MERRY CHRISTMAS!

NOW AVAILABLE FOR SALE!

Give the gift that keeps giving.. and by keeps giving, I mean is cheap.


HUZZAH! Let the joyous word be spread that a Buy 5, Get 5 Free! 10 Pack can also be purchased!

Makes a great gift for ghost-loving friends and family.
Makes a great threat to ghost-fearing enemies.

Quickly now! Everyone aboard the chrishaley-art-button-bandwagon before it leaves you behind!
See how it blazes a righteous trail for parts unknown and fashionable!

I'm beginning to think...

One of the craziest things I've ever read : The Chappelle Theory
One can only hope the Dark Crusaders aren't real.

Big city, big city nights.

The title of this article made me laugh out loud when someone sent me the link, so now I'll share it with you : Superman's Penis Is Too Big For The Cinema.

Who blabbed?

I have to implore you all to follow this link and watch last night's The Word video from The Colbert Report titled, "Hell, No!".
Seriously.
Do it.

Your results:
You are Superman

Superman 95% Spider-Man 70% Robin 70% Green Lantern 70% Supergirl 65% The Flash 65% Hulk 55% Batman 50% Iron Man 50% Wonder Woman 45% Catwoman 35%

You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

That's the biggest pop-o-matic bubble I've ever seen.

Quickly drawn and quickly colored.
Have a nice day!

so, unplug the jukebox..

One of the coolest things I've seen in a while. Director Chris Romano took an old Frankenberry and Count Chocula commercial and remade it using CGI.

nineteen. talking.

The only upside to being very sick, is it's given me a lot of time to lay in bed and draw.

so try another flavor..

The Not-So Secret History of Aeon Flux.

Stop! Hammer-time.

Our first look at X-Men 3, courtesy of USA Today.

http://thatcloudgame.com/

dancing queen...

David Cross' open letter to Larry The Cable Guy.

Pre-occupied with the latest fashion..

Superman, Batman, and the rest of the DC Heroes will be making their way to an envelope near you in 2006.

I couldn't pull the trigger.

Bran-man.com

on and on and on you're a real paragon...

It's Seansy.

The moon.

We like the moon, 'cause it is close to us.

Scientists have found "Godzilla".

I saw Chicken Little in Disney's Digital 3-D format the other night. It was really neat. If you have a chance to do so, please feel free to check it out for yourself and see if you agree with me. I know April and Tara did.

Oh my little pretty one..

I was asleep for a while.. now I'm awake again. I'm hoping to return to sleep in less than 15 minutes, though.

I made a comic for one of my Spanish classes once a long time ago...

And other science facts...

TPS.
Just watch it.
Office Space meets The Superfriends.

The Onion's AV Club gives us a decade of underrated movies.

I really should cool it...

Batman takes care of a baby. Mild-hilarity ensues. What's not to love?

The new single from The Darkness is called One Way Ticket and you can hear it here if you haven't done so already.

Who else would I be talking about?

The official site went live today!
Only 7 months, 19 days, 20 hours, and 43 minutes until he returns.

Here I go again...

Honest Game Titles.
Instead of calling it Shenmue, they call it Awkward Text Adventure.
Brilliant!

I had to give it away..

The sad story of Bernard Edwards.

The game I bought a DS for is finally coming... Animal Crossing : Wild World.

we ran, ran, ran...

Happy Halloween!

Trailer for Aeon Flux.

Gimme some sugar baby.


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So please, use your powers for good.

More Twisted Toyfare Theater.

But you're not so nice anymore.

Twisted Mego Theater Presents : The Super Friends

Everybody wants big money..

Halloween is just a week away!

http://www.savethemuppets.com/

http://toughpigs.com/journalsavethemuppets.htm

You're so lucky...

Franz Ferdinand just put on one of the best performances I can remember ever having seen.
Spot on, that.
Good for them.

Two... minutes... to midnight!

Ghost Rider is spooky and Halloween-ish, right?

That's what I said.

My entries here will all have titles now. Isn't that lovely?

http://www.bkmasks.com See and believe it.

