Jack Handey

Sunday, November 02, 2003

Saturday, November 01, 2003

It's a happy day for yours truly, as this Superman news was announced yesterday.

Southaven made it into the news!

Friday, October 31, 2003


The delightfully wicked little mummy on the front page was brought to you via myself and Steve-O.
SpooOOooky Noochies!

Special Halloween Picture of the Day!
Also, a whole mess of monster wallpapers.
Also check out Universal Steve for even more monstery goodness!
Just what you've always wanted to see: The Monsters Go Disco!

In my opinion there's something kinda Halloween-y about the Aliens and the Predators.. so here's some new goodies about the Alien Versus Predator flick.

What's eating at Nintendo? Really good article.

discover your jack-o-lantern face @ quiz me

Thursday, October 30, 2003

For the Spider-Fans, a pretty nifty little site called The 1981 Spider-Man Cartoon Webpage.

If you enjoyed Mario Twins, then you should enjoy "The End of the World."

Something Awful seems to think Radiohead sucks... are they right?

Even more for the Spider-Fans, as this should make them very happy... and if it doesn't, I don't think they're really that big of a fan.

As most everyone knows by now, I'm a really big fan of The Fairly OddParents.
So here's a nice article on what a huge hit the show is becoming.

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

For everyone who's excited about Final Fantasy XI.

More Halloween Safety Tips..
18. Beware of strangers bearing strange tools. For example: chainsaws, nail guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws or any devices made from deceased companions.

19. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. (It's a toss-up. We know.) This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad, committed suicide, died in some horrible fashion, OR had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house.

20. (And perhaps the most important..) Always get out as soon as the scary music starts playing.

Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Pumpkin Simulator 2003!
It's honestly, too much fun.

More Halloween Safety Tips..
15. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them off immediately. You'll thank yourself later.

16. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're already in trouble if you recognize this one), anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine. Also, California and Ohio are good spots to avoid this and every other time of year. I mean, the answer's in the question.

17. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway and most likely be eaten.

Monday, October 27, 2003

A short history of zombies, and how to fight them should you run into some.

I'm not sure if I've said anything about this before, but they're making a Man-Thing movie.
For those of you who aren't Marvel fans, get your mind out of the gutter!
Man-Thing is kinda like Marvel's version of DC's Swamp Thing.
If there wasn't a lawsuit back in 1971, I'd be very surprised.

Picture of the Day.

More Halloween Safety Tips...
11. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.

12. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.

13. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're absolutely sure you know what you're doing.

14. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

Friday, October 24, 2003

Two news stories for the G.I. Joe fans: one and two.

The first promo pics for Alien vs Predator!

X-E reviews McDonald's Halloween Happy Meals.

Some great pictures of the new AstroBoy game for GameBoy Advance.

A listing of reasons my television won't be leaving AMC starting this Sunday.

It's being predicted, based on initial sales reports, that The Adventures of Indiana Jones - The Complete DVD Movie Collection is going to become the best selling box set of all time. Early estimates are showing that it made something like $28,000,000 in it's first twenty-four hours on the shelves.

Thursday, October 23, 2003

Picture of the Day.

These look fantastical. I hope to own a few.

"Blessed are the huge, scaly monsters, for they shall doubtlessly inherit the earth unless something awful happens with the temperature." - Eddie Izzard

James Kolchalka and his kid make me wish I had a kid sometimes..

More Halloween Safety Tips..
7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.

8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat,GET THE HECK OUTTA THERE!!!

9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits, just get out.

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Halloween fun the likes of which we don't even deserve: Dracula Tells a Joke!

This was far too funny.
My thanks to Alex for sharing it with me.
She's a character.

Check it out!

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

One more time kids, what does chrishaley love?
That's right...

I don't even know where to begin with this one.. perhaps Edward will.

X-Entertainment's Halloween Countdown 2003!

More Halloween Safety Tips...
4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.

5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone.

6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
More to come...

