Nicole Kidman's Nintendo DS Ad.

Something evil's watching over you...

So, I saw a sneak preview of TRANSFORMERS last night.
I'm not sure if I want to write any kind of review, but I wanted to at least mention that I've seen it.
And I have opinions.

UPDATE
Speaking of movies, Robert of Ye Olde Comic Blogge has a great new post up about comics and movies and the state of both.
You should read it.

Every night is the last night.

So, I know I'm late, but here's my quick reviews of some of last week's comics.


Flash v.4 #13 - Winner of the "Worst comic I've read since the last issue of All Star Batman" award. This issue, as was the case with the 12 issues before it, stars a character DC tells us is "Bart Allen", but who is not Bart Allen by any stretch of the imagination. I have every issue of Impulse and Young Justice, I know what I'm talking about. This issue differs from the previous 12 though, because they kill this character they claim is "Bart". This would have really upset me if the character that died was the Bart Allen we've known for all those years prior to Infinite Crisis (aka "Psshh! Man, fuck Young Justice!" as Mr. Didio calls it).
By amazing coincidence, this happens at the same time that the Justice League of America and the Justice Society of America and the Legion of Super-Heroes of America are over in JLA #10 bringing back Wally West.
I'm more than happy to have Wally back, but that's because he never should have been taken away from us in the first place.


Justice League of America #10 -
Your first assignment for Clusterfuck 101 : Write an issue of JLA.
Due date : Whenever you get around to it.
Extra credit : Get Michael Turner to create another artistic abomination for the cover.


Countdown 45 - With a cover like that you'd think some really awesome stuff happens in this issue.
You'd be wrong.


Captain America #27 - Who knew Bucky was going to grow up to be such a badass? Godspeed on your mission to kill Tony Stark since the big, bad, scary, super-angry, Green King version of the Hulk couldn't get the job done.
Also, Buck, nice job on nailing Black Widow. All the better if it was while she was involved with Tony.


Incredible Hulk #107 - This ish was definitely a better read than the first issue of World War Hulk #1, and I'm really glad to see Marvel show that there would be people on the Hulk's side.


Iron Man #19 - I just liked this cover.


Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four #3 - I think there were 4 or 5 books with Spider-Man in them last week, and this was the only one you should bother reading. There's really only one thing to complain about with this book, and it's the same complaint I have with Jeff Smith's Shazam, and that's that it's going to be over after only 4 issues.


The Spirit #7 - You don't really need me to tell you this is good, do you?

How do you do it?

That's an old line.

If you like candy, what is your favorite kind and why?

What you need is a rocket..

1) I just found out I must buy this game.

2) Enjoy these new pictures from The Dark Knight (aka Batman Continues to Begin/Batman Won't Stop Beginning/Batman Keeps On Keepin' On).

You'll notice Batman can now move his head from side to side and up & down.

And here's the new "Bat-cycle".

My review of Countdown 46.

Congratulations to DC Comics, Paul Dini, Jimmy Palmiotti, Justin Gray, and anyone else that was involved with the grossest line of dialogue I've read in a long, long time...


So, "made of stillborn babies" monster is saying that not only is he going to eat Mary Marvel/Black Mary's skin, but he's going to suck the shit out of her intestines and then eat said poop. Dubya. Tee. Eff.

Between Luke Cage's infamous "FOOM!" and this, comics are really for the whole family in 2007.

Life Meter 2!

The cat's out of the bag!
The Streets of Rage comic that Curt and I did a few months back will be appearing in the Life Meter 2 comic anthology.
From Life Meter...

"Debuting at the MoCCA Art Fest in NYC on June 23rd...Life Meter Volume 2

Following the success of last year’s mini-comic that sold out by the second day of the MoCCA Art Festival, this new collection will feature over 100 pages of videogame-inspired comic strips and cartoon art from an impressive range of comic artists and animators. This graphic novel-length anthology includes an 11-page MEGA MAN story by Matt Loux, the Harvey Award-nominated creator of Side Scrollers from Oni Press; a shoujo manga take on The LEGEND OF ZELDA by TokyoPop artist Queenie Chan (The Dreaming); and a gorgeous cover inspired by the cult favorite game NIGHTS INTO DREAMS by Flight artist, Bannister."

You can check out a full rundown of everything in the book by clicking here.

You can imagine how excited we are to have our little comic nestled alongside work from such a distinguished group of talented artists.

BONUS LINK!
After you get done checking all of that out, click here to see Sean and I representing Memphis' finest comic stop and our favorite place to dress alike.

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

(art from Dork #11 by Evan Dorkin, two minute colors by me)
This is infuriating.
The short of it is a guy here in Memphis got fired from his job at a local theater for writing a negative review of the new Fantastic Four before it's nationwide release.
The studio got mad and called the theater's management.
Management fires the guy.
You know, maybe the studio should work a little harder at not making shitty movies instead of just trying to silence people who give their movies a negative review.
Just a thought.
Once again, I'm literally angry with rage.

Mars Forever!

I wait for signals.

So, I've got this superhero character I've made up named Tiger Claw.
He's something along the lines of a pop-hero.
Think Madman, X-Statix.. you know, come to think of it imagine he lives in the Allred-verse and that should give you an idea of what I had in mind.
Point is, I've been working for a while on some kind of logo/emblem to go on his chest and I haven't cared for anything I've come up with so far.
This is where you come to my rescue.
I've toyed around with circles and other shapes with tiger paws in them, shapes with a T in them, shapes with claw marks in them, etc. Nothing has felt right.
I'm happy to admit that this may be due to my own artistic shortcomings and not due to those being bad ideas.
I'd post pictures of what the rest of his costume looks like, but it might change completely with a truly inspired emblem.
I'll say that he is a superhero, he has a utility belt, and he carries a ray gun.
If anyone wants to give something a shot, please feel free.

You run for cover in this heat.

http://www.mcfly2015.com/

LOL!

Yes!

The Monster Squad is finally coming to DVD!
Is this news incredibly exciting to anyone else?

I continue to be angry with rage!

This just in!
Bush to scientific progress, "Go fuck yourself."

My thanks (?) to April for bringing this one to my attention.

I'm literally angry with rage.

Bush to Earth and all it's inhabitants, "Go fuck yourself."

We've been in space for quite some time.

Ok, it's time for the "What is Jimmy Olsen Screaming?" Meme.
Take your pick.

Now I'm into the clear...

Superboy.
I originally drew this for Joe Martini back at Christmas, but I've only just now gotten around to coloring it.
The picture's a variation on an earlier picture of Superman I did based on the work of Ed McGuinness.
This is probably the most pleased I've ever been with a coloring effort.
Comments and critiques are welcome.

Bargain Bin.

Amazon has the 2-Disc Special Edition of Superman 2 for less than $10.
There is no good reason not to buy this if you don't already have it.

Dollar trades near four-month high.

So, some things were either made known to me or realized by me today.

1) If I'm ever asked in a trivial fashion what Green Lantern's weakness is, I now have a much better answer than the one you're thinking of.

2) People are much more interested in reading cute girls' blogs than mine or any other guy's.

3) Dorothy (as in Judy Garland). Really quite attractive. I wouldn't go so far as to say "hot", but.. kinda hot.