It's a happy day for yours truly, as this Superman news was announced yesterday.

Southaven made it into the news!

HAPPY FREAKIN' HALLOWEEN!

The delightfully wicked little mummy on the front page was brought to you via myself and Steve-O.
SpooOOooky Noochies!

Special Halloween Picture of the Day!
Also, a whole mess of monster wallpapers.
Also check out Universal Steve for even more monstery goodness!
Just what you've always wanted to see: The Monsters Go Disco!

In my opinion there's something kinda Halloween-y about the Aliens and the Predators.. so here's some new goodies about the Alien Versus Predator flick.

What's eating at Nintendo? Really good article.

discover your jack-o-lantern face @ quiz me

For the Spider-Fans, a pretty nifty little site called The 1981 Spider-Man Cartoon Webpage.

If you enjoyed Mario Twins, then you should enjoy "The End of the World."

Something Awful seems to think Radiohead sucks... are they right?

Even more for the Spider-Fans, as this should make them very happy... and if it doesn't, I don't think they're really that big of a fan.

As most everyone knows by now, I'm a really big fan of The Fairly OddParents.
So here's a nice article on what a huge hit the show is becoming.

For everyone who's excited about Final Fantasy XI.

More Halloween Safety Tips..
18. Beware of strangers bearing strange tools. For example: chainsaws, nail guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws or any devices made from deceased companions.

19. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. (It's a toss-up. We know.) This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad, committed suicide, died in some horrible fashion, OR had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house.

20. (And perhaps the most important..) Always get out as soon as the scary music starts playing.

Pumpkin Simulator 2003!
It's honestly, too much fun.

More Halloween Safety Tips..
15. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them off immediately. You'll thank yourself later.

16. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're already in trouble if you recognize this one), anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine. Also, California and Ohio are good spots to avoid this and every other time of year. I mean, the answer's in the question.

17. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway and most likely be eaten.

A short history of zombies, and how to fight them should you run into some.

I'm not sure if I've said anything about this before, but they're making a Man-Thing movie.
For those of you who aren't Marvel fans, get your mind out of the gutter!
Man-Thing is kinda like Marvel's version of DC's Swamp Thing.
If there wasn't a lawsuit back in 1971, I'd be very surprised.

Picture of the Day.

More Halloween Safety Tips...
11. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.

12. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.

13. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're absolutely sure you know what you're doing.

14. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

Two news stories for the G.I. Joe fans: one and two.

The first promo pics for Alien vs Predator!

X-E reviews McDonald's Halloween Happy Meals.

Some great pictures of the new AstroBoy game for GameBoy Advance.

A listing of reasons my television won't be leaving AMC starting this Sunday.

It's being predicted, based on initial sales reports, that The Adventures of Indiana Jones - The Complete DVD Movie Collection is going to become the best selling box set of all time. Early estimates are showing that it made something like $28,000,000 in it's first twenty-four hours on the shelves.

Picture of the Day.

These look fantastical. I hope to own a few.

"Blessed are the huge, scaly monsters, for they shall doubtlessly inherit the earth unless something awful happens with the temperature." - Eddie Izzard

James Kolchalka and his kid make me wish I had a kid sometimes..


More Halloween Safety Tips..
7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.

8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat,GET THE HECK OUTTA THERE!!!

9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits, just get out.

Halloween fun the likes of which we don't even deserve: Dracula Tells a Joke!

This was far too funny.
My thanks to Alex for sharing it with me.
She's a character.


Check it out!

One more time kids, what does chrishaley love?
That's right...
ZOMBIES.

I don't even know where to begin with this one.. perhaps Edward will.

X-Entertainment's Halloween Countdown 2003!

More Halloween Safety Tips...
4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.

5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone.

6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
More to come...

GO here to read more!

Watch Alex Ross work his magic... click.

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.
- Jack Handey

If you haven't already, for the love of all you hold dear, go out and buy the CD Permission to Land by The Darkness.

How'd you like to get a look at some early preview type stuff for Pixar's The Incredibles?
I thought you might.
Also, (as though I needed more incentive to go see this flick) I just learned Jason Lee is going to be part of the vocal cast for what is sure to be my favorite Pixar movie ever.
And may I add that in the two seconds he appears in this little preview, he was fantastical.

You liked Pirates of the Caribbean.
We all know you did.
We all know we liked it as well.
We all liked it a lot.
This is good news... if you were hoping for more.

Someone had a good idea, to make toys of the classis Universal Monsters. But they decided to release them in January/February of 2004, instead of ... oh, I don't know, OCTOBER!

A few Halloween Safety Tips..
1) When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.

2) Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even just for kicks.

3) Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
more tomorrow...

Picture of the day... zoom!


You'd turn into a War Horse. Strong, brave and
loyal like a war horse you are protective of
family and friends and generally polite and
freindly to people you dont know or just met.
However your attitude can change quickly if
your family or friends are threatened in anyway
and you quickly fight it off. However because
of your protective attitude you can oftern find
yourself getting angry and interfering if you
see anyone being threatened and cant defend
themselves.
What animal would you turn into?
brought to you by Quizilla

For those of you who have not seen it yet, the new (and completely wicked) picture of Thomas Jane as The Punisher is right here..

Now if that's not the mf'in' Punisher I don't know what is!
Go read more at CHUD.com.



Jolly good, wot! Anyone for tennis? That'll be ten ponies, guv. You're the epitome of everything that is english. Yey :) Hoist that Union Jack!
How British are you?
this quiz was made by alanna

Picture of the day.

The only movie I'm looking more forward to seeing than this is Return of the King.
That should tell you that I'm looking forward to seeing this quite a bit.

The Top 11 Draculas.

This officially scared the crap out of me.

Ash (not the band) may be making a triumphant return to the big screen!

This isn't terribly funny, but it's worth checking out for the pictures alone.

As though I'm not going to link to an article called "Nintendo Overdose : Lessons in Life, Love, and the English Language."

Mario is too much pimp.

If there ever comes a time where this doesn't make me laugh... I just hope I don't have to come up with an end to that sentence.

Someone finally has the answer : Why Star Trek sucks.

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
- Jack Handey

Why are legal pads yellow?

The best explanation of the greatness of cookies that I've heard.

The Top 11 Minions of Skeletor.

Picture of the Day.

If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
- Jack Handey

The official site for Mario Kart Double Dash! is now up and running. It's worth checking out just for the wallpapers.

Speaking of Mario.. why not check out Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom Part 1.
Someone put a lot of time and effort into making this, and it shows... big time.

The full scoop on Sony's new PSX.. complete with shiny pictures!

This spoke directly to the kid in me, and made me smile.
Of course, it's not like you have to talk too loud to get to him as he's pretty near the surface at all times.

Maybe he deserves some of that money.

I'm sure I'm not the only one excited about QT's Kill Bill Vol. 1 am I?
News on the flick's anime sequence(s).

We won't see this on TV... but we should.
Because it's funny.

If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
- Jack Handey

For those of you stuck at work, or just looking to kill some time, I've found the game Rocket Mania to be quite enjoyable. However, if you are at work, I'd recommend cutting the sound down.

A website that's touting itself as the "World Leader in Canadian Satire" has a fifteen step plan to taking over the world as devised by "Captain Electro."

This may be the best photograph of Brittney Spears ever taken... even though I'm sure it's been digitally "enhanced."