The Simpsons meets Grand Theft Auto.

Wow, this news makes me happy.

I don't really give a rip about Harry Potter (take it, leave it, whatever), but this news also seems good.

I've seen some people get beat up in my day, but I don't think I've ever seen a dude get wailed on like this before by a lady. And to make matters worse he keeps coming back to be beat mercilessly about the neck and face again and again. Special thanks to Shawn for bringing this to my attention.

I saw a "Guilt Free Fruit Cup 6-Pak" at the store today. If you're feeling guilty over a fruit cup you go to hell.