And everything you think it's about..

At some point earlier this year I started writing (and abandoned) alternate lyrics to the old Spider-Man theme song.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does whatever I tell him too
Spins a web, hits on guys
Catches thieves with curly fries

That's as far as I got.
This honestly made me laugh when I rediscovered it, so I thought I'd share it as a Christmas present to you.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!