You need to look at this comic.
It is by god-among-men, Scott Campbell.
You can and should see many, many more of his Double Fine Action Comics.
The reason I say you need to look at that comic is because it is one of the crucial ingredients in my next post.
In regards to this "next post", I am officially giving you real and true warning that what I am about to unleash on both you and the internet will be unquestionably looked back upon in the years to come (especially as the world is ending in 2012) as the internet's most unstoppable and greatest and most ultimate achievement... of all times... of ever... forever!