You'd be a fool not to check out Top Shelf Productions' Giant Fall Sale.
A fool, I tells ya.


Frankenstein's Monster by Chris Haley and April Steele.

It's less than two weeks until Halloween!
(I hope everyone noticed the smiling alien robot I'm holding.)

Since Batman Begins comes out on DVD today (2 disc special edition on the cheap at Amazondotcom), I thought this would be a fun/funny thing to link you to.. though if you haven't seen American Psycho it won't make a lick of sense. So yeah, it's safe to avoid it if you haven't seen that flick.

So, this engineer fellow in England built himself a Transformer out of a Mini. Good for him.

http://muglet.com/
Have fun.

Rocketboom. Videoblogging at it's best.

Katie (not the one you know) can draw. Her website told me so. She's just put up a batch of fun Halloween icons on her journal, and I suggest you check them out.

THE F*#% YEAH FILES #1: Flash's Mid-Air Rescue

WATCHMEN in Time's 100 Best Novels.

I've decided without question that I must have a Playstation 2 so that I can play Katamari Damacy.

If you haven't played it, then you honestly don't know what you're missing.
If you know anyone that wants to sell me a PS2 on the cheap I'd love to hear about it.

I don't know about you, but this is where I like to hang out on the internet come Halloween time.

The latest video journal from the set of SUPERMAN RETURNS is great.

If you're a fan of Danny Elfman or Sam Raimi or Spider-Man 2 go have a read at this. Bizarro.

Hilarious!

Drawing by me. Digital coloring by April.

Awesome.
His name is Captain Chimp Dashley.

http://www.zod2008.com/

Amazon.com is having a quite a DVD sale at the moment.
Care to check it out?
The Asian Horror Sale
The Contemporary Horror Sale
The Psychological Horror and Cult Classic Sale
The Horror Classics Sale

I took a photo of Superman.

"He's reliable. He's considerate. He's like your exact opposite."
"So he's Bizarro Jerry."
"Bizarro Jerry?"
"Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives."
"Shouldn't he say badbye? Isn't that the opposite of goodbye?"
"No, it's still goodbye."
"Does he live underwater?"
"No."
"Is he black?"
"Look, just forget the whole thing."

Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez are making another movie together. Film fans rejoice.

They're going to make Star Wars Transformers. I'm not even making this up.

Anyone else ready to see that new Harry Potter flick? I just saw the latest international trailer for it, and it looks incredible. I sincerely hope that these movies stay profitable enough for all of the books to get made. Into movies, I mean... because there's no way I'm actually going to read them all.

If you didn't already know TiVo is fantastically magical.

The Family Guy movie lands on DVD this Tuesday, so if you're a fan be sure to keep an eye out for it... though chances are, if you're a fan you already knew that.

Well, it's official now. The 2005 Voodoo Music Fest is going to be held here in Memphis. Have a look at the line up. I don't expect this to lead to better things for Memphis in the future, because I'm sure it will be a mess and the bands as well as the promoters, etc. will be very anxious to get out of town once it's over.

There's going to be a Fraggle Rock movie!

Sam & Max are coming back!

You can also view the trailer and download the demo for the new Bone game from that link.
Unfamiliar with Bone? Off you go.. I promise I won't tell anyone.

Everything we learned about the Nintendo Revolution at the Tokyo Game Show.

If you're a fan of the Fantastic Four, you might be interested to know they have a new cartoon in the works, and your first glimpse of what said series will look like can be caught here.

Also, if you're a fan of the show Lost and Marvel Comics, you might be interested in this little bit of business.

Would anyone like a free month of Netflix? If so please leave a comment here or e-mail me.

If anyone cares, I've made a birthday wishlist on the Amazondotcom. So if you're interested in seeing the things I'd like to have, but won't get, feel free to go have a look.

Which is not to say I won't get great things, because my friends and family always get me neat stuff that I love very much, it's just never what I'm expecting.

Newsweek has a great new article up on their exclusive visit to the set of Superman Returns!

The 3rd season of Home Movies is coming to DVD on November 15! Start saving those pennies!

