Friday, July 05, 2002

In case you were wondering, I'm still alive.
Good for Obi-Wan.
Here come the Mario names: Super Mario Freestyle Freakout, Super Mario Ouchie Ouchie, Super Mario Too Much Water, Super Mario I Need to Sit Down, Super Mario Stuntpants, Super Mario Shake-A-Lot, Super Mario Likes Big Butts

Tuesday, July 02, 2002

As I'm sitting here working on my silly little website and eating this Twizzler and drinking a really cold Pepsi, I can't help but think how pretty f'ing sweet my life is sometimes.

More alternate Super Mario Sunshine names: Super Mario Hangover, Super Mario Divide and Conquer, Super Mario with a Vengeance, Super Mario Bros. Close to the Edge, Super Mario Bros. I Swear I Didn't Know It Was Loaded, Super Mario Never Dies

Just to kinda let you know ahead of time my house is about to be invaded by noisy little monsters... I mean, noisy little children that I happen to be related to... whom I love.. no, really I do. (Is anyone catching the sarcasm?) I kid, I kid. No, seriously, they're a great bunch of kids... for me to poop on! Sigh... how I miss Triumph's insult comic-ing... anyway, so the point is if things don't get updated quite as quickly as they should around here you kids can't hold it against me. Ok? Ok.

"I've got radar for Rygar." - Me at work today

Monday, July 01, 2002

What Video Game Character Are You? I am Mario.I am Mario.

I like to jump around, and would lead a fairly serene and aimless existence if it weren't for my friends always getting into trouble. I love to help out, even when it puts me at risk. I seem to make friends with people who just can't stay out of trouble. What Video Game Character Are You?

"If you don't like, what you see here, get the funk out..." - Extreme

Ok, I caught some crap today for not telling you guys and gals about this so here's the news one day late. You can now catch the original G.I. Joe on Cartoon Network every weeknight at midnight central time.

And on the off chance that any of you are Pearl Jam fans, the band has decided to postpone the B-side album they were going to release in favor of releasing their new album which is supposedly due before the ned of the year. Look for the B-side album sometime next year.

I almost forgot, it's Canada Day! Hooray for Canada! Be sure to get on the Canadian Global Supremacy bandwagon or the Canadian World Domination bandwagon now while the gettin' is still good.
Finally, a hoodie for me.

"Stupid games are for stupid people.." - New Found Glory, "All or Nothing"

"Come on fhqwghads, say come on fhqwghads, everybody to the limit, everybody to the limit, everybody come on fhqwghads!" - Strong Bad (don't ask any stupid questions, just go watch it)

"Let's sew our pants together, 1-2-3-4-5, let's dive right in forever, 6-7-8-9-10, then won't we all be so clever... " - Rivers from "Let's Sew Our Pants Together"