If you're dry, friend..

Now we're talkin'..

This ain't a scene..

Man, Werner Herzog was right about this comic!

The Sentry has suggested you take a picture.
I would be inclined to heed his request.

Everybody look at me..

Freddie Mercury made a surprise appearance in Invincible Iron Man #10 as a trace subject model for Salvador Larroca.


I smell a meme coming on..



Care to join in?

Nobody can know the trouble I get into..

Zhinxy is going to do it.
She's going to review EVERY issue of the Knightfall story (from Batman comics (from that most terrifying of times for comics, the 90s)).
I applaud her for this, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't also fearing for her sanity.

Well, I guess we better run..

It continues to be a thing!


Babs tells us what to do courtesy of zhinxy from Every. Issue. Ever.

If I can take a fire..

COMIC REVIEWS IN UNDER A MINUTE!


Amazing Spider-Man #585
Character Assassination Part 2 of 4
Writer : Marc Guggenheim
Artist : John Romita Jr.

Wha happa?
HEY KIDS!






COMICS!

And the verdict is?
If you like seeing Spider-Man get the shit kicked out of him, this is the comic for you!

She could not lie..

I've been doing this blog thing for something like 7+ years now (suck it Sims and your meager four years*), and as such, I know that blogging about how you have nothing to blog about is unpardonable sin #1.
The lack of content around here has been due to me not really having much to say about anything.
It happens.
Today changed that though.
Not the Kanye/Obama video. I had that set to post like a week ago.
No, today I was given something to blog about because two police officers (as best as I can guess) thought it would be funny to make me late getting back from my lunch break by pulling me over (with lights and sirens and everything) and then driving off.
I can only assume they were high-fiving and giggling as the pulled away.
Oh, did I mention that I hadn't been doing anything wrong?
I was actually going a few miles under the speed limit.
Anyway, it gave me a good excuse to post that picture though.

*= This is a joke, because I love The ISB.

If only you could eat shame..

Are there any especially big Captain America fans out there who are reading this?

Are you hoping for a miracle..

If you have not seen it already, please go check out the trailer for I Love You, Man.

For one last time..

Comic Reviews in Under a Minute!


Action Comics #872
New Krypton - Part 7 : Brainiac Lives
Writer - Geoff Johns
Artist - Pete Woods

Wha happa?
Superman gets mad when his wacky, just-got-here-from-out-of-town relatives kill people.
Zod's troops are dicks.
There is a group of "military monsters".
Metallo is back with a goofy new outfit!
Metallo and Reactron are KBF (Kryptonite Buddies Forever)!
Brainiac is so naked and Lex spends all his time staring at and/or touching him. (A whole new take on the old Luthor/Brainiac team-up.)
This happens..

There is some fighting.
Something bad happens. (No spoilers here, folks.)

And the verdict is?
Great issue! Check it out!

UPDATE! - This was my 2,001st post.

We do what we do..

Today is the day.

Children listen..

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.

Original picture via SuperPunch.

Is in the air again..

You didn't think I'd forget about you did you, Joel?
Happy birthday, buddy.

Do it, alright..

Do you need a private jet to take the trip you want to take?
Well, lucky for you, I'm here to help you out and find just such a service.

Wow.. you're totally fired..

There is a blog devoted entirely to cookies made to look like characters from Batman.

As requested..

I am in the habit of making people's dreams come true when I am able.
Markus is a blogger/actor/karaoke-er buddy of mine (for those of you who don't already know him) and I have no problem immortalizing him in this fashion.

We've extended it..

No one is safe.

I'm only trying to give you what you want..

Dylan continues to bring the ruckus..

Back by popular demand..

You guys thought I was joking, didn't you?

Comic-Con Edition..