Lest there be any miscommunication or confusion, Mauxfaux IS playing at the New Daisy Theater this Saturday at 8:30.

I'm experimenting.

Jim Henson and the Muppets stamps are coming to a post office near you on September 28. You can follow that link and pre-order a set if you so choose.

Nintendo's president, Satoru Iwata, will unveil the Nintendo Revolution, it's top-secret controller, and actual Revolution games the day before my birthday at the Tokyo Game Show, September 16.

Check out what I'm getting on December 6th!


And yes, I'll probably get this too.. as it is almost equal in it's awesomeness.

Joe Ranft of Pixar died tragically last week when his car went off the road and into the ocean. Lea Hernandez has written a short piece about the man at The Great Curve.

If you're into cycling or motocross and you love Marvel Comics, then this site should be right up your alley.

Star Wars Episode 3 hilarity. (You'll have to scroll down a bit.)

Shenmue 3 is coming to a next-gen system near you! But which one?

Google will be unleashing their version of instant messaging called Google Talk. If you've got a Gmail address, you can get in on the beta.

Nintendo releases and date changes have been announced. Several of these make me angry.

In case you haven't seen the trailer for Superman/Batman yet... here it is.

BRUCE CAMPBELL!

It looks like October 18 is going to be an even bigger day for DVDs as The Legend of Zelda 3-Disc set also hits stores that day.

A fun parody cartoon that gives us the rundown on House of M.

Hell, while we're at it, why don't you go ahead and watch X-Men : Death Becomes Them and then X-Men : Dark Phoenix Rising.

Batman Begins is coming to DVD on October 18 along with Batman : The Motion Picture Anthology 1989-1997.
As you might have guessed, I'll be buying both of these.

Feel free to also pick up George Romero's Land of the Dead on DVD the same day.

Or pick up The Bruce Lee Ultimate Collection 5 DVD Set that day as well.

For those of you who don't understand why I like Superman so much, here's a link.

Doug has alerted me to two things:
1) This link.
2) That he's started his own blog.
My suggestion would be to check both out. I mean, Doug knows magic. I wouldn't want to make him mad... would you?

More Danger Mouse is on the way!

A clip from the upcoming Family Guy movie.



So, it's Ghost Rider.

So for those of you who don't already know, and might care, Maggie was in a really bad wreck yesterday.
Her hip/pelvis is broken in 3 places, she's got broken ribs, kidney and spleen lacerations, stitches in her arm and face. Thankfully, she doesn't have any brain or spinal damage.
What's worse though is that she doesn't have any medical or auto insurance.
She's not going to be able to walk again or leave the hospital possibly for months, which means she's not going to be able to work.
As you can imagine her medical bills are going to be very high.
Also, the people that hit her (with their SUV) may try to sue her.
She's looking at some serious financial peril.

So, I'm giving you heads up now that I'm going to be trying to put together a benefit show (or shows) to try to help her out with these bills.
This just happened yesterday, so I haven't started getting into the logisitcs of it all yet, but I have every intention of making it happen.
If you would like to be involved or think you could help, please let me know.

Good DVD news for DC Comics fans : Part 1. Part 2.

Why not go and read Michael Chabon's 1995 pitch for a Fantastic Four movie. It's an interesting read.

Make your own Nintendo controller!

Play the classic NES Metroid for free on your computer.. except in 3D.

If you're interested in Minimates, wickedcoolstuff.com has quite a few drastically on sale.

Dude, you're Eddie Van Halen!!


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You must really like Van Halen to know that much
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Is there an 80s theme song you haven't heard in a long time? Well, this place has them all. No, seriously. I think they have them all. I'm not just talking about show either, I'm talking about commercials and who knows what all else.

You scored as Robin. Color: Tomato Red Flower: Iris Animal: Coyote City: Tokyo Gemstone: Ruby Month: May Robin 72% Terra 72% Slade 66% Aqualad 66% Raven 63% Speedy 63% Larry the Titan 63% Starfire 56% Blackfire 56% Jinx 53% Cyborg 50% Red X 47% Beastboy 44% Teen Titans: Your Personality created with QuizFarm.com

Was Owen Wilson the key to the Wes Anderson phenomenon?


