Real cowboys don't wear pants.

Did you guys and gals know that I was an all-american (pantless) cowboy when I was a toddler?
Well, I was.
(Also pictured : my grandfather on my dad's side)

This photo was probably taken in 1981 or '82.

You know you like it that I'm flirting with you..

Take On Me: Literal Interpretation

I'm gonna shake you...

Cracked.com (as in the website of the magazine) gives us The 7 Best '80s Movie Girlfriends.