Monday, October 20, 2003

GO here to read more!

Watch Alex Ross work his magic... click.

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.
- Jack Handey

Thursday, October 16, 2003

If you haven't already, for the love of all you hold dear, go out and buy the CD Permission to Land by The Darkness.

How'd you like to get a look at some early preview type stuff for Pixar's The Incredibles?
I thought you might.
Also, (as though I needed more incentive to go see this flick) I just learned Jason Lee is going to be part of the vocal cast for what is sure to be my favorite Pixar movie ever.
And may I add that in the two seconds he appears in this little preview, he was fantastical.

You liked Pirates of the Caribbean.
We all know you did.
We all know we liked it as well.
We all liked it a lot.
This is good news... if you were hoping for more.

Someone had a good idea, to make toys of the classis Universal Monsters. But they decided to release them in January/February of 2004, instead of ... oh, I don't know, OCTOBER!

A few Halloween Safety Tips..
1) When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.

2) Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even just for kicks.

3) Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
more tomorrow...

Picture of the day... zoom!

War Horse
You'd turn into a War Horse. Strong, brave and
loyal like a war horse you are protective of
family and friends and generally polite and
freindly to people you dont know or just met.
However your attitude can change quickly if
your family or friends are threatened in anyway
and you quickly fight it off. However because
of your protective attitude you can oftern find
yourself getting angry and interfering if you
see anyone being threatened and cant defend
What animal would you turn into?
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Wednesday, October 15, 2003

For those of you who have not seen it yet, the new (and completely wicked) picture of Thomas Jane as The Punisher is right here..

Now if that's not the mf'in' Punisher I don't know what is!
Go

Jolly good, wot! Anyone for tennis? That'll be ten ponies, guv. You're the epitome of everything that is english. Yey :) Hoist that Union Jack!
How British are you?
this quiz was made by alanna

Monday, October 13, 2003

Picture of the day.

The only movie I'm looking more forward to seeing than this is Return of the King.
That should tell you that I'm looking forward to seeing this quite a bit.

The Top 11 Draculas.

This officially scared the crap out of me.

Ash (not the band) may be making a triumphant return to the big screen!

This isn't terribly funny, but it's worth checking out for the pictures alone.

As though I'm not going to link to an article called "Nintendo Overdose : Lessons in Life, Love, and the English Language."

Friday, October 10, 2003

Mario is too much pimp.

If there ever comes a time where this doesn't make me laugh... I just hope I don't have to come up with an end to that sentence.

Someone finally has the answer : Why Star Trek sucks.

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
- Jack Handey

Thursday, October 09, 2003

Why are legal pads yellow?

The best explanation of the greatness of cookies that I've heard.

The Top 11 Minions of Skeletor.

Picture of the Day.

If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
- Jack Handey

Wednesday, October 08, 2003

The official site for Mario Kart Double Dash! is now up and running. It's worth checking out just for the wallpapers.

Speaking of Mario.. why not check out Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom Part 1.
Someone put a lot of time and effort into making this, and it shows... big time.

The full scoop on Sony's new PSX.. complete with shiny pictures!

This spoke directly to the kid in me, and made me smile.
Of course, it's not like you have to talk too loud to get to him as he's pretty near the surface at all times.

Tuesday, October 07, 2003

Maybe he deserves some of that money.

I'm sure I'm not the only one excited about QT's Kill Bill Vol. 1 am I?
News on the flick's anime sequence(s).

We won't see this on TV... but we should.
Because it's funny.

If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
- Jack Handey

Monday, October 06, 2003

For those of you stuck at work, or just looking to kill some time, I've found the game Rocket Mania to be quite enjoyable. However, if you are at work, I'd recommend cutting the sound down.

A website that's touting itself as the "World Leader in Canadian Satire" has a fifteen step plan to taking over the world as devised by "Captain Electro."

This may be the best photograph of Brittney Spears ever taken... even though I'm sure it's been digitally "enhanced."

