You don't want to feel the phantom punch..

I've decided to start a new series here on the ol' blarg called, Reasons To Keep Living.


Mystery Science Theater 3000 : The Movie is being re-released on DVD this May after years of being out-of-print and ridiculously expensive on electronic-Bay.

Thanks to my favorite writer I own the original copy, but this is exciting news for those of you not lucky enough to be friends with the illegitimate love child of Alan Moore and Chris Onstad.