"If my heart could sing, it would say your name..." - New Found Glory

On to happier subjects such as more alternate names for the new Super Mario game for the Nintendo Gamecube: Super Mario Frisky Batter Mix, Super Mario File Sorter, Mario Love Gun, Super Mario Death Camp, Super Mario Old People, Super Mario Soul Glow.
And in case you were thinking of not clicking on the Super Mario link above, well you'd better think again and click on it.

I hope you all checked this comic out, because I think it's pretty funny... and I'm not just saying that because I wrote it either. I went back and read it and it made me laugh, so I think that qualifies as pretty funny.