This is it.
The first shot of Brandon Routh as SUPERMAN.
From what I've heard, this may not end up being the final version they end up using, but if it is, it could be a lot worse. The "S" being so small is my only real complaint.
I think Routh looks the part... which is good to see.

Get the new Weezer album for only $4.99.

Playboy on the PSP?

Conan (the Barbarian, not the O'Brien) is coming to a PC near you.. in game form no less.

That certainly looks like a good Clark Kent to me.

Todd McFarlane is going to be releasing a line of action figures based on runaway smash weirdo comedy, Napolean Dynamite.
Figures planned for the first release are Napolean, Pedro, and Kip.
I'm sure they'll sell like hotcakes... to many of the people reading this I'd bet.

Ray Park (Darth Maul) may be back as Toad in the third X-Men flick.

Speaking of X-People, Hugh Jackman may play a young Pa Kent in a flashback scene in the upcoming Superman Returns.
You can also go here to check out some of the first photos of Brandon Routh as Clark Kent. I'll be damned if that guy doesn't look like Christopher Reeve. Also, you should probably watch this and see what you think. If you're at all interested in the Superman flick, or (and this is a big "or") in the upcoming King Kong that Peter Jackson is making, you'll want to watch it. Seriously.

Certainly anyone who's a fan of Calvin & Hobbes (and there'd damn well better be a number of you reading this) will be interested in checking this out.
You're Christmas list just got one item longer.


Who wouldn't like a plush Bruce Campbell?
More info here..

The Ren & Stimpy Show : Season 3 & A Half-ish will be released on DVD on June 28, 2005. Thought some of you might be interested in keeping your calendar's updated.

A release I've been looking forward to for a long time, the first season of Tales From the Crypt will be available on July 12.

This was funny enough that I felt like sharing it with the lot of you.
Enjoy.

Your Linguistic Profile:

60% General American English

20% Dixie

15% Yankee

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Any He-Fans out there?
If so have a look at what's coming up for your favorite universe masters.

Speaking of the Fantastic Four, have a look at what's coming out in time to coincide with the flick.

I don't hate this new trailer for this summer's upcoming Fantastic Four flick.
I don't love it either, but it makes me a little more excited about seeing it... which, in all fairness, I was going to do no matter what.

Mauxfaux is playing at the Stage Stop in rockin' Raleigh tonight at 10PM.
If any of you know where that is, I hope you can come check it out.
Also, if any of you know where that is, I'd appreciate it if you'd let me know, because I have no idea.

http://www.filmrot.com/images/sincity-comparisons/sincity.html
A collection of comic to screen comparisons from Sin City. Spoilers in abundance though, so I'd recommend avoiding it if you haven't seen the flick or read the comics yet.

A listing (complete with links) of some of the many April Fool's jokes pulled all around the world this year.

This was probably my favorite April Fool's thing this year.

Sin City.
Wow.

For the Home Movies fans.

Hi.
Remember me?
I'm sorry I've been gone for so long.
That's life though.
On to the reason you're here.

If you haven't already bought the Star Wars : Clone Wars Volume 1 DVD, you need to go out and do so right now!
Then you need to follow this link and watch Chapters 21-25.... because they are amazing.

If you'd like to hear the new Weezer tune, you have Dani to thank for this hook-up.
It's not great, but I don't dislike it either. It just seems kinda throwaway.

More Superman : The Animated Series DVD season sets are on the way in anticipation of the upcoming feature film. Season 2 should drop around Christmas time with Season 3 following in the summer of 2006 to coincide with the movie's release.

Star Wars : Clone Wars Vol. 1 is available at DVD retailers nationwide tomorrow. Best Buy has it for $12.99, and that's the lowest I saw it anywhere. If you know of somewhere that has it cheaper, please feel free to let me know.
Also, the second season of Clone Wars begins airing tonight on Cartoon Network. Clone Wars fills in the gap of what happens between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith.

We should see the release of the first season of The Muppet Show on DVD before the end of the year complete with a veritable cornucopia of extras. That's awfully exciting. I love the DVD times we're living in these days.

Billy Idol has a new album coming out tomorrow called Devil's Playground. I think it's at it's lowest advertised price at Target if you're interested in picking it up.

Speaking of Target, they've got the fifth season of The Simpsons on sale this week for only $29.99. That's a deal and a half.

Joss Whedon is officially writing and directing a Wonder Woman movie for Warner Bros. I wish him all the best.

Beast, Angel, and Gambit are all supposedly set to be in the third flick in the X-Men franchise.

