I'm serious, kids.
New things are moving and changing and growing and showing almost everyday at the new band website, MAUXFAUXROCK.NET.
Do me, the rest of the band, and yourself a favor and go check it out.
Add it to your favorites.
Sign up for the mailing list.
The whole nine.
We love you long time.

From Reuters -
Among the North American records set by Revenge of the Sith were best one-day, two-day, three-day and four-day sales. It also managed to beat the five-day record. After opening just after midnight on Thursday, "Revenge of the Sith" earned $50 million during its first day, beating the $44.8 million tally for "Shrek 2" last year. The record-breaking streak continued into the second day ($83.8 million) and third day ($124.7 million). Its four-day haul of $158.5 million beat the old mark of $134.3 million set by 2003's "The Matrix Reloaded" -- as well as the five-day mark of $152.4 million set by 2004's "Spider-Man 2."

Everyone please go to the ALL-NEW MAUXFAUX WEBSITE and give it the old once over. Heck, we'll even let you give it the old twice over.
Be sure to sign up for our mailing list in the Currents section!
We'd certainly appreciate it.


The World of Video Games
New details, images, and videos from the upcoming Age of Conan game.

Or if you don't like Conan, why not have a look at the upcoming game based on the movie, The Warriors.

Final Fight returns!

Meet the Game Boy Micro. Or read the "Hands On" here.

The international trailer for Batman Begins. Far superior to it's American counterpart.

Don't know if I'd mentioned this before, but the Thundercats are coming to DVD on August 8, and you can have a look at the first set right here.

Don't forget that this Tuesday sees the release of The Adventures of Pete & Pete : Season One on DVD.

Time (the magazine) has gotten the real (or as real as can be hoped for) scoop on what's going on with Dave Chappelle. He's down in South Africa, but he's not in a mental institution, and you can read the interview here.

For those that are interested that Carnivale show on HBO has been cancelled.

In news I was interested to hear Stephen Chow says he may make a sequel to Kung Fu Hustle... which if you haven't seen yet, you really should.

Speaking of sequels, this sounds both exciting and makes me nervous, but there's also going to be a follow-up to The Dark Crystal. It's going to be called The Power of the Dark Crystal. Puppets and CGI. Animated series after the movie. Computer and video games as tie-ins.

Oh! I almost forgot. Also speaking of sequels, did you kids know they're making The Transporter 2? Well, they are. I liked the first one enough that I'd be willing to actually see this one in the theaters. Have a look at the poster.

Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz are making a western called Bandidas.

Tommy Lee Jones is directing and starring in a movie written by Dwight Yoakam. I kid you not.

Just so there's no confusion, that panel with the Joker from a Batman comic back in the '50s has not been doctored in any way.
For those who are unfamiliar with the term, a boner used to mean a goof up or laughable mistake.
If someone pulled a boner, that meant that they had goofed up or messed up.

Surely I'm not the only one who thought that was hilarious.

Oh man.. that is too rich.

If you don't think this is great, I really don't have anything to say to you.
It takes a little bit to download, but it's worth every second if you're at all a fan of Star Wars, Lego, or things that are fun.

Picture of the Day.
I thought it was hilarious.

101 Things You're Not Supposed to Know About Disneyland.

Check out how awesome this picture is...

Hey kids.
So Saturday night is Mauxfaux's big show at the Young Avenue Deli.
The show starts at 8 I think, and we play at 10:30PM on the dot.
There will be 7 other bands playing that night as well.
I'm nervous with the butterflies in my stomach just trying to write this... so I hope you actually read it.
The tickets for this show are $10 if you want to get one from me before the show or $18 at the door.
I know a lot of you are probably thinking about or already maybe planning on going to MusicFest, but I sincerely hope you'll consider coming to see us if never again, this one night.
It's a voting thing and we need as many people as possible there to vote for us, because if we don't advance to the next round it may be our last show.
Without getting into the details of it all, I'll just say that some people aren't happy with the current state of things and if someone leaves, I think that's the end of it.
I really wish that wasn't the case.
I wish our schedules could all be a lot easier to coordinate and we could get things back to the practicing twice a week days, but that doesn't look to be possible at the moment.
I've been really upset/sad/sick to my stomach pretty much constantly for the last five days or so over it.
I hate that we've wasted a name change, 3 drummers, and almost 3 years of hard work developing a following and building a chemistry and making our music mean something to at least some of you.
So yeah, I'm sorry this isn't coming out exactly like it should.
The point is, I'd be really grateful to any and all of you if you could make it to this one show.
If you need to get in touch with me about tickets or anything else or if you just want to say anything about the band, feel free to respond.

I sincerely hope that this Saturday is not our last show, because I love this band, and I love playing with the four other guys in this band.
If it is our last show though, I want you all to know that it's been a lot of fun and I hope you all know how much I've appreciated your time and support of Mauxfaux.

best.
chrishaley

This is interesting if you're a fan of Bugs Bunny... honestly though, if you're not a fan of Bugs Bunny, I have no idea what you're doing here.

The Completely Uncensored, Unbelievably True Ren & Stimpy Story.

A step-by-step animated guide to how we get the music we so enjoy.
I thought this was really funny, and you probably will too.

This is it.
The first shot of Brandon Routh as SUPERMAN.
From what I've heard, this may not end up being the final version they end up using, but if it is, it could be a lot worse. The "S" being so small is my only real complaint.
I think Routh looks the part... which is good to see.

Get the new Weezer album for only $4.99.

Playboy on the PSP?

Conan (the Barbarian, not the O'Brien) is coming to a PC near you.. in game form no less.

That certainly looks like a good Clark Kent to me.

Todd McFarlane is going to be releasing a line of action figures based on runaway smash weirdo comedy, Napolean Dynamite.
Figures planned for the first release are Napolean, Pedro, and Kip.
I'm sure they'll sell like hotcakes... to many of the people reading this I'd bet.

Ray Park (Darth Maul) may be back as Toad in the third X-Men flick.

Speaking of X-People, Hugh Jackman may play a young Pa Kent in a flashback scene in the upcoming Superman Returns.
You can also go here to check out some of the first photos of Brandon Routh as Clark Kent. I'll be damned if that guy doesn't look like Christopher Reeve. Also, you should probably watch this and see what you think. If you're at all interested in the Superman flick, or (and this is a big "or") in the upcoming King Kong that Peter Jackson is making, you'll want to watch it. Seriously.

Certainly anyone who's a fan of Calvin & Hobbes (and there'd damn well better be a number of you reading this) will be interested in checking this out.
You're Christmas list just got one item longer.


Who wouldn't like a plush Bruce Campbell?
More info here..

The Ren & Stimpy Show : Season 3 & A Half-ish will be released on DVD on June 28, 2005. Thought some of you might be interested in keeping your calendar's updated.

A release I've been looking forward to for a long time, the first season of Tales From the Crypt will be available on July 12.

This was funny enough that I felt like sharing it with the lot of you.
Enjoy.