Get a healthy dose of Mattitude.

For some reason over the past few days I've really been considering buying an Xbox (though I think I shall take to calling it an "Xbob" from now on, as that name makes me happy in a way "Xbox" never could). I'm not sure what has lead to this sudden urge to get one though, because I really hate the things. I'm totally anti-Xbox! The only thing I can figure is Microsoft has some kind of subliminal hypnotizin' business going on that I'm at the mercy of. I guess what I'm getting at is if you see me trying to buy an Xbox, please stop me.

Come on now, honestly, that's just too funny. I defy you to tell me I'm wrong, because you can't.. because it is.

These look awesome if you ask me... which I know you would have.

"Yeah, you like that, idiot."... "It's called Mario Twins, I want to play it."

This is hilarious.

If you like biographies or the Fantastic Four, then this is for you.

Kevin Smith is getting a street named after him in New Jersey. Good for him.

For those interested in seeing my new ink, click here to see a picture I took of it in the mirror. I look pretty goofy.

"I asked Bubba Sparxxx to sing...er...rap on my new record, and he said I wasn't "street" enough. Give me a break... He's a white rapper. From the suburbs. Talk about gettin' ugly..." - Butch Walker
Click here to learn more about Butch Walker

The 4th and final album of pictures from the Florida trip are now available for your viewing pleasure.

For those of you that I didn't hang out with directly after having it done, I got another tattoo over the weekend. This brings my grand total up to three. This one is definitely my favorite if how aesthetically pleasing it is to me is the only factor involved. I'll try to get a picture of it up as soon as possible if any of you want to see what it looks like.

Listening to @ this second: "Troubled Times" by Fountains of Wayne
"Maybe one day soon, it'll all come out, how you dream about each other sometimes // With the memory of, how you once gave up, but you made it through the troubled times"


The What Soda Are You Quiz By Vishal

One of the best reasons I've seen so far to invest in a region free DVD player, the UK only Ed Wood Collector's Edition.

The 9 words that changed my life: "When it's time to party we will party hard." - Andrew WK