Did you all know that Michael Mann is directing a feature film version of Miami Vice starring Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx? Well, he is.

QT's extended or Japanese version of Kill Bill will be hitting theaters before the end of the year.

If you are now, or have ever been a fan of video games, you should read this.

I found out something interesting about The Fun Shop over the weekend. Interesting, and exciting.

Rocko's Modern Life is on in the other room. That's also exciting.

Anyone who missed Population 1 on The Late Late Show can download the performance here for free in mp3 or video formats.

Good things from across the pond today.

Enjoy this fine featurette on the upcoming Wallace & Gromit movie.

The full scoop on the upcoming Danger Mouse DVDs.

People, I implore you.. check this out.. if it's not hilarious I'll give you your money back.

We may see the new Weezer album (possibly called "Weezer Weezer") as soon as May 3rd.

80s favorite He-Man and the Masters of the Universe is coming to DVD starting May 2005 as a 10 episode "Best Of.." 2 Disc collection, to be followed by season sets later in the year.

Bob Odenkirk has Blurbs For Sale! Huzzah!

There's a place out there in cyberspace called, starspangledicecream.com.... I kid you not.

The Cuddly Menace... read on if you dare!

For those of you who know who he is, Michale Graves has a new album due sometime early this summer called Punk Rock is Dead.

I didn't even know Spider-Man was in the Bible.

You know... it's been a while.
And, I don't know if you heard, but it's so easy.
One might even be heard to remark that one was "happy go lucky".

Look at all this DVD news....

Jim Lee's WildC.A.T.s is coming to DVD. I'm sure at least one or two of you remember the awful cartoon they made, right?

In DVD news that's worth a damn, the first two seasons of DANGER MOUSE are coming to DVD on May 31st!

Look for seasons 3,4, and 5 of The Ren & Stimpy Show to be released at some point before the end of the year. More info as it becomes available.

The second season of Samurai Jack will be released on May 24th.

Volume 1 of the classic stop-motion animated series Davey and Goliath will hit stores on June 7th.

And finally, the secnd season of Home Movies will arrive in a 3-disc set at a entertainment retailer near you on May 31st.

Here's a picture of Josh I drew.

What you get when you join the MONSTER FAN CLUB!

100 Things Will Pfeifer loves about Comic Books.
Well worth reading even if you don't care for comics.

Prayers get answered all the time.

Check out this 8-page preview of the sure to be great, Lex Luthor : Man of Steel.

If you're at all interested in The Venture Bros. you'll want to have a look at this.

Some "look worthy" pictures from the US Toy Fair that was held over the weekend in New York:
JLA Gift Set
Batman : The Long Halloween
Sesame Street
Star Wars Episode III : Revenge of the Sith
Alex Ross' Justice League Series 2
Family Guy
The Warriors
Edward Scissorhands
Voltron

Anyone see that Constantine flick this weekend? It's based on the DC Comic Hellblazer, and I don't think the previews gave me any reason to not want to see it.. so I probably will.
Just curious as to what any of you thought. I hear it's getting decent reviews, and (though this is no indication of quality) it's making pretty good bank so far.

This was a good week for DVDs with the release of the 2 disc Director's Cut of Donnie Darko, the first season of The Greatest American Hero, and the special edition of Half Baked.
This week sees the release of the 2 disc special editions of Heat, I Heart Huckabees, and three Miyazaki classics (Porco Rosso, The Cat Returns, and Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind).
Feel free to stroll over here to have a more in depth look at all of this week's releases.

Since I mentioned Donnie Darko back there, why not take a look at this?

Did you know there's a rumor going around that Jennifer Garner may play She-Ra in the upcoming John Woo directed He-Man movie?

Have a look at Paris Hilton's phone book from her T-Mobile phone.

I sincerely hope that they put this Saturday Night Live : The First 5 Years special that's on right now out on DVD at some point in the near future. It's been both entertaining and informational... it's entermational!

Get a load of this great Valentine I made! CLICK HERE!




This was a picture of a robot that I was working on one night when my computer decided to crash.
It was the most excited I had been about anything I'd drawn in a long time.
I couldn't do anything to the computer but turn it off, but before I did, I took a picture of the screen with my camera.
This isn't nearly as cool as the real picture looked, but it was the best I could do.
I'm going to have a little moment of silence now for what I will always know as ... The Lost Robot.

I discovered I'm able to have comments on here now.. so feel free to leave one whenever you feel like it.
My best to you all.

This is beautiful and upsetting at the same time.
I recommend it for you all.