Quick tablet doodle.
Have a good whatever day this is.

I just saw a commercial for that 40 Year Old Virgin movie with Steve Carrell. It was hilarious. It's from the producer of Anchorman and Freaks & Geeks, so I have high hopes for it.

And now a funny quote from The State...
Barry Lutz : Dr. Crank, in your many years of primate research, you've developed...
Dr. Crank : Uh, research is such a restrictive term. I feel I've opened up a whole new arena of experimentation which I call "Monkey Torture".

"SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR DESPERATE FOR TOPLESS ROLE"
AKA : The greatest story I've ever read.

This is part of an art project I'm working on at the moment.

If you didn't like OKGo before you watch this, you will afterwards.
Their new album hits stores August 30.

Looney Tunes fan?
October 25th brings us all another reason to be excited.

Part 2 of the Alex Ross interview at Newsarama.

Winnie Cooper?!

Picture of the Day

Creatures of the Night.
Nightwing and classic Daredevil are ever alert for the call to action.
I know this one's not nearly as cool as the picture of Ol' Shell Head before it, but I still like it.

It's Ali G on DVD, innit?

Part one of a two part interview with Alex Ross about Justice. Several pretty pictures are included.

Picture of the Day

I drew an alien-dino-something.

Count Duckula is coming!

Squid & Ink.
It's an online webcomic magazine.
It's something you should look into.

If you are a fan of Frankenstein, click here.
If you are a fan of Dracula, click here.
If you are a fan of The Wolfman, click here.
Fan of The Simpsons? Click here.

The new wave in the Star Wars : Unleashed line.

I think I've officially decided that Bugs Bunny is the funniest person ever.

Oh, man. Please send more Pocky.

StarClipper. Coolest comic shop ever.

A quick Cyclops I drew.
Have a good weekend.

Up to the minute news on the Family Guy direct-to-DVD movie.

So has anyone else seen the trailer for King Kong? I'm sure a great many of you already have. Did anyone else think the CG looked really fakey? I mean, these are the same people who did such a good job on Lord of the Rings, right?
Was it just me?

Is it wrong to want this 6-disc E3 2005 DVD set? I mean, it's only $19.95.

Who wouldn't like their very own Hamster Killing Machine?

Who wants to learn how Star Wars action figures are made?

All the up-to-date info on the WildC.A.T.s DVDs for the people that remember the Image boom that gave birth to this and the Savage Dragon cartoon.

Also, the latest news on The Adventures of Superman on DVD.

Superman picture of the day.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to demand that you all go and watch this immediately!
I'm growing more and more excited about Superman's return.

Sony's making an MMORPG for the PS3, PSP, and PC set in the DC Comics Universe.

I drew Fox McCloud.. or StarFox as you may know him.

More on the Nintendo Revolution and how we'll be enjoying classic games on said system.

For those of you who are interested in what Ghost Rider will look like in his upcoming movie.

Anyone interested in seeing the first poster for The Chronicles of Narnia : The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe?

Any Rocky and Bullwinkle fans?

Any Kids in the Hall fans?

I'm sure you've all seen this by now, but in case you haven't, Tom Cruise is offering unlimited power.

Also, Captain Picard has gone gaaaaay.

The Daily Show - Indecision 2004 3-disc DVD will be available for us all to buy on Tuesday.
Aren't you excited?

Did you know that Larry Kenney was the voice of Count Chocula and Lion- O from the Thundercats?
Well, he was.

I've decided to switch back to this font. What do you think? Do you prefer it, or the one I used on the last two posts?

If you can believe this.. they're making a live action Underdog movie.

Word finally hits the "street" on the direct-to-DVD Family Guy release.

If you're interested, you can get the entire Fantastic Four animated sereis from the 90s on DVD for 30% off at Amazon.com right now.

Check out how awesome the packaging for the sixth season of The Simpsons is going to look.

Speaking of seasons, don't forget that the first season of The Muppet Show will be available on August 9.

