Saturday, May 08, 2004

Just go watch it.
This guy.. this is the guy.

Wednesday, May 05, 2004


Larry Wachowski, one of the co-creators of The Matrix, is soon to have his penis removed. Why would I make this up?

Also, in news to me, Sophia Coppola is married to Spike Jonze... but they're getting divorced ..... and she may be seeing Quentin Tarrantino now.

The Simpsons strike is over.

Ashton Kutcher and Johnny Knoxville may star in the feature film adaptation of the MÖTLEY CRÜE autobiography "The Dirt: Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Rock Band".

Monday, May 03, 2004

I'd consider it a personal favor from you to me if you would go and read this article on Godzilla.
That sounds like I'm joking, but I'm honestly not.
It discusses the original version of the film that most people have never seen, that stands as one of the most fervent anti-nuclear films ever.

Two aerial antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant.

Todd McFarlane recreates KISS' LOVE GUN.
It's.. it's just so beautiful.

Sunday, May 02, 2004

Bart: You know, Grampa kinda smells like that trunk in the garage
where the bottom's all wet.

Lisa: Nuh-uh, he smells more like a photo lab.

Homer: Stop it, both of you! Grampa smells like a regular old man,
which is more like a hallway in a hospital.