You hurt me!

Guess what day it is?
It's Comic-Con Photo Parade Batday!


I got to see the newly refurbished Batmobile.
Curt and I were working on a plan to steal it that never panned out.


Then I met Batman!
I cropped out the creepy Robin he had with him.
Trust me, things are better this way.


Then I met this Robin who wasn't particularly creepy at all.
He was more friendly than creepy.
Great costume too.


Then April met Catwoman!
This was about as close to seeing Catwoman walk out of the comic as I think was possible. She had the costume, the look, and the attitude all down perfectly.
This was definitely the hottest picture I took at the show.
April was a little flustered after this.
Here's another picture of that Catwoman I found elsewhere.

Yowza!

This could be your lucky day.

No, you aren't hallucinating, I'm posting this picture again.
Why am I doing this? What's it to you, pal?! It's my blog, I can do whatever I damn well feel like doing.

I'm sorry. I'm a little tired.
So, I'm re-posting this picture, because I've added a veritable plethora of notes to the photo.


I met Beastmaster.
This picture is also covered in notes if you click upon it.


Curt : Get my picture with this furry!
This was the creepiest picture I took at the con.

A bag of Oreos.

One of the cutest things I saw at the con.
It's a little kid dressed as Capt. Kirk.
He and his folks were with another family who's little boy was dressed as Spock.
Adorable.

The Return.

I may never be this happy again.

Go ahead, take a peek.

Another of my many powers.

So, Curt and April and I leave for San Diego tomorrow.
For Comic Con.
I'm very excited and also very nervous.
I don't care for flying.
I also have no idea what to expect at the Con.
I have high hopes.
Anyway, I doubt I'll be doing any updating between now and next week so here's a mess o' stuff until then.

Cyclops wants kisses.


Spidey 2099 as drawn by Cory Walker and colored by me.


This is a Superman I drew and colored using a color scheme I borrowed from a Jon Morris picture of Superboy.

You may never sleep again!

Tattoos drawn by me : If you' d like to see the robot of mine that Kat got a tattoo of, feel free to click.

Dethklok/Metalocalypse Update : The new season starts Sunday, Sept. 16. The 1st Season DVD is released Tuesday, Sept. 18. The Dethalbum will then be released Tuesday, Sept. 25. Also, I will be purchasing these next week, as they're being sold exclusively at SDCC.


LOLKIDS : Why not?

It's so dark.

So here's one of the Flashes Jason Latour drew for me that I have now colored.
Below are 3 alternate versions of the same coloring job.. the backgrounds are different.

Feel free to tell me which of the 4 you prefer.

I don't mind.

My friend, Kat, got another tattoo of artwork I've sent her over the years. (She also has a chrishaley robot tattoo.)
This one is of a zombie, and the tattoo artist really made it look exactly like the way I drew it.
Crazy.

I never wanted it to end.

You can't tell me this is anything other than the greatest thing you've ever seen.
No exaggeration, I will probably buy a case of these.
I'll have a set for work, a set for the car, a set for the living room, and a set for the bathtub.
I'm already imagining the second wave which, in my perfect world, would be made up of :
Big Barda (Full Armor), Kalibak, Highfather, Mantis, and a Parademon.
This of course leads to the third wave :
Big Barda (let's call it her alternate costume), Metron, Forager, Desaad, and Steppenwolf.
Anyone agree or disagree with my character choices?
Ok, DC Direct, let's get started.

You don't need to see my credentials.

Man, forget DC bringing back (and subsequently screwing up) the multiverse, this guy is trying to prove that it really exists!

From a CNN.com story on Geniuses Who Will Change Your Life :
Nima Arkani-Hamed thinks big. He has a theory that our universe is one of an infinite number of universes -- meaning the largest thing we can wrap our minds around is actually pretty tiny
He didn't pull the "multiverse" out of thin air, though. After becoming a Harvard professor at age 30, Arkani-Hamed first made a name for himself by suggesting that our universe is five-dimensional. Then he moved on to the multiverse, theorizing that our own universe has a hidden feature called "split supersymmetry," which means that half of all particles