Even though it's coming out on August 16, I have to warn you all not to buy the DVD of Sin City. Yes, I know the movie was great, but a better 2-disc special edition will be out shortly thereafter.. so just do us all a favor and wait.

Now you too can own your very own MF shirt. Make it so!

The Monster Engine.
If you like monsters or kids or both, you'll enjoy this.

Egg Babies... one of the creepiest things I've ever seen. Not in a good way though.

Picture of the day... for X-Men fans. Or for fans of attractive ladies. I mean, it's whatever.

Anyone else interested in a comic about "Advanced Kickball"?
I thought you might be. If you like what you see there, check out the following links next : LINK1 & LINK2.

King Kong news you'll be interested in hearing : click here.

A Batman film retrospective courtesy of The New York Times.

What's this about Luke Wilson banging Supergirl?

Warner Bros. have finally got the official site for the upcoming stop-motion fairy tale, Tim Burton's Corpse Bride, up and running. Visit it here... I'm lead to believe there may even be downloads.

Yet another trailer for the Fantastic Four has made it's way to the interweb. Almost everything I've seen about this movie has filled me with a sense of dread (the casting of the core quartet withstanding, as I have nothing against any of them), but I think you all already know I'll be at the theater seeing it on the opening weekend... so I might as well keep the lines of communication open, right?

I'm not going to lie to you and say I'm not interested in owning M& M's Star Wars MPIRE merchandise.

X-Men 3 is looking pretty weak so far... care to read more?

This couldn't be any cooler.

I'm not even going to lie to you.
I saw this fan made poster and my eyes almost immediately started welling up.



I'm ready to believe a man can fly again.

Star Wars : Revenge of the Sith : The Breadbox Edition

Get a load of the Gatchaman site.

Seriously, you can order things from our website now!
http://www.mauxfauxrock.net

Please go check it out!And buy something!
Most importantly, buy a ticket for our show on Saturday, June 11 at the New Daisy Theater on Beale Street.
It's us and 13 other bands for only $15!!
PLEASE!

I'm serious, kids.
New things are moving and changing and growing and showing almost everyday at the new band website, MAUXFAUXROCK.NET.
Do me, the rest of the band, and yourself a favor and go check it out.
Add it to your favorites.
Sign up for the mailing list.
The whole nine.
We love you long time.

From Reuters -
Among the North American records set by Revenge of the Sith were best one-day, two-day, three-day and four-day sales. It also managed to beat the five-day record. After opening just after midnight on Thursday, "Revenge of the Sith" earned $50 million during its first day, beating the $44.8 million tally for "Shrek 2" last year. The record-breaking streak continued into the second day ($83.8 million) and third day ($124.7 million). Its four-day haul of $158.5 million beat the old mark of $134.3 million set by 2003's "The Matrix Reloaded" -- as well as the five-day mark of $152.4 million set by 2004's "Spider-Man 2."

Everyone please go to the ALL-NEW MAUXFAUX WEBSITE and give it the old once over. Heck, we'll even let you give it the old twice over.
Be sure to sign up for our mailing list in the Currents section!
We'd certainly appreciate it.


The World of Video Games
New details, images, and videos from the upcoming Age of Conan game.

Or if you don't like Conan, why not have a look at the upcoming game based on the movie, The Warriors.

Final Fight returns!

Meet the Game Boy Micro. Or read the "Hands On" here.

The international trailer for Batman Begins. Far superior to it's American counterpart.

Don't know if I'd mentioned this before, but the Thundercats are coming to DVD on August 8, and you can have a look at the first set right here.

Don't forget that this Tuesday sees the release of The Adventures of Pete & Pete : Season One on DVD.

Time (the magazine) has gotten the real (or as real as can be hoped for) scoop on what's going on with Dave Chappelle. He's down in South Africa, but he's not in a mental institution, and you can read the interview here.

For those that are interested that Carnivale show on HBO has been cancelled.

In news I was interested to hear Stephen Chow says he may make a sequel to Kung Fu Hustle... which if you haven't seen yet, you really should.