For the pirate fans.



You can't tell me that's not hilarious.

Here's a link to our article in the online version of the paper.
You may have to do the free registration with the site to see it though.

An official site for the feature film adaptation of Watchmen is up. Nothing there yet, really, but it's still neat to know it's there.

Saying Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark is better than his 2003 American debut, House of the Dead, is akin to praising syphilis for not being HIV. - from a review in Slant Magazine

Get a load of some of the upcoming merch for that Fantastic Four movie.

How would you like an iDog?

Hello there.

So this is my last week at Best Buy.
Yeah, I'm a little weird about it myself.
Bigger and better things, etc.

Speaking of bigger and better things.. or maybe just good things, whatever, apparently we (Mauxfaux)have been sought after by The Commercial Appeal for an interview. Since they didn't have our numbers the guy just started calling places we've played to see if anyone had a way to get in touch with us.
Thankfully, though by odd means, they were able to get in touch with us and we've got an interview and photo shoot with them today.

That's pretty exciting.

Also pretty exciting is the fact that I GOT MY FREE iPOD!
Part of me thought it wasn't really going to happen, but sure enough it showed up on my doorstep today, as promised.
Feel free to click here to get started towards getting a free one for yourself.
I mean, I did it, and it didn't cost me a penny for a $350 iPod.
How the hell can you beat that?

Okay, I think that's enough for now. I hope you're all well.

I'm working on a picture of Space Ghost.
Feel free to have a look at it, won't you? Click on said picture if you'd like to see a bigger version.

Any of you watch that show The West Wing?
Well, Caroline is a big fan, so we started watching the first season the other night.
It's really good so far. I'm sure that's not news to any of you.
Just thought I'd share my opinion.

We also watched Van Helsing the other night.
Wow.
I don't even know where to begin... I mean, really... just wow.
I mean, really.
So bad.
Remarkably bad.
Monumentally bad on a number of levels.
And yet, it's not as though I regret watching it.
What does that mean?

Speaking of movies with vampires and werewolves, why don't you take a look at these new stills from the sequel to Underworld, titled Underworld : Evolution.

If you're at all interested in comics you should know that this comes out tomorrow! And even if you aren't interested in comics, you should check it out.

http://www.deviantart.com/view/14675494/
That's a link for all of you to go visit.
It's a picture of Batman that I did recently (and very quickly I might add) using my tablet.
Feel free to let me know what you think.
You can also view the rest of my "gallery" there... http://thechrishaley.deviantart.com/gallery/

Comics are an endless source of entertainment ... even when they aren't trying to be funny.

Enjoy the trailer for Tim Burton's Corpse Bride.

Also, feel free to give this band, Eisley, a listen.
Caroline told me about them when we started going out and they're quite good if you're in the mood for their style of music. It's easy going, melody music... I think that's the best description I can give it.
If I'm not mistaken she also told me she's spent some time with one or more of the members.. so that's neat as well.
Oh, and their name used to be "Mos Eisley" (after a certain well known hive of scum and villiany) which might make some of you Star Wars fans more interested.

If this or this looks interesting to you, then you should learn more about SHARKNIFE.

Next week's exciting DVD releases :
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Aliens Vs Predator
Superman : The Animated Series Season 1
Batman : The Animated Series Season 2

Borat goes to a rodeo in Salem.

Look at how much fun comics used to be... and when I say fun, I mean ridiculous.

Ahhhhh!
Spectacular Astro Boy news!

Something special for everyone that's been enjoying RESIDENT EVIL 4 for Nintendo's cube-shaped gaming device.

My thanks to all the people who helped point me towards more information on the MacMini.

Did anyone else know that Rick Nielsen of Cheap Trick bought and is now the publisher of Cracked Magazine?

Sweet Christmas! Have you seen this new Mac Mini?! It's amazing! I wonder how much it's going to cost.

John Jakala's Highs and Lows of 2004 in the world of comics.