Friday, October 03, 2003

I've always thought Dr. Who was one of the dorkiest shows ever, but if this news is true they may make a fan of me yet. The UK's SUN newspaper is reporting that Eddie Izzard is going to play the new Dr. Who when the BBC debuts the new version of the series later this year.

Check out these pictures that were taken by the Hubble Space Telescope of actual space things... in space!
They are indeed awesome... by the true definition of the word.

Since we're officially in October, I figured now was as good a time as any for everyone to check out all of these great old Halloween costumes!
By far the scariest costume I've ever seen.

Tickets for the all day showing of all three Lord of the Rings movies go on sale October 9th at select theaters nationwide.
Thankfully, for once, Memphis is not being passed up, so I'll be there!
Exciting, yeh?

Is it just me or is this shirt great?

Picture of the Day... Christian Bale would be proud I'm sure.

Thursday, October 02, 2003

This is the flyer that The Caravan made up for the show tonight.
It looks pretty cool, but I have no idea why we've been billed as "The Big Collapse" as opposed to just "The Collapse."
Oh, well.
Hope to see you there.
Doors open at 8PM!

Wednesday, October 01, 2003

Science seems to be able to find an answer to most anything these days. This article isn't particularly exciting, but I found it very informative and interesting.
It's about the studies that have and are being done showing the distinct differences in the male and female brain. It also goes into detail explaining why we (men and women) react differently to different situations. The ramifications for relationships are fairly obvious to see... so if you're in a relationship, or are planning on being in one, I'd suggest giving it a read.

Tuesday, September 30, 2003

The Kids in the Hall have an official site now. I suggest you visit it, and help shape the future of KITH DVD releases... as I have done.

These look rad-ass.
No seriously.. they do.

Look for Jason vs. Freddy to drop on DVD on January 13.

Picture of the Day.

As some of you may know, a live-action/CGI feature film based on The Transformers is in the works.
There are people who would like you to sign this petition about said film.

Nintendo's new "Who Are You?" ad campaign and website are a lot of fun.
Go make your own ad and e-mail it to me!

"I spent all of Grade 8 watching porno on Beta." - Jason .. the Canadian

Picture of the Day.. it's hellriffic!
Here's another in case you enjoyed that one.

Monday, September 29, 2003

Oh, by the way, when I said the trailer for The Matrix Revolutions looks pretty awesome, I figured that it would go without saying that I meant all the parts except those featuring the incredibly poorly CGI'd mech things that the forces of Zion were piloting.
Those parts are just embarrassing.

Lookit what Japan gets, that we, of course, do not.

Seth McFarlane, creator of Family Guy, is hard at work on a new animated series that he says will be like a cross between FG and All in the Family.
Read more?

A sequel to the popular PS2 game Kingdom Hearts called Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories is headed to the GameBoy Advance in 2004.

Picture of the Day... this is how they should always look.

Sunday, September 28, 2003

I'm sure you've all seen it by now, but the new trailer for The Matrix Revolutions looks pretty awesome.

Friday, September 26, 2003

In case you didn't want to waste your money on seeing Cold Creek Manor, here's the entire movie in only 22 MS Paint pictures.

It's an amazing world we live in that's creating "e-paper."

Good news for fans of the Fantastic Four.

Thursday, September 25, 2003

My favorite picture of me is up on BUTCH WALKER'S website!
There's also another picture of he and I on there that I don't like as much because I look like a goon, but either way, I'm very excited!

Picture of the Day.. it's fantastic.

Wednesday, September 24, 2003

UGO presents their list of the Top Eleven Cartoon Spin-Offs!

This is hilarious.
For a number of reasons... but especially if you've seen the screenshots they're talking about.. which you can do here. (Just scroll down a bit.)

Monday, September 22, 2003

Get a load of Mr. Updated-His-Website..
You'll be glad you did.

There's been a lot of rumors and such circling about a new Superman movie as of late, now that Jon Peters (aka: the worst producer EVER) has been fired.
Names are being tossed about such as M. Night Shyamalan.
Care to read more?