Speaking of sequels, this sounds both exciting and makes me nervous, but there's also going to be a follow-up to The Dark Crystal. It's going to be called The Power of the Dark Crystal. Puppets and CGI. Animated series after the movie. Computer and video games as tie-ins.

Oh! I almost forgot. Also speaking of sequels, did you kids know they're making The Transporter 2? Well, they are. I liked the first one enough that I'd be willing to actually see this one in the theaters. Have a look at the poster.

Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz are making a western called Bandidas.

Tommy Lee Jones is directing and starring in a movie written by Dwight Yoakam. I kid you not.

Just so there's no confusion, that panel with the Joker from a Batman comic back in the '50s has not been doctored in any way.
For those who are unfamiliar with the term, a boner used to mean a goof up or laughable mistake.
If someone pulled a boner, that meant that they had goofed up or messed up.

Surely I'm not the only one who thought that was hilarious.

Oh man.. that is too rich.

If you don't think this is great, I really don't have anything to say to you.
It takes a little bit to download, but it's worth every second if you're at all a fan of Star Wars, Lego, or things that are fun.

Picture of the Day.
I thought it was hilarious.

101 Things You're Not Supposed to Know About Disneyland.

Check out how awesome this picture is...

Hey kids.
So Saturday night is Mauxfaux's big show at the Young Avenue Deli.
The show starts at 8 I think, and we play at 10:30PM on the dot.
There will be 7 other bands playing that night as well.
I'm nervous with the butterflies in my stomach just trying to write this... so I hope you actually read it.
The tickets for this show are $10 if you want to get one from me before the show or $18 at the door.
I know a lot of you are probably thinking about or already maybe planning on going to MusicFest, but I sincerely hope you'll consider coming to see us if never again, this one night.
It's a voting thing and we need as many people as possible there to vote for us, because if we don't advance to the next round it may be our last show.
Without getting into the details of it all, I'll just say that some people aren't happy with the current state of things and if someone leaves, I think that's the end of it.
I really wish that wasn't the case.
I wish our schedules could all be a lot easier to coordinate and we could get things back to the practicing twice a week days, but that doesn't look to be possible at the moment.
I've been really upset/sad/sick to my stomach pretty much constantly for the last five days or so over it.
I hate that we've wasted a name change, 3 drummers, and almost 3 years of hard work developing a following and building a chemistry and making our music mean something to at least some of you.
So yeah, I'm sorry this isn't coming out exactly like it should.
The point is, I'd be really grateful to any and all of you if you could make it to this one show.
If you need to get in touch with me about tickets or anything else or if you just want to say anything about the band, feel free to respond.

I sincerely hope that this Saturday is not our last show, because I love this band, and I love playing with the four other guys in this band.
If it is our last show though, I want you all to know that it's been a lot of fun and I hope you all know how much I've appreciated your time and support of Mauxfaux.

best.
chrishaley

This is interesting if you're a fan of Bugs Bunny... honestly though, if you're not a fan of Bugs Bunny, I have no idea what you're doing here.

The Completely Uncensored, Unbelievably True Ren & Stimpy Story.

A step-by-step animated guide to how we get the music we so enjoy.
I thought this was really funny, and you probably will too.

This is it.
The first shot of Brandon Routh as SUPERMAN.
From what I've heard, this may not end up being the final version they end up using, but if it is, it could be a lot worse. The "S" being so small is my only real complaint.
I think Routh looks the part... which is good to see.

Get the new Weezer album for only $4.99.

Playboy on the PSP?

Conan (the Barbarian, not the O'Brien) is coming to a PC near you.. in game form no less.

That certainly looks like a good Clark Kent to me.

Todd McFarlane is going to be releasing a line of action figures based on runaway smash weirdo comedy, Napolean Dynamite.
Figures planned for the first release are Napolean, Pedro, and Kip.
I'm sure they'll sell like hotcakes... to many of the people reading this I'd bet.

Ray Park (Darth Maul) may be back as Toad in the third X-Men flick.

