Get a healthy dose of Mattitude.

For some reason over the past few days I've really been considering buying an Xbox (though I think I shall take to calling it an "Xbob" from now on, as that name makes me happy in a way "Xbox" never could). I'm not sure what has lead to this sudden urge to get one though, because I really hate the things. I'm totally anti-Xbox! The only thing I can figure is Microsoft has some kind of subliminal hypnotizin' business going on that I'm at the mercy of. I guess what I'm getting at is if you see me trying to buy an Xbox, please stop me.

Come on now, honestly, that's just too funny. I defy you to tell me I'm wrong, because you can't.. because it is.