While we're on the subject of people who tried to ruin franchises (Jon Peters, not M. Night), Joel Schumacher is apparently working on not only special edition DVDs of his Bat-attrocities, but also a sequel to The Lost Boys.
I shudder to think.

And while we're talking about sequels, word has it that Tim Burton is planning on directing a sequel to Planet of the Apes in late 2004.

Dimension Films has said that the rumors of them asking John Carpenter to do a remake of Halloween are completely untrue.
Dah well.. don't forget to pick up They Live! on DVD this Tuesday.

Corey got the best battle cry BY FAR.

Picture of the day.. babies are cute.

Sunday, September 21, 2003

Saturday, September 20, 2003

Ok, kids, I need some help.
My computer has started making a fairly loud whirring noise when it has been running for an extended period of time.
If this sounds like something you know how to help me with, or anything like that, please, please, please get in touch with me!

The official Kill Bill site is now up and running. I'm very excited about this movie.

This seemed like a story Party Sam might post, but I guess I beat him to it, so I'll post it in his honor.

Picture of the day... Family.

Friday, September 19, 2003

Hello there.
It came to my attention that I hadn't made a new photo album for all of you wonderful people to peruse in quite some time.. and it's not like I don't have a stockpile of pictures for you to see.
So, I said all that to say all this.. I hope you enjoy the new photo album.

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

For those of you that don't know, today is my birthday.
My 23rd birthday as a matter of fact.
By some strange cosmic coincidence, Gabe over at Penny Arcade decided to speak on the subject of birthdays today...
"The fact of the matter is I get very excited about my birthday. It's not even all the fabulous presents I expect to receive from my closest friends, although that will be nice. I get excited for the inevitable birthday party. So many of my friends tend to downplay their birthdays and I can't understand why. They might get a few friends together and go out to dinner someplace nice or whatever but that's about it. It seems like after 21 no one is interested in really celebrating on their B-day. I like birthday parties. I like it when all my friends come over and play videogames. Sure that's what we do every Thursday anyway but on my Birthday there will be cake and cake just makes thing better. Everyone gets one special day a year, a day when everyone gets together to party and celebrate simply because you're still around. I say take your special day and milk it for everything it's worth. This September 25th I'll be turning the big two six and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let that slip by with nothing but a dinner at Azteca to commemorate it."

This made me want to try and party a little harder tonight, more so than I had wanted to do before I read it.
Perhaps it will make you want to join me for this partying.

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

A picture I took of the Hulk..

As proof we did indeed play a show Saturday night at the Full Moon...

The new SAVES THE DAY album hits stores today. As you may or may not know I'm a fairly big fan of them, and while I knew it was coming out, I had no idea the first single off of it was so good. (I hadn't heard it yet, sue me.)
My thanks go to Corey for telling me how good it was.
You can go listen to it as well if you like.
It's a bit of a departure for them in comparison to their other albums, but it's choice either way.

I simply cannot say it enough.. the man is a genius.

Monday, September 15, 2003

For those of you that don't know me, I'm a huge fan of The Flash, but I'm not sure whether to be excited or not about this news. I'm going to cross my fingers and hope for the best, as I'd like to be able to watch good shows about both Superman and The Flash on a weekly basis.

I'm also a pretty big fan of the Halloween franchise of films (even though they pretty much suck after the second one, and I refuse to see "Resurrection"), so when I hear that Dimension is trying to get John Carpenter to make a new version of the original Halloween it makes me think that perhaps this is news about which we could all be excited.
Or maybe it'll suck.
I also hear Carpenter is working on a remake of his film, The Fog.

In other horror news, FOX is working on a film described as "Black Hawk Down with werewolves" called Silver Strike. Apparently a team of soldiers is dipatched to deal with a situation only to find out that the people they're facing are werewolves. Fun, yeh?

Billions and billions of dollars are about to be spent on the construction of an elevator into space.. I swear I'm not making this up.