Speaking of X-People, Hugh Jackman may play a young Pa Kent in a flashback scene in the upcoming Superman Returns.
You can also go here to check out some of the first photos of Brandon Routh as Clark Kent. I'll be damned if that guy doesn't look like Christopher Reeve. Also, you should probably watch this and see what you think. If you're at all interested in the Superman flick, or (and this is a big "or") in the upcoming King Kong that Peter Jackson is making, you'll want to watch it. Seriously.

Certainly anyone who's a fan of Calvin & Hobbes (and there'd damn well better be a number of you reading this) will be interested in checking this out.
You're Christmas list just got one item longer.


Who wouldn't like a plush Bruce Campbell?
More info here..

The Ren & Stimpy Show : Season 3 & A Half-ish will be released on DVD on June 28, 2005. Thought some of you might be interested in keeping your calendar's updated.

A release I've been looking forward to for a long time, the first season of Tales From the Crypt will be available on July 12.

This was funny enough that I felt like sharing it with the lot of you.
Enjoy.

Your Linguistic Profile:

60% General American English

20% Dixie

15% Yankee

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Any He-Fans out there?
If so have a look at what's coming up for your favorite universe masters.

Speaking of the Fantastic Four, have a look at what's coming out in time to coincide with the flick.

I don't hate this new trailer for this summer's upcoming Fantastic Four flick.
I don't love it either, but it makes me a little more excited about seeing it... which, in all fairness, I was going to do no matter what.

Mauxfaux is playing at the Stage Stop in rockin' Raleigh tonight at 10PM.
If any of you know where that is, I hope you can come check it out.
Also, if any of you know where that is, I'd appreciate it if you'd let me know, because I have no idea.

http://www.filmrot.com/images/sincity-comparisons/sincity.html
A collection of comic to screen comparisons from Sin City. Spoilers in abundance though, so I'd recommend avoiding it if you haven't seen the flick or read the comics yet.

A listing (complete with links) of some of the many April Fool's jokes pulled all around the world this year.

This was probably my favorite April Fool's thing this year.

Sin City.
Wow.

For the Home Movies fans.

Hi.
Remember me?
I'm sorry I've been gone for so long.
That's life though.
On to the reason you're here.

If you haven't already bought the Star Wars : Clone Wars Volume 1 DVD, you need to go out and do so right now!
Then you need to follow this link and watch Chapters 21-25.... because they are amazing.

If you'd like to hear the new Weezer tune, you have Dani to thank for this hook-up.
It's not great, but I don't dislike it either. It just seems kinda throwaway.

More Superman : The Animated Series DVD season sets are on the way in anticipation of the upcoming feature film. Season 2 should drop around Christmas time with Season 3 following in the summer of 2006 to coincide with the movie's release.

Star Wars : Clone Wars Vol. 1 is available at DVD retailers nationwide tomorrow. Best Buy has it for $12.99, and that's the lowest I saw it anywhere. If you know of somewhere that has it cheaper, please feel free to let me know.
Also, the second season of Clone Wars begins airing tonight on Cartoon Network. Clone Wars fills in the gap of what happens between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith.

We should see the release of the first season of The Muppet Show on DVD before the end of the year complete with a veritable cornucopia of extras. That's awfully exciting. I love the DVD times we're living in these days.

Billy Idol has a new album coming out tomorrow called Devil's Playground. I think it's at it's lowest advertised price at Target if you're interested in picking it up.

Speaking of Target, they've got the fifth season of The Simpsons on sale this week for only $29.99. That's a deal and a half.

Joss Whedon is officially writing and directing a Wonder Woman movie for Warner Bros. I wish him all the best.

Beast, Angel, and Gambit are all supposedly set to be in the third flick in the X-Men franchise.

Did you all know that Michael Mann is directing a feature film version of Miami Vice starring Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx? Well, he is.

QT's extended or Japanese version of Kill Bill will be hitting theaters before the end of the year.

If you are now, or have ever been a fan of video games, you should read this.

I found out something interesting about The Fun Shop over the weekend. Interesting, and exciting.

Rocko's Modern Life is on in the other room. That's also exciting.

Anyone who missed Population 1 on The Late Late Show can download the performance here for free in mp3 or video formats.

Good things from across the pond today.

