Thursday, January 03, 2008

Don't stop til you hit the ground..

28


I swear to you, answered this 100% truthfully.

UPDATE : If the thing isn't showing up properly, this is the link http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
and I could take out 28 five year olds.

9 comments:

jason quinones said...

wow!

i'm TOTALLY depressed right now!

Dylan said...

Dang!

Well, if I'm ever in a streetfight against a gang of feral 5-year-olds, I know who I want in my corner. Together we can defeat 52 of the ravenous rugrats! That's one for every week of the year!

Yay!

Dylan said...

And when you add in Jason, we can defeat 70 of the little buggers! Man, I am so going to pick a fight at the elementary school tonight.

chrishaley said...

Dylan- Sweet! Plus.. (puts hand next to face and looks around to see if anyone else is listening) now we know who not to count on when the 5 year olds start attacking.

jason quinones said...

well this has been fun and all but i've gotta go now as i've set up an appointment to do some sparring against a family of midgets!!

when the kid nation apocalypse comes upon us i'll be ready!

Baron Redijello said...

I can go thirty!

Sean George said...

Yeah, Chris, I can take out 30, but I think that scientifically means I'm an asshole with no moral boundaries.

april said...

when i clicked on the link here at work it said "the websense categorey 'violence' is filtered." HA! so i guess it's unprofessional to calculate how many 5-year-olds i could beat up? who knew?

josh said...

I could take 25. I feel like I'll be a valuable asset whenever the hordes of dead-eyed, sugar-slave fifth graders crest the horizon and invade our cities. I will not in any way hesitate to smash a fifth grader's head with another fifth grader.