From the "Soul Reaver" Series
What Video Game Villain Are You?

Saturday, September 13, 2003

As though we needed another reason to move to Canada... it's where the Jason comes from, eh?

Also, while I'm still harping on this whole RIAA thing, this is a program everyone (EVERYONE) needs to get and keep running at all times.
It keeps 'em out yo' bidness, yo.

Mitch Hedburg is a funny, funny man..
"I went walking by the dry cleaners at 3am and they had a sign on their door, 'Sorry, we're closed.' You don't have to be sorry, man. It is 3am and you are a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not going to walk in at 10 and be like, 'Hey, I came by here at 3am and you f***ers were closed. Somebody owes me an apology.'"

Friday, September 12, 2003

I just found out that both John Ritter and Johnny Cash died today.
My weekend has officially been ruined.
If anyone needs me I'll be in my room listening to Johnny Cash albums.

For those of you who enjoy sharing files, but have no desire to be sued by the incorporated asses collectively known as the RIAA.
Or if you just like the idea of people not being able to find out who you are, here's another even.
And yet another.

Pic of the day.

Wednesday, September 10, 2003

The news has already started spreading like the proverbial wildfire, but in case you haven't heard, Christian Bale has officially been signed to play Batman in the Christopher Nolan helmed, Batman: Year One.
If you recall, I made mention of him being one of the front-runners for the role last week.
I think we can all breathe a little easier now.

Opus returns!

Miramax has released the first trailer for Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill: Vol. 1. Go watch it already.

There's a new Simpsons game coming out the day before my birthday... here are some lovely pictures from it.

I think every single one of you needs to watch this.
Then share it with someone else.
My thanks go to Sam for hipping me to this particular link.

Sometimes Bryan Hitch shows off.

Check out the first story here.

Tuesday, September 09, 2003

Start pouring tea down your throat as fast as humanly possible. Go read.

I don't know if boycotts help, but they certainly couldn't hurt.

For those of you who are stuck at work and can't go buy it yet, Andrew WK's new album The Wolf is available for listening, downloading, and purchasing on Rhapsody.

Monday, September 08, 2003

This is the kind of girl I hope to marry.

I like Family Guy.
Chances are, you like it as well.
This news should make you happy.

I'm learning that this guy is a genius.

I don't know how many of you are actually comic fans, but I'm told this particular comic is going to be part one of some kind of "big deal" story.
See what you think.

Dennis Miller talks about our neighbors.

Picture of the day... and here's another along the same lines.

Saturday, September 06, 2003

If anyone is looking for something to get me for my birthday, I'd like this very much, and this website seems to be the only place you can purchase it.

Rhino Entertainment is giving you and I the chance to help decide what their next classic animation releases will be.
Go take the survey.
As far as I could tell, you can choose more than one if you like.

Some good news for the Gamecube?

Friday, September 05, 2003

All I can say is I'd love to buy this shirt.

I'm sure you all have questions for him, so go ahead, Ask Dolphin Boy.

Oh, and apparently clouds weigh more than elephants... a lot of elephants.

Music news I'm certainly glad to hear, Triumph, the insult comic dog, will be releasing his first CD on October 7th. The first run of the album will also include a bonus DVD. Look for guest appearances on the album and DVD from Adam Sandler, Conan O'Brien, Jack Black, and others.


Thursday, September 04, 2003

If you don't know who Mike Nelson is, you probably aren't one of my friends, but if you do, then I'm 100% certain you will be absolutely delighted to watch this.
As a matter of fact, even if you don't know who he is, you should watch and enjoy it.

A link just for Party Sam.

And now, a little something for Jason.

For those of you that give a damn, Buffy is set to return in a guest appearance(s) on that Angel show.

