Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Get out of my dreams..

You may remember a former professional wrestler from the late 80s and 90s called The Ultimate Warrior. You may not. If you do remember him, you will most likely remember that when he would "cut promos" (which is to say, was interviewed or spoke directly to the camera) it was obvious that he was bat-shit insane.

Well, he has a blog now.
It is even crazier than when he was saying things like, "Dig your claws into my organs! Stretch into my tendons! Bury your angers into my bones! For the power of the Warrior will always prevail!"

Anyway, onto things that are filled with a little less utter madness.

Instructions: Open up your iTunes and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be.

How many songs total: 4703
How many hours or days of music: 12 Days : 3 Hours : 31 Minutes
Most recently played: Penny Arcade Podcast "The Spore Cult"

Most played: "FTW" by mc chris
Most recently added: Penny Arcade Podcast "The Spore Cult"

Sort by song title:
First Song: "ABC" by The Jackson 5
Last Song: "99 Ways To Die" by Megadeth

Sort by time:
Shortest Song: "I Just Found A Bag Of Fireworks (Dialogue)" from the Hot Rod Soundtrack (0:05)
Longest Song: NPR: Spoon in Concert 10-24-2007 (1:45:29)

Sort by album:
First album: "Abbey Road" by The Beatles
Last album: "4 Nights at Palais Royale" by Sloan

First song that comes up on Shuffle: "Baby Hates Me" by Danko Jones

Search the following and state how many songs come up:

Death - 48
Life - 69
Love - 189
Hate - 19
You - 537
Sex - 15

Found at Joel Carroll's livejay.


thomas said...

I'm not a wrestling fan, but I'm slightly obsessed with the Ultimate Warrior. That dude is nuts. And nobody likes him. Nobody. It's hilarious.

Also, having the Jackson 5 on your harddrive makes you exactly 64.7% cooler than those who do not. It's a fact.

chrishaley said...

Thomas - Ha! Outstanding. Cool levels are up and I now know of yet another of your unhealthy obsessions.

jason quinones said...

i liked the ultimate warrior. i liked him because he was bat shit nuts!!

but when i recently saw an old replay of him wrestling on espn classic his outfit made him look like a bad Poison knock off. he was covered in neon pink fringe fer christ sakes!!

the horrors the eyes of children overlook...

p.s.- he's got a pretty wordy blog for a dead guy. he is dead right???

chrishaley said...

Jason - Let me direct you here for the answer to that question.

april said...

you need to make me a mix cd of all the "sex" songs. because 15 is a good number of songs for a cd. and because i like sex.

jason quinones said...


so he's alive,considers himself(the warrior) an "intellectual property",quotes plato,and is now a political conservative!

and in the "mind" section where i thought i would find more of his literal musings i instead found t-shirts for sale!


chrishaley said...

April - I'll see what I can do.

Jason - I told you, man!

Joel Priddy said...

That blog makes for some good reading. Thanks for pointing the way!