"Why do you do what you do to me baby? Shakin' my confidence drivin' me crazy, You know if I could I'd do anything for you, Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you. Can't you just pretend to be nice? Could you at least pretend to be nice? If you could just pretend to be nice, everything in my life would be all right" - Josie and the Pussycats, "Pretend To Be Nice"

And now a quote on the science of funny: "Fire is funny. Clowns are funny. Clowns on fire are not funny."