MY TOP 11 MOVIES OF 2004 (with commentary)

11. The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra - If you haven't seen this yet, you need to do so as quickly as possible. Well, actually, some of you probably wouldn't enjoy it, but MST3K fans would probably enjoy it.
10. The Punisher - I know there was a lot wrong with this movie (like it being set in Florida and primarily in the daytime!?!), but Thomas Jane WAS Frank Castle. I mean, nailed. He was perfect. That allows me to overlook some of the other problems.
9. Miracle - I like hockey. I like Kurt Russell. I like triumphant true stories. I like when people are able to achieve something greater than themselves. I like well made movies. This flick had all of the above.
8. Cold Mountain - It was a great movie. I don't know if I'd have liked it as much if Jude Law hadn't been in it, but I'm pretty sure I would have still liked it.
7. Kill Bill Vol. 2 - I'm sure anything that needs to be said about this movie has already been said a million times by people far wittier and/or more eloquent than I.
6. Anchorman/Starsky and Hutch/Dodgeball - I'm just going to consider these all one big movie where Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell and Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn got to goof around and have fun making themselves laugh.. which then makes all of us laugh.
5. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - See my commentary for KBV2.
4. Shaun of the Dead - One of us zombie fans really made good. I mean, Romero loved it for crying out loud. Found the perfect balance between comedy and horror and the comedy of horror. If you ask me, this flick did everything right in a way the Scary Movie series never will. In fact, I wish I hadn't even mentioned that series while I was talking about this fantastic film. Laugh out loud funny. Quotable funny. Spectacular zombies. Real emotion. Three ASH songs. What else do you need?
3. Spider-Man 2 - Left the original flick standing in the dust. It really should have been called The Amazing Spider-Man (as was originally planned) instead of just throwing a 2 at the end. Better performances all around. Much better in some cases. A seemingly better understanding of what makes Peter Parker who he is, as well as a better understanding of why he does what he does. A far better villain. Classic Sam Raimi flourishes. And, perhaps most importantly, more Spider-Man.
2. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow - I know most of you probably didn't even see this movie. That makes me very sad. It's coming out on DVD in a week or two. If you've ever thought I was right about anything go out and buy this DVD or at least rent it. I'm serious. If you like Indiana Jones or classic 1950s sci-fi or action movies that are safe to watch with your kids or parents or grandparents or beautiful people (Law, Paltrow, Jolie) or great special effects or late 1930s fashion or just good movies this is it.
1. The Incredibles - My favorite Pixar movie of all time. Arguably their best movie to date. Arguably the best superhero movie of all time. In my All Time Top 10 Movies list.

I guess the casting of the major roles for the new Superman flick is all set now. Kate Bosworth (Win a Date with Tad Hamilton, Beyond the Sea) will be Lois Lane, and Kevin Spacey (American Beauty, The Usual Suspects, Beyond the Sea) will be Lex Luthor.
Anyone else excited?

For anyone that has even a passing interest in the comic strips in your daily newspaper, webcomics, or just interesting commentary on things in general, I'd like to recommend you read this. It won't take you long, and you might learn something about something... or something.
Then feel free to go here and catch Gabe from Penny Arcade's take on the situation.

Check out the trailer for An Evening with Kevin Smith 2 : Evening Harder.

Well, I'm psyched. Katsuhiro Ôtomo (creator of AKIRA) has a new movie coming out. It's called Steamboy. Go watch the trailer.

Check out these amazing publicity photos from Episode III... unless you don't like Star Wars. If you don't like Star Wars, there's not much there for you.. and you're an idiot.

There may be a sequel to Shaun of the Dead. It may very well be called From Dusk til Shaun. Simon Pegg has said the only format he'll do said sequel in is comic book format. Apparently, Marvel and DC both have been in touch with him about this and comics in general.

This may be the first poster for the Natalie Portman starring adaptation of the Alan Moore masterpiece, V for Vendetta.

CHUD.com's Worst 10 Movies of 2004. A list that's worth reading if for no other reason than it features this quote : Saying that Van Helsing sucked is like saying Hitler wasn't fond of Jews.
That's hilarious.

You put Pop Tarts in it.

I think today's update will be mostly comic related. That okay with you? Good.

Graeme tells us why Identity Crisis was THE comic of 2004.

The 25 Most Important People in Webcomics in 2004.

James Kochalka... GO!

I saw The Phantom of the Opera tonight. I liked it. I didn't care for parts of it. I'd give it a 67,845 on a scale of 1 to 100,000.

The last I read, the death toll from the tsunami/tidal waves/earthquakes was over 125,000.
I'm sure the number is even higher by now. Where's the 9/11-style public outpouring from the celebrities etc. urging us all to help these people? Where's their benefit CD and concert and whatever else?
I read somewhere that medicine and aid is being rushed "as fast as possible" to the victims/survivors, but that the ratio of people in need to medicine and supplies is so one sided the people trying to give the aid are left asking who to give it to.
Who should get it first?
Should they just form a line and hope they make it to the front of the queue before they die?
Where does the wisdom to make these kinds of decisions come from?

