It's times when I see funny things like this that it really makes me wish I had my own place with some roommate that would do something stupid to my Gamecube. I mean, sure, on the one hand, my Gamecube would be off God knows where in God knows who's hands having God knows what done to it, but on the other hand I'd have someone to choke to death, and if that doesn't make for some funny and interesting stories at the next social gathering I attend then I don't know what will.

Now here's a superpower to have if ever I have seen one!