I didn't even know they were working on Predator 3, but sure enough a script is being written as we speak. This film would (as you might expect) feature at least one Predator, but will also be centered around the character of "Dutch" originally played by Arnold Schwarznegger in the first film.
However, with Arnold now running for governor he won't be working on the film.
So who's up to replace him? None other than The Rock.
This is the second Arnold property that The Rock's been associated with, as Arnold was quoted as saying he'd want The Rock to play his son in the in development "King Conan/Conan: Crown of Iron" flick.

While I'm on the subject of franchises, the next Batman flick is scheduled to begin filming in February with Christopher Nolan (Memento, Insomnia) directing. Apparently, Nolan is going to be holding a huge casting call for all of the young Hollywood types over the next few days to decide who the next Batman will be.
Since this film is set to be a "Year One" story detailing how Bruce Wayne becomes Batman, expect a much younger actor than previous Bat-films.
Jake Gyllenhall, Christian Bale, Joshua Jackson, Cillian Murphy are among those on Nolan's list of candidates. Bale seems like perfect casting to me, but I'm not in charge of these things. I'm the guy who was all for Jude Law playing Superman in the Batman vs Superman flick.

Wednesday, September 03, 2003

You can check out Andrew WK's new video for "Never Let Down" here.
It's fairly absurd, but I don't think any of us would really expect any less from AWK.
You can also vote for MTV to play the video during the fifteen minutes a week that they play videos.
Don't forget that The Slammer's new album "The Wolf" hits stores next Tuesday.

I forgot to mention this last week when it happened, but Angry Edward has finally updated his site.
You should go check it out.

Pic of the Day.

Tuesday, September 02, 2003

Japan is crazy.
Need proof?
The trailer for Battlefield Stadium.

Also, on a completely unrelated note, Pirates! Gold.

Monday, September 01, 2003

It's nice to finally hear some news from the Weezer camp. This also appears to be good to very good news.

There's a game coming out in Japan called Monster Hunter.
As you can imagine, I'm hoping this game makes it to America.

This movie is either going to be incredibly funny, or frightfully stupid: The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra!

Picture of the Day.

Sunday, August 31, 2003

For those of you that are Disney fans, the company has just announced that 2004 will see the release of special collector's edition versions of Pocahontas, Alice in Wonderland, Mary Poppins, Aladdin, and Lilo and Stitch.
It's not huge news, but you know, I bet there are a few of you who are excited to hear it.. so there you go.

Picture of the Day.

Friday, August 29, 2003

Some news Edward may enjoy hearing.

Production on SpongeBob SquarePants: The Movie began on June 4th!

The finished product with full on colors by Steve-O..

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

Rumor has it that Nintendo is planning on packaging Mario Kart: Double Dash with an extra disc containing a Gamecube version of Mario Kart 64!
Either way, I think Double Dash looks pretty terrific. It's scheduled to start hitting stores on November 18.

Japan gets all kinds of neat crap we'll never see here, but I may have to endeavor to import this gizmo.

Speaking of Japan, it looks as though scientists there are imploring the government to fund a project that would make Astro Boy (aka Tetsuwan Atom) a reality!
I swear I'm not making this up!

A little trivia..
The Misfits records are the most often bootlegged punk records.
That's what Rhapsody told me anyway.

The man makes a good point.

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

Scientists speculate that if the Romans had not destroyed the great libraries of ancient Egypt when they conquered the area, that civilization would have advanced to the point of the Industrial Revolution 2,500 years sooner!
Did you know that?
That means we'd be living like the Jetsons by now!
Stupid Romans!

Monday, August 25, 2003

A Fancy Froglin music video.

A music video/trailer for the upcoming G.I. Joe Spytroops movie... I think I've already seen it four or five years ago... when it was called Small Soldiers.

Picture of the Day.

Saturday, August 23, 2003

Perhaps haircuts are good things to have.

"The new comic strip concerns the N-Gage Special Forces, a crack group of liars and miscreants whose job it is to spread lies about the N-Gage. When I say lies, I mean things like telling people that it is good or that someone should buy one with money. I wince when I look at it. When it comes time to account for why it is such a monumental f***-up, in my mind I see a group of men all around a long conference table. They all shrug in unison." - Tycho on Nokia's N-Gage

Picture of the Day.