The first official trailer for Robert Rodriguez' adaptation of Frank Miller's Sin City.

I don't know if any of you will be interested in reading this, but if you are, here's a really great interview with Grant Morrison on the upcoming Superman book he's working on and on Superman in general.

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape.
This is a guy who can thread a tank through the eye of a needle. He can see the weather in Beirut and he knows what air freshener you used in your house six months ago by the smell of your clothes. You don’t mess with this guy.
It bugs me to see even minor villains all being so patronizing to Superman. That’s just asking for it. I don’t care how arrogant you are, this is a guy you treat with respect, and you’d damn well better say his name in all caps while you’re at it. People who call him the ‘big boy scout,’ should probably understand that very few boy scouts have heat vision, super-speed and an unbeaten track record for making despots and psychotic geniuses kiss his fist. I strongly suspect most of the villain community says his name in hushed tones, if they say it at all.
- Gail Simone, writer

For all you Lemony Snicket fans.

Judas Priest have named their soon to be released album featuring the return of Rob Halford.
Angel of Retribution will hit stores all over the US on March 1.

Look forward to an AC/DC double DVD in April.

This idiot rendered me speechless by reaching for levels of thoughtlessness, insensitivity, and unadulterated ignorance I previously thought unattainable. If you were a fan of Dimebag, heavy metal, or even rock music in general (or even if just someone you care about was into any of those) you need to check it out.

Apprarently, Queen is about to go on tour.

Doug says Sideways is worth seeing. I don't know if it's playing where you are, but if it is, feel free to take his word for it as I plan on doing.

QUEEN guitarist Brian May- "We are all gutted to hear of the senseless and tragic death of Dimbag Darrell, who was shot by a 'fan' who climbed on the stage at a show of his new band, Damageplan. He was of course better known for his great playing in Pantera. Pantera were, I think, the first band that I and my son Jimmy both got equally excited about. It was Jimmy who first got me to see them. They were a great band, and Dimebag was an innovative and passionate player. Great musician. Terrible loss. My respects to him, to his family and friends. Also to those who were killed trying to save him and apprehend the gunman. RIP."

Cartoon characters and their skeletons.
Enjoy!

If you enjoyed the first poster for Batman Begins that debuted the other day, you might be interested to see the first international poster for the flick that debuted yesterday.
It's pretty rad.
We can all also look forward to seeing the second teaser trailer sometime next week.

The first trailer for Tim Burton's remake of Charlie & the Chocolate Factory.
Mr. Depp looks a little creepy in it at times, but I'm sure he gives a fantastic performance.

My Australian friend, Matt Pott, recently hipped me to this awesome bit of Astroboy merch.

Nice interview with Ryan Reynolds (aka Van Wilder) about the just released Blade : Trinity.

Holy crap, man!
I only need ONE MORE PERSON to sign up and complete one of the free trial offers, and I get my free iPod!
A lot of you signed up, but didn't complete one of the free offers, so if you're one of those people (or if you're a new person), I'd be very, very grateful if you would do so.
I wanted one of those iPods before just because they're cool and all, but now that I have no music whatsoever in my car after it got broken into Monday night, it'd be nice to have something to make my drives to school and work and around town a little less silent.

TVParty.com goes behind the scenes of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. Enjoy!

Well, look at that... a trailer for Bewitched. You know.. starring Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell.

Butch in the news again.

I sincerely hope you've all seen this by now, but if you haven't, here it is:
The first poster for BATMAN BEGINS.

This website is giving away all kinds of cool stuff! Go check it out!

The early details on Sam Raimi, Robert Tapert, and Bruce Campbell's upcoming remake of The EVIL DEAD.

Apparently Paul W.S. Anderson (the guy that directed AVP and Resident Evil) is going to write the next Aliens flick.

For those of you who haven't seen it, here's The Incredible Hulk's blog.

McFarlane announces the characters for Monsters Series 4. Clickitydoodah.

Palisades is now selling the Jim Henson Muppet figure.. and I know there are at least one or two really big Muppet fans out there besides myself.

How'd you like a free iPod?
I know I want one.
That's where you come in.
Click this link.
Complete one of the free offers.
Get some friends to do the same.
I get a free iPod.
You get a free iPod.
I heard about it from the Screen Savers on TechTV, and they said it was for real.
That's good enough for me.

The co-creator of The Flash died yesterday at the age of 88. Should you care to read more.

HEY! WE'RE PLAYING AT MURPHY'S!

