I should be dead.

Rachelle has posted pictures from her trip to my favorite place on earth, Universal's Islands of Adventure in Orlando, Florida.
It made me want to do the same, but this one of Victor and myself (from 3 or 4 years ago) was all I could find. I'll have to look for more when I get home from work.
As you can see from the photo (which has notes if you click on it), I'm alive today only by the grace of Doom's rarely seen mercy.
Also, I think he swiped my wallet.