Seanbaby reveals the secrets to becoming a SUPERHERO!
Wait.. on second thought, none of you should go read this.. umm.. cause, I just remembered, Seanbaby said I was the only one who should read it.. and cause it's rigged to blow your eyeballs up if you read it without knowing the special code he gave me... so that only I could read it.
So yeah.. if you want to keep your eyeballs not blown up you'd probably better not read it.
In a completely unrelated matter, if anyone knows how to sew spandex or make majestic, yet comfortable capes, I would appreciate it if you would get in touch with me.

Mick Foley may soon be starring in his very own action detective series on the Columbian Broadcasting Service.. or CBS as some call it. It couldn't be any worse than most of the other crap they show.. and hey, it might even be good.

I'd be lying if I said reading this article about Bill Watterson didn't make me sad. The man created the greatest comic strip ever in my opinion, and now he refuses to do anything but be a recluse.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. - Calvin