For your viewing and laughing pleasure I now present to you the entire list of alternate Super Mario names as of today...
Ultimate Mario Murder Murder, Super Uncheap Mario Ultimate, Mario Left Handed, Mario Hula, Mario Sticky, Helluva Mario Shakabingbang, Super Mario Sanchez, Super Mario Tongue Love, Mario Sack, Super Mario Fat Ass Hip Hop, Mario Wash Dishes, Cajun Mario, Super Mario Plunder, Super Mario Bros. Moustache Groomer, Super Mario Jeep Detailer, Super Mario Plumber Bulge, Mario Big Pants, Mario Backhand, Mario Chop Shop, Mario Putt 'N Pass, Super Mario Chinstrap, Mario Chubby, Super Mario Grand Theft Illegal, Super Mario Cheap Hat, Mario Two Vans, Super Mario Sex with Polar Bears, Super Mario Box Social, Super Mario Pull Out Guns, Super Mario '68 Comeback Special, Super Mario Pillow Biter, Mario F-Bomb, Super Mario Fustercluck, Super Mario Double Pounder, Mario Let's Leave, Super Mario Spin Kick and Heart Attack, Super Mario Too Cold to Bowl, Mario Paxil, Super Mario Afro Trim, Super September Mario, Mario Misspeller, Super Mario Bitch Slapper, Super Mario Inflatable Dart Board, Super Mario Rubber Lover, Super Mario Sunglasses at Night, Super Mario Plumb Job, Mario Sutra, Super Mario Frisky Batter Mix, Super Mario File Sorter, Mario Love Gun, Super Mario Death Camp, Super Mario Old People, Super Mario Soul Glow, Super Mario Resident Evil, Super Mario Ghostbusters, Super Mario Universe, Super Mario My Finger Hurts, Super Mario Bros. Unplanned Pregnancy, Super Mario B-I-E-I-itch, Super Mario Hangover, Super Mario Divide and Conquer, Super Mario with a Vengeance, Super Mario Bros. Close to the Edge, Super Mario Bros. I Swear I Didn't Know It Was Loaded, Super Mario Never Dies, Super Mario Freestyle Freakout, Super Mario Ouchie Ouchie, Super Mario Too Much Water, Super Mario I Need to Sit Down, Super Mario Stuntpants, Super Mario Shake-A-Lot, Super Mario Likes Big Butts, Super Mario Waltz-Maker, Super Mario Funcoland, Super Mario Continuously Nonstopless, Super Mario Monster Monster Spooky, Super Mario Pie Hunter, Super Mario Wheelchair, and Super Mario Pumpkin Carver.

Finally something for the Super Monkey Ball fans!