If you say we're not alone..

Cracked.com's Dan O'Brien's Diary of a Confused White Man.

Up all nights..

Cracked presents us with The 11 Most Retarded Fictional Weapons.

How now..

Meet the ReGEN; half yo-yo, half MP3 player and just a pinch retarded.

From Cracked.com's 8 Old School Toys That Got Badass Makeovers.

What's all the racket..

Yes, Batman is going to take off his clothes for money... like your mom.

Cracked.com brings us The 20 Most Ridiculous Batman Comics Ever Released.

Well, it comes to be..

As is my solemn duty, I bring to your attention Cracked.com's 6 Famous Unsolved Mysteries (With Really Obvious Solutions).

Uncle Stripper wants you..

This one hits pretty much all the GI Joe vehicle high spots: Huge glass cockpits, a scarily exposed turret, and the ability to launch smaller, more comical vehicles. The only thing missing from this is about 12 dudes hanging off of it, but for all I know, they could be on the other side. - via Cracked.com's The 20 Stupidest G.I. Joe Vehicles Ever

I don't mind telling you that I personally owned 5 of their top 20 (including the HAVOC there), and personally thought 10 of their top 20 were completely radical.

Especially the HAVOC.

I still have to talk it over with the guys..

Yeah, go ahead and check this out too.

It's just my way of unwinding..

In honor of The Dark Knight making it's merry way to DVD tomorrow, I thought now would be as good a time as any to share Cracked.com's The 6 Most Pointlessly Elaborate Movie Murder Plots.

We know why..

Cracked brings us 5 Upcoming Remakes of 80s Movies (That Must Be Stopped)

Everything is gone..

Cracked.com brings us 15 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped.

I'm tired of all the pain..

Cracked.com helps you understand what you need to do to not just survive a fight with 20 children, but win!

Because it hasn't...

Cracked.com brings us Bat-Battle : Who's the Best Movie Batman Ever?

Until the day you die...

Speaking of video games, everyone needs to read The 7 Commandments All Video Games Should Obey at Cracked.com.

May eat at the elite table..

20 Celebrity Endorsed Products Too Awesome to Exist.

It was actually sorta viscous..

Why don't we just make a day of these Cracked.com links I need to share with you?
Whaddaya say?

The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Movie Monsters

Just so you know, I would happily camp out a week in advance to see #3.

Highly suspicious of you...

Cracked. com brings you 30 Video Game Villain Recruitment Posters.
Mortal Kombat, Duck Hunt, and Star Fox are also strongly represented.

Caught in a nasty place..

The 5 Most Insane Celebrity Comic Book Cameos
Yeah, I'll do two link posts to Cracked.com articles in one day.
I'm not scared.

Not a production or art error..

20 Insane Supervillain Schemes In Flowchart Form
I don't know if you've caught on or not yet, but Cracked.com is hilarious.