Saturday, May 03, 2003

If you are the person that called me last night (that is to say Saturday night) somewhere around 3am, I apologize for not answering my phone as I was stone dead. Speaking of which, I had to be at work at 6 this morning which was quite a lot of fun as well. Anyway, my reason for bringing this up was just to say that if you are the person who called me, please let me know so I can know what you wanted or say thank you for calling me. Whichever you prefer.

Because everyone should see this video.

I've started another worthless website.

It's about time!


What Dogma character are you?
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I started to post something that was of a more personal matter.. well, not really too personal, but more of that nature than say, "Hey check out this whatever!" But since I'm pretty sure there are people that come here that really aren't interested in hearing me talk about that kind of thing I'm going to write something else.

So I was checking the cautions on the prescriptions the doctor prescribed and there were five or six problems that they listed that I've been experiencing. The thing is, for every one of them it said I should consult my physician immediately if I was having that specific problem. But I'm having several of those problems.. so am I still supposed to contact him? See stuff like this is why I don't go to the doctor.

I found a napkin that I had written some hilarity on, so I thought I'd share it with you. It's a few years old, but the story is one day (or night, I don't know) myself and (I believe) Corey were coming up with funny nicknames for wrestlers that didn't exist. We compiled those names into a list. This is that list: The Perfect Speller, Mr. Correct Change, Total Hygiene, Rinse Crazy, On-Time-All-The-Time, Q.T. Pye, The Express Package, and a tag team called Hardline and Butternuts.

Also, here is a drawing Randi and I did on Yahoo the other night..


One time there was this girl I was going out with for a really long time, and we used to joke about how we couldn't ever break up because it would be too much of a hassle to split all of our stuff up. But you know what? When we broke up we didn't split anything up or try to sort anything out, we just broke up. Isn't that funny?

Even newer Hulk trailer. Now with new and improved extra newness. It's new!
I'm very excited about this movie. I don't know why, but I'm more excited about it than I am the X-Men Deuce flick. I mean, I want to see it and all, but I'm not really up in the air, have to see it excited. I'm sure I'll hear about how great it was come tomorrow.

Much of the thanking to everyone who's checked in with me (via the comment dealie here, e-mail, IM, telephone, and in person) to see how I've been since coming down with whatever it is that's wrong with me. I'm doing far better than I was, but I still feel far worse than I'd like to feel. Work tonight was ... a challenge to say the least.
Here's the last of the things I drew waiting at the doctor's office..

Friday, May 02, 2003

As some of you may have noticed from Chris M.'s very heated comment, wrestling fans around the world are certainly mourning the passing of Miss Elizabeth. From what I've gathered no foul play was involved, and her death is not being investigated as a homicide, but Lex Luger's still a pretty huge jerk for beating her a week or so before her untimely death. Sad news.

Current Music Quote: "..you can't argue with popularity, well you could, but you'd be wrong" - Robbie Williams, "World's Most Handsome Man"
I know the Angry One has already said as much, but Mr. Williams' new album (Escapology) is really, really good. It's all totally solid musically and it's sharp as hell and clever to boot verbally.

Now for what Corey would call a Chris Haley Weather Report: Still feel pretty worthless and lousy as far as the illness goes. Had to miss band practice tonight which totally hacked me off. I was really looking forward to practicing again, but apparently germs and viruses had other plans for my week. I'm supposed to work Friday night, and I'm really hoping I'm able to get well in a hurry so I don't have to call in again. I hate missing work. I mean, I don't hate not being at work, but I hate missing work because I'm sick, because I know they never believe me. They always think I'm faking. That's what I'm afraid of anyway.
I also drew this at the doctor's office.

Thursday, May 01, 2003

Am I still ill? Yes. Yes, I am. Thank you for asking.

That new picture on the front page is another collaboration with Steve-O. He's a good man, and he does good work. We figured we should do something to show that we were aware the new X-Men movie was coming out this week. I hope to see it this weekend, and I figure I might have a shot at doing so since surely a great number of people will be downtown at the Crapfest.. I'm sorry, "Music"-fest.

Who doesn't like free cartoons? My favorite was Go! Go! Moba Boy! And speaking of cartoons and things I like, Megaman has a new cartoon starting this month.

Wednesday, April 30, 2003

So that's what The Punisher is going to look like.. thoughts?

I drew this in the waiting room..

Had to spend almost $200 at the doctor and pharmacy.
Still feel terrible.
What a rip.

Quite sick at the moment.
On my way to doctor now.
Just keeping you updated.

Tuesday, April 29, 2003


I've reviewed this album at Angry Ed.
Go read it, please.
Then come back here and leave your thoughts on my review.
Please on that also.

Van was nice enough to mention my site on his, and as it seems he's in the practice of updating it on a regular basis now, I think checking it out might be a good idea. I'll warn you though, his site is much nicer looking than mine.

Monday, April 28, 2003

Why is this Karl Wang guy continuing to be allowed to make hilarious comics starring me without giving me any credit? I mean the red shirt, the brown hair, the blue jeans, the pretardedness. It's all right there!

"Kill the Band" by OURS is so good I don't have anything else to say about it. I wouldn't recommend watching the video for "Leaves" though. That song is amazing and the video ... is not. IT's not particularly bad, but the song is just so good it deserves better than such a generic video.

I could care less about Half-Life (it's a computer game for those of you that don't know), but after seeing this I'm suddenly filled with an intense desire to play it... a lot. Thanks go to Party Sam for forcing me to get into this stupid game now.

In my opinion there are two types of Star Wars fan films: good ones and bad ones. This is one of the good ones.

The Simpsons meets Grand Theft Auto.

Wow, this news makes me happy.

I don't really give a rip about Harry Potter (take it, leave it, whatever), but this news also seems good.

I've seen some people get beat up in my day, but I don't think I've ever seen a dude get wailed on like this before by a lady. And to make matters worse he keeps coming back to be beat mercilessly about the neck and face again and again. Special thanks to Shawn for bringing this to my attention.

I saw a "Guilt Free Fruit Cup 6-Pak" at the store today. If you're feeling guilty over a fruit cup you go to hell.