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On the other hand, these new figures do not sport any Frank Cho art, but I will more than likely be buying every one of them.

I mean, seriously, check these guys out!

I've gotta tell her..

I don't really have any interest in these figures, but the fact that Frank Cho is doing the artwork for the packaging may force me to buy them.

These look like their intended to be about G.I. Joe height which would pretty much put them in direct competition with Mattel's DC Universe Infinite Heroes line.

I wish Frank Cho was doing artwork like this for those figures because those are toys I'm buying.

Anyway, there's a little site set up for these new Marvel figures with a fun video narrated by "Nick Fury". Go ahead and watch it, it's cute.

Are you hoping for a miracle..

If you have not seen it already, please go check out the trailer for I Love You, Man.

Uncle Stripper wants you..

This one hits pretty much all the GI Joe vehicle high spots: Huge glass cockpits, a scarily exposed turret, and the ability to launch smaller, more comical vehicles. The only thing missing from this is about 12 dudes hanging off of it, but for all I know, they could be on the other side. - via Cracked.com's The 20 Stupidest G.I. Joe Vehicles Ever

I don't mind telling you that I personally owned 5 of their top 20 (including the HAVOC there), and personally thought 10 of their top 20 were completely radical.

Especially the HAVOC.

He does this bit..

Welcome to the island of fear..

Thought I was all out of things to poke fun at in the Secret Invasion : Dark Reign One-Shot?

Not at all.

Not by a long shot.


Again, I have added the googly-eyes to help emphasize the point Bendis & Maleev were trying to make which is that Namor is cuckoo for.. um, boobs.


I DID NOT EDIT OR MANIPULATE THIS AT ALL!
Are you kidding, me?! Maybe that was just a poor choice of words on BMB's part, but SERIOUSLY!
(Also, even though I didn't add the big cartoon eyes, you can tell that Doom is obviously delivering his lines to Emma's cleavage again.)

Will you take me home?

Let's just keep on living, friends.

I'd like to give you a surprise..

For those of you who perhaps did not read the Secret Invasion : Dark Reign One-Shot I reviewed last week and thought I was perhaps exaggerating about how prominently (and ridiculously) featured breasts were throughout the story I decided to go back and add googly-eyes for comedic effect to every panel that seemed to feature a character staring at the chesticological region of Emma Frost.

Let's see what we came up with..


Sigh. Oh, smelly, ugly Namor. You wouldn't catch Aquaman oogling Wonder Woman like that.
But then again, since she can read your mind and already knew what you were thinking, I guess there's no reason not to be obvious.


You know that saying, "Watch where you're pointing that thing"?
At least no one can accuse The Hood of not following that advice.


This one may be my favorite because with the addition of the googly-eyes, it seems as though Dr. Doom is delivering these lines to Emma's chest.


The Hood has to get in one last ogle before he leaves the meeting.


It seems even Emma herself is not immune to her chest's charms.