Speaking of The Incredibles (as you may have seen me doing over in my journal), here's a great review of the flick.. which I have seen twice in the three days it's been out. The review does contain some spoilers though, so .. umm... beware, I guess, if you haven't seen it yet. I'll tell you they gave it a 9.3 out of 10.
You should probably just go ahead and leave and go see it right now.
I'll wait.

And since Christmas is right around the corner, I don't mind telling you that if you're looking for something to get me, look no further than The Incredibles Store at Amazon.com.

The Greatest American Hero is coming to DVD in February!
Here is your link to read more.

A fun interview with Bob and David.. of Mr. Show with Bob and David.

For those of you that are interested, I'm going to be selling A LOT of my favorite comics.
Here's an example.
If you think you might be interested in them, or know someone who is, please feel free to go check that out.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Enjoy this link!

The official teaser poster for STAR WARS : EPISODE III.

The robots are coming!

Check out these awesome screen shots from Mario Power Tennis for the Nintendo Gamecube!
In stores November 8.

The first footage from the new Fantastic Four movie.

Get yourself acquainted with the name, Brandon Routh, for he is officially the new Superman in Bryan Singer's huge upcoming film returning the Man of Steel to silver screens around the world.

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ! Get your heads out of your asses people!
I mean COME ON! Give me a break.

The trailer for America's sequel to The Ring, The Ring 2... which is oddly enough being directed by the Japanese guy who directed Ringu and it's sequel Ringu 2... though The Ring 2 is not a remake of Ringu 2.
My head hurts.

Christopher Reeve Paralysis Foundation
Artwork by Scott Kurtz - pvponline.com

The Worst Halloween Costumes of All Time.

You can listen to William Shatner's new album Has Been, which was produced by Ben Folds, right here for free. It also features Aimee Mann, Henry Rollins, and more.

This car sounds great.
Go read about it. I'm starting you off on page 3, so you'll have to go back and read pages 1 and 2. You can handle it.

Tyrannosaurus Rex may have had a nice coat of fluffy feathers.

I'm Gonna Beat Pac-Man music video. Worth seeing if you never have. Some bad language though.

You definatly know The Misfits. Unless you just
guessed...but if you answered them truely, then
you know them pretty good. Well, good job.


How well do you know The Misfits?
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Grand fucking news from Nintendo!
And, no, that's not sarcasm at all.
I'm dead serious.
This is awesome news.
Well, I mean, it's awesome news if you're a huge Nintendo fan like I am, or you have a Nintendo related tattoo.. like I do.

So there's this guy.
His name is David Benioff.
He wrote Troy and The 25th Hour.
He's going to be writing the Wolverine spin-off movie if Hugh Jackman agrees to star in it.
Chances are it will be called Weapon X or Wolverine : Weapon X.

Even more new alternate Super Mario names have been submitted!
Thanks go to Doug for all of these. E-me to submit your own.
- Super Mario World Police
- Super Mario Revolutions
- Super Mario Strikes Back
- Super Mario Microwavable Safe
- Super Mario Conjugal Visit
- Super Mario Three Ply
- Super Mario Speaker Phone
- Super Mario Turkish Gold

He also sent in these alternate Donkey Kong names.. for some reason.
- Donkey Kong Prepaid Postage
- Donkey Kong Jr. Literacy

Corey did this picture for me quite a while ago, and I forgot to put it up here.
It's awesome.
He's a genius.
I'm an idiot for not putting it up sooner.

It's time for another round of alternate Super Mario names! I'll be putting stars (*) next to the ones I think could actually end up as Mario games.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
- Super Mario Mandarin Chicken
- Super Mario Full Release
- Super Mario Laugh til ya Pee
- Super Mario Richard Grieco
- Super Mario Testerosa
- Super Mario Building Blocks*
- Super Mario Drug Runner
- Super Mario in Another Horse Adventure*
- Super Mario Does Pam Grier
- Super Mario Hits His Kids
- Super Mario Makes Out with a Dog
- Super Mario Steal Your Mail
- Super Mario Cable Hijack
- Super Mario Ninja High School : Year 12
- Super Mario Castle of Morphing Shit

I'm pretty sure you can thank Edward and Katie for all of those.

George W. and Tony Blair have a song they'd like to share with you.

Check out the Burden Brothers' new (and very Velvet Revolver-esque) video for Shadow.

Listen to the entire new R.E.M. album right here for free!



Which Tim Burton film character are you?
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This skeleton is a great dancer.
My thanks to Angela for sending this to me.

Check out the official Donkey Konga site.