"Right now, our government has the recipe for the everlasting Gobstopper right next to the car that runs entirely on your belief in fairies. But do you think the oil companies or the conspiratorial bastards that make Just Regular Gobstoppers will ever let them see the light of day? If so, then enjoy your graham crackers and leash because you're a retard." - Seanbaby

"Little comedy ninjas" - Kevin Smith describing "Jay and Silent Bob"

Holy crap...
(I know Adam will be excited to see this one... even though he won't.)

A great review of the 8 song preview disc for Weezer's new album Maladroit.
Speaking of Weezer how'd you like to get just about every hard to find Weezer tune in existence?

For those of you that have enjoyed looking at my online photo albums here's a complete list of all of them so you can check them out at your leisure.
Band Pictures
Escape (our independent film)
Saturday Night!
Spanish Projects Can Kill a Man
Random Photos
More Random Photos

Feel free to drop me a line and let me know what you think of them, or if I'm not mistaken you can post comments about individual pictures there in the albums themselves. So if you make a comment there, be sure to send me an e-mail and let me know so I know to read it.

"Watch me unravel..."

On the one hand, it's a great time to be into video games if you're Chris Haley, because of this game and this game, because if there's two things I love it's Zombies and Superman. But on the other hand, it's a really lousy time to be into video games if you're Chris Haley because one of these games is for Xbox and the other one is for PS2.. and I have a Gamecube. Life's not always fair I guess... but on the other hand I do have a Gamecube and I did knock over the Sun-Sphere. Ha-ha!

As you may or may not know, not only are The Busey (The Gary Busey Goes Bananas On Your Momma Experience, that is) trying to find a new name, but we're also trying to find a new guitar player. This link I'm about to show you really has nothing to do with the guitar player part, but if you're any good feel free to give us a call or an e-mail or something. So back to the name part... we've been trying to come up with a new name and we've got some possible contenders.. but if you have a cool new name you'd like to submit to us for consideration please do so: click here. (Not that any suggestion has to, but if it could somehow relate to space or the future or words relating to those things or the word super or any cool adjectives were involved.. well, that would be extra keen.)
The other thing that I was going to say that has to do with band names is this link here, even if it wasn't related to anything I've been talking about I'd still be telling you to go check it out... because it's funny. Plus it mentions Van Halen... and God knows Chris Haley loves Van Halen.


Also, if you've got a sec, please please check out the new stuff in the stores of the Hip Today Shop-O-Rama. I think Stores 1, 4, and 7 will probably be the most popular, but what people like surprises me all the time so make up your own mind.

I'm not a big fan of people trying to mess up things that are good and that I enjoy... such as when the court types ruined Napster. Remember that? It sucked if you ask me. Anyway, someone else agrees with me that the record label suit types need to have their collective pie holes shut. If you want to check it out click here.

You know what I am a big fan of though? Dave Chappelle! Remember when I met him? Yeah, that was great. Check out his website.

I've just seen something that makes me so happy and.. I don't even know what the emotion is.. but it feels great. If you'd like to check it out you can do so. Click here and then look for 2 separate pictures (one is at the bottom of a collection of a great many and the last is almost at the bottom of the page).

I bet you're wondering what you're doing here instead of at the regular HIP TODAY. I'll tell you what you're doing here, you're enjoying part of the ever growing Hip Today Online Empire! This is the Hip Today weblog (or "blog" as it's called by the kids). The great thing about this site is that it lets me get quick rants or quotes or links or whatever I feel like going on about, off my chest in a much quicker manner than I'm able to do on the normal site, PLUS it allows me to save space on the real site for much more important things. So now that you know what the deal is you should bookmark this page or add it to your favorites and you can check out the other things I've written here and then continue on to the normal Hip Today: click here.

"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, a shark on beer is a beer engineer." - Space Ghost

Hey! Whadda ya know, it worked! God bless the modern marvel of technology that is this grey box in front of me. Anyway, this is going to be my main outlet for talking to you kids and letting you know about stuff for the time being until I can figure out how to work on the normal site again. So, I'm not saying you shouldn't still check it out, because you should, but this is going to be the first place to go for the time being. So what do I need to "hip" you kids to... hmm.
If you've checked out one or more of my online photo albums and enjoyed doing so I put a new one up that you can check out by following this link: click here.
Also, I've told some of you about this Amazon Wish List I've been working on (something I think everyone should do) and if you'd be interested in checking it out you can do so: click here.
That's going to be it for right now. Take care kids.

OK, here's the deal. I have no freakin' idea how this works. I know that sounds shocking to hear, that Chris Haley doesn't know how to work something, but the thing is, see this is the problem, this site is giving me me little to no help on figuring out if what I'm doing is right or wrong. Do I like that? No, I do not.
Alrighty then, I'm going to see how this works now.