I am odds & ends, but that's me..

I walked into my office this morning and saw these two boxes waiting for me beside my desk.
Pretty awesome way to start a Monday.

And don't you know that it's just you..

I'm sure you've all seen this by now, but on the off chance you haven't..

Children listen..

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.

Original picture via SuperPunch.

I wore a jumpsuit..

I've always been against goofy ringtones and whatnot, but for some reason I've had it stuck in my head lately that I want, nay, need to download a song to be the ringtone for my cellular phone.

Why is this?

What do you make of this?

His backpack has jets..

Yes.

Just yes.

No matter what happens with the LHC or the election, this is a fine time to be alive.

This is proof that the terrorists did not win.

The places I know..

Yeah, I gotta say, as much as I love Star Wars, the less I know about "Jedi Jelly" the better.

Go and get it..

Finally!

Wii-mote = Lightsaber

'Cause I can't wait much longer..

All of my fanboy buttons are being bloody well pushed today.

I don't know how I could possibly be looking more forward to this movie/reason to make new action figures.

Action figures which I will buy.

With my moneys.

He was over the worst of it...

I have no idea if this is going to be any good, but I do know that I'm excited to see it and find out.

You were fantastic..

Look, I don't know if you like Star Wars or not, but free is free and Random House is offering a free Star Wars e-book and audiobook at this link.

Letting you know about these kinds of things is one of the services I try to provide.

So many I wish I could..

Newsarama has a full recap of Cartoon Network's recent event where they gave the advertising world the skinny on all their plans for the new season.
These plans include Jay Stephens' The Secret Saturdays.
Which looks awesome.
These plans also involve the new CGI Star Wars : Clone Wars cartoon as well as that Brave and the Bold cartoon that's got the internet in a tizzy.

PS I love Jay Stephens.

Say what you wanna say..

The 10 Star Wars Toys that Unintentionally Look Like Other Celebrities

That's the way we get by..

Toy Fair 2008 is going on as we speak.
Thanks to the blogalaxy's neverending coverage, I bring you Clone Wars Yoda.

I have no idea what I can add to this image, but it certainly looks ripe for some Photoshoppery. A caption, a thought bubble, I don't know.. something.
I'm inviting all takers.
For more feel free to drop by the Star Wars blog.

You're staring at me..

It is at times like these that I feel it is important for me (and everyone else) to remember that things could be worse and there is still a universal power that moves with us and around us and flows through us...


And is completely fucking awesome!
I know everyone in the world has already seen that picture, but it is comforting.
Also, in my fantasy world, they are playing a Queen song.
A Queen song about Star Wars.
It's a wonderful fantasy.

Can't you see my world is fallin' apart?

I dunno, maybe it's just me, but I think this looks awesome.

And the plans that accompany it?

Also awesome.

To me.

I'm just one dude though.

One dude who says "awesome" more than most.

I know it's an important day!

And now, it is my proud privilige to present to you some "highlights" from The Star Wars Holiday Special..

How do you grow up normal?

Here's some quick assorted awesomeness.


The Mach 5 from The Wachowskis upcoming live-action Speed Racer flick.


The USPS' upcoming Star Wars stamps.


Here's an Adam Hughes, art nouveau, Star Wars Celebration IV exclusive, Princess Leia print.
These are already going for over $100 on the ebay.


Zombie Daredevil and Giant-Man Minimates.
SDCC exclusives. I'll be there to get mine.

Can we agree on that?

This is my animated Boba Fett maquette. It's basically one of the raddest things ever. This picture has a few notes should you decide to click on it.
I'm slightly obsessed with maquettes and statues as of late. I've got a problem.

Speaking of Sloan (I'm not now, but I was in the last post), I'm going to Nashville to see them tonight!
Whoo!

Superman vs. The Death Star!

Just as awesome as it sounds.
HowStuffWorks.com has a neat article up that's essentially Superman versus the other big fiction franchises. Star Wars, X-Men, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter. You get the idea.
Kryptonite Lightsabers are discussed.
Do I really need to say anything else?

Don't make me a target..

This is how I stay motivated at work.


Has anyone seen one of these in their area?