Corey did this picture for me quite a while ago, and I forgot to put it up here.
It's awesome.
He's a genius.
I'm an idiot for not putting it up sooner.

It's time for another round of alternate Super Mario names! I'll be putting stars (*) next to the ones I think could actually end up as Mario games.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
- Super Mario Mandarin Chicken
- Super Mario Full Release
- Super Mario Laugh til ya Pee
- Super Mario Richard Grieco
- Super Mario Testerosa
- Super Mario Building Blocks*
- Super Mario Drug Runner
- Super Mario in Another Horse Adventure*
- Super Mario Does Pam Grier
- Super Mario Hits His Kids
- Super Mario Makes Out with a Dog
- Super Mario Steal Your Mail
- Super Mario Cable Hijack
- Super Mario Ninja High School : Year 12
- Super Mario Castle of Morphing Shit

I'm pretty sure you can thank Edward and Katie for all of those.

George W. and Tony Blair have a song they'd like to share with you.

Check out the Burden Brothers' new (and very Velvet Revolver-esque) video for Shadow.

Listen to the entire new R.E.M. album right here for free!



Which Tim Burton film character are you?
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This skeleton is a great dancer.
My thanks to Angela for sending this to me.

Check out the official Donkey Konga site.

This is so awesome!
Spider-Man reviews crayons!

After he's finished Episode III : Revenge of the Sith, George Lucas is talking about turning the Star Wars movies over to other writers/directors/etc. Read more.

Listen to the entire new Green Day album, American Idiot, for free right here.

You can also check out this fun clip from the set of Peter Jackson's King Kong featuring Jack Black.

Tim Wheeler (ASH) and Justin Hawkins (The Darkness) are forming a rock supergroup called White Slave. Click away!

Own Marty McFly's hat from Back to the Future 2!

A new 6 wheel sports car from Italy.

One man's list of the 25 Best Futurama Moments. Definitely worth reading whether you're a fan or have never seen it.. as it will make you want to watch it. You dig?

Saves the Day have been dropped from Dreamworks Records. This saddens me, as I feel In Reverie, their first and now only Dreamworks album, is possibly their best work.

More of the best commercials from the 80s!

Check out this site that shows off some of the changes made for the new DVD release of the original STAR WARS Trilogy. Then you can check this page out that has even more of the changes and updates along with commentary.

From NJ.com, The Jersey Journal has a great review of We 3 by Grant Morrison and Frank Quietly.
Go read it, and see if it sounds interesting to you.
Go on, I won't tell anyone.

I don't know about you, but I thought this was pretty funny.. in a wrong sort of way.
Also funny.. one .... two



If anyone is still looking for something to get me for my birthday (which is Friday), I have no problem telling you that I want that quite badly.
I've been in search of new watch for some time, and I think that's the one for me.
It can be found for purchase here.
In fact, I'd enjoy pretty much any of that Venture Bros. stuff.
And of course I'm still open to receiving anything from my Amazon.com Wishlist.. which is full of things that I wish I had.
It's even prioritized.

http://slackdaddy.org/flash/pentagon.swf
Everyone needs to watch this.

You are Robin! You lead the Titans, and you are
always looking for ways to stop Slade's evil
plans. You are the most normal character. Way
to go!

What Teen Titans Character are you?

Do us both a favor and read the Associated Press' great article on Identity Crisis.

Check out the official press thingie on the release of the first season of HOME MOVIES!

The Abridged Script for Catwoman. If you've never read one of these, they're always pretty funny, and this is a fine one with which to start.

Apparently, the Hulk now has a diary online... that you can read.

Rivers Cuomo and the rest of Weezer have lost their damn minds.

Why is Rob Liefeld the most hated man in comics?

The entire opening title sequence for the new series The Batman is now available for your online viewing pleasure.

Going back on everything he said he was going to do, Kevin Smith is making a sequel to Clerks... which is fine with me. I don't know about that title though.

Steven Seagal may play the villian in Rush Hour 3.

Craig Kilborn has resigned from CBS' The Late Late Show. If I'm not mistaken Friday night was his final episode. I have a hard time imagining where he'll go from here.

They're making a sequel to Deuce Bigalow for some reason.

The people that brought us Wallace & Grommit and Chicken Run are working on a new film called Flushed Away which is set to feature the vocal talents of Sir Ian McKellan and Andy Serkis from The Lord of the Rings Trilogy as well as Sir Ian McKellan and Hugh Jackman from the X-Men flicks.


“Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Republican National Convention!” more hilarity from CHUD.com