Okay, here's the deal.
Imagine Rocky, but instead of boxing, it's wrestling.
Then set it in Japan instead of America.
Then replace an Italian guy with a giant squid.
After you've stopped going insane, watch the trailer.
 
Speaking of Asian insanity, you might as well watch this trailer also.
 
Check out this e-card for the new ASH single, Starcrossed.
You can also enter to win an XBOX.