Enjoy this fine featurette on the upcoming Wallace & Gromit movie.

The full scoop on the upcoming Danger Mouse DVDs.

People, I implore you.. check this out.. if it's not hilarious I'll give you your money back.

We may see the new Weezer album (possibly called "Weezer Weezer") as soon as May 3rd.

80s favorite He-Man and the Masters of the Universe is coming to DVD starting May 2005 as a 10 episode "Best Of.." 2 Disc collection, to be followed by season sets later in the year.

Bob Odenkirk has Blurbs For Sale! Huzzah!

There's a place out there in cyberspace called, starspangledicecream.com.... I kid you not.

The Cuddly Menace... read on if you dare!

For those of you who know who he is, Michale Graves has a new album due sometime early this summer called Punk Rock is Dead.

I didn't even know Spider-Man was in the Bible.

You know... it's been a while.
And, I don't know if you heard, but it's so easy.
One might even be heard to remark that one was "happy go lucky".

Look at all this DVD news....

Jim Lee's WildC.A.T.s is coming to DVD. I'm sure at least one or two of you remember the awful cartoon they made, right?

In DVD news that's worth a damn, the first two seasons of DANGER MOUSE are coming to DVD on May 31st!

Look for seasons 3,4, and 5 of The Ren & Stimpy Show to be released at some point before the end of the year. More info as it becomes available.

The second season of Samurai Jack will be released on May 24th.

Volume 1 of the classic stop-motion animated series Davey and Goliath will hit stores on June 7th.

And finally, the secnd season of Home Movies will arrive in a 3-disc set at a entertainment retailer near you on May 31st.

Here's a picture of Josh I drew.

What you get when you join the MONSTER FAN CLUB!

100 Things Will Pfeifer loves about Comic Books.
Well worth reading even if you don't care for comics.

Prayers get answered all the time.

Check out this 8-page preview of the sure to be great, Lex Luthor : Man of Steel.

If you're at all interested in The Venture Bros. you'll want to have a look at this.

Some "look worthy" pictures from the US Toy Fair that was held over the weekend in New York:
JLA Gift Set
Batman : The Long Halloween
Sesame Street
Star Wars Episode III : Revenge of the Sith
Alex Ross' Justice League Series 2
Family Guy
The Warriors
Edward Scissorhands
Voltron

Anyone see that Constantine flick this weekend? It's based on the DC Comic Hellblazer, and I don't think the previews gave me any reason to not want to see it.. so I probably will.
Just curious as to what any of you thought. I hear it's getting decent reviews, and (though this is no indication of quality) it's making pretty good bank so far.

This was a good week for DVDs with the release of the 2 disc Director's Cut of Donnie Darko, the first season of The Greatest American Hero, and the special edition of Half Baked.
This week sees the release of the 2 disc special editions of Heat, I Heart Huckabees, and three Miyazaki classics (Porco Rosso, The Cat Returns, and Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind).
Feel free to stroll over here to have a more in depth look at all of this week's releases.

Since I mentioned Donnie Darko back there, why not take a look at this?

Did you know there's a rumor going around that Jennifer Garner may play She-Ra in the upcoming John Woo directed He-Man movie?

Have a look at Paris Hilton's phone book from her T-Mobile phone.

I sincerely hope that they put this Saturday Night Live : The First 5 Years special that's on right now out on DVD at some point in the near future. It's been both entertaining and informational... it's entermational!

Get a load of this great Valentine I made! CLICK HERE!




This was a picture of a robot that I was working on one night when my computer decided to crash.
It was the most excited I had been about anything I'd drawn in a long time.
I couldn't do anything to the computer but turn it off, but before I did, I took a picture of the screen with my camera.
This isn't nearly as cool as the real picture looked, but it was the best I could do.
I'm going to have a little moment of silence now for what I will always know as ... The Lost Robot.

I discovered I'm able to have comments on here now.. so feel free to leave one whenever you feel like it.
My best to you all.

This is beautiful and upsetting at the same time.
I recommend it for you all.

For the pirate fans.



You can't tell me that's not hilarious.