Friday, August 22, 2003

Andrew W.K.'s new album, The Wolf, is almost upon us (September 9) and checking out his site now would be a good idea... but then you should also go back and check it out on Tuesday as there will be a surprise of some sort awaiting you.

In case you haven't heard yet, and you very well may not have, The Collapse (soon to have a new name) will be returning to live rocking, complete with our new drummer, on OCTOBER 2 at The Caravan.
OCTOBER 2 @ The Caravan (1337 Madison Avenue, Memphis, TN)
We will be playing with three touring bands..
The AKAs: listen here
Bear vs Shark: listen here
Unsung Zeros: listen here
Please begin making plans to be there!

Thursday, August 21, 2003

This is a sketch I did of me noticing I was a shaggy-headed mess and pondering over whether or not I should get it cut.

Wednesday, August 20, 2003

I'm very interested in seeing what becomes of this Velvet Revolver band, as "Set Me Free" was spectacular.

As I do from time to time, I get a kick to unleash a mess of video game news on you people all at once.
I've chosen to do this yet again today...
The new Nintendo system won't be coming out in 2005?
Also, Nintendo of America has announced the price of the Gamecube will drop to $99 in September.
New screenshots from X-Men Legends.
New screenshots as well as information on the multi-platform Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.

Tuesday, August 19, 2003

The first poster for Quentin Tarantino's fourth film, Kill Bill, has just surfaced.

News on a digital recasting of Kevin Smith's Jersey Girl.

Since I hooked you up with some Star Wars spoliers a few days ago, how about some spoilers from The Matrix Revolutions?

Monday, August 18, 2003

New Kevin Smith news.. it's news... that's new.
Although, it's not necessarily good news as it's rather "Lee-less."

It seems someone else, Philip Levens (a writer on the WB's hit Smallville), is going to be taking a stab at making a "good" script for a Wonder Woman flick.

If you don't want to have some of Star Wars Episode 3 ruined for you, then you should stay away from here.

Can you believe it's already been 10 years since we all started enjoying a nightly dose of Conan.

Saturday, August 16, 2003

How'd you like to hear the new Travis single?

Friday, August 15, 2003

For those of you interested in SpongeBob Squarepants (and honestly, if you're not, you probably shouldn't be here..), Paramount has released the specs for the Season 1 DVD Box Set.

And while we're on the subject of shows on Nickelodeon that don't suck, my tied for favorite show on that network, The Fairly Oddparents, will be getting it's own feature film.
I imagine this film will be released between the release of a crappy Rugrats movie and an even crappier Rugrats movie.

The only time I've seen ping pong look this cool was watching Corey and Danny play... but that's because watching them play was a lot like this.

Thursday, August 14, 2003

Tuesday, August 12, 2003

Apparently, Johnny Depp is lobbying to portray Ozzy Osbourne in the film based on his life that is currently in production at MTV/Paramount.
Should he get the part, filming would begin after he plays Willy Wonka in Tim Burton's new adaptation of Roald Dahl's classic tale.

For those of you who haven't seen the new Mallrats toys yet...

Batman-on-Film is reporting that Warner Bros. is planning on releasing new special, deluxe, collector's edition DVDs of Batman and Batman Returns by the end of the year!
Tim Burton is supposedly going to be recording commentaries for the films as soon as he finishes filming his new flick.

Speaking of DVDs, Rhino will release G.I. Joe Season 1 Part 1 in October.
Look for Part 2 in January 2004.

Monday, August 11, 2003

Stair Dismount and Truck Dismount.
They're more physics engine tests than games, but they're also too much fun.
Download and enjoy.

Picture of the day.

You're Potato Head! You're the comedian and
although it isn't always appreciated, you get
your laughs.

What Toy Story character are you?
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Saturday, August 09, 2003

Denmark's version of MSN has new pictures of all the pretty people in Once Upon A Time In Mexico.
Amongst those people are Salma Hayek, Gina Gershon, and Johnny Depp.

Also, USA Today had a fine article on the new Peter Pan flick that's coming out this Christmas.

Picture of the day.

Friday, August 08, 2003

I honestly don't care if you like or dislike Dashboard Confessional, the new version of Hands Down is f***ing stellar.
Here's an interview with Chris Carabbababbababa.

The release date for the Indiana Jones DVD collection has been moved up by a month to October 21.
This was done so it wouldn't have to compete with the DVD release of Finding Nemo.

Picture of the Day.

Thursday, August 07, 2003

Tuesday, August 05, 2003

Some exciting music news at the IRCS site.

This sounds like a clever idea for a movie.. of course someone who's initials are JMS may have something to say about it.

For the DVD collectors and enjoyers out there, this site is pretty cool:

Stupid fantastic Kolchalka!!

Monday, August 04, 2003

Nick Park has announced that he will begin production on the Wallace and Gromit full length feature film this September!
Don't get too excited too soon though, because it won't be hitting theaters until sometime in 2005.

If it catches your fancy, you can check out a 7 page preview of Marvel's upcoming Supreme Power series.
Not like my opinion counts for much, but I think it's going to be good to very good.

Speaking of Marvel..
Talk about a quick turnaround, MTV has announced that the entire first season of their new Spider-Man animated series (which I think is pretty decent) will be available on DVD on January 6, 2004.

Picture of the Day.

Sunday, August 03, 2003

Picture of the Day.

I'm not much for PC gaming, but I think this looks fun... and spooooky.

Say what you will, but this looks pretty funny.
Kudos to Party Sam for being so quick to hop on these new trailers.

Friday, August 01, 2003

I saw AM Radio last night at the New Daisy!
Their set was under an hour, but I was thoroughly pleased with the show.
Kevin Ridell's vocals sounded so spot on that someone (to be specific, Jack) said he couldn't tell if he was really singing or if they were just playing the vocals from the CD.
Bit of an exaggeration, since you could tell he was really singing, but you get the idea.. I knew you would.
Even better than getting to see them though, was the fact that I got to hang out with Kevin before and after their set, as well as talk to two other members of the band.
They were all super cool.
Kevin gave me his e-mail address and told me to e-mail him.
Adam remarked that I'm becoming buddies with all of my heroes.
That made me laugh, and it also made me very happy to be me.
More on the whole thing later.

Come on now.. the hell?!

Picture of the Day.

Things have been a little hectic and/or chaotic (take your pick) the last few days, so I apologize for the lack of new information.
I'll try to get things back under control.

Tuesday, July 29, 2003

I told Jason that I was going to e-mail this link to him, but I lost the little piece of paper that had his e-mail address on it.. so here's the link.

Even though the guy starts getting one of the character's name mixed up half way through, this is still a pretty interesting read.

Monday, July 28, 2003

Happy Birthday wishes go out to my favorite bass player, Adam!

"Hey Big Bird! Time to play count the shells, Suck-a-duck!"

As you know (or should know by now), I'm interested in all things "zombie," and while I'll more than likely never own or even play this, I thought I'd share it with you anyway.

While I'm on the subject of games, I'm well aware there are any number of newly christened pirate lovers after that "Pretties of the Carribean" movie, so why don't you all go check this out.
Perhaps you'll love it.

Picture of the Day.

Sunday, July 27, 2003

For the anime fans, this sounds like a pretty neat idea.

The best reason yet to own an Xbox (or Xbob as I prefer to call them) has broken sales records in just four days.

And of course, I'm always pleased to hear any kind of Godzilla news.

Also, it wouldn't be wise to bet that I'm not going to buy this... because I am.
I'm going to buy the hell out of it.
You're going to watch me buy the hell out of it.

My not completely up-to-date DVD collection... in case Jason wants to peruse it.

Picture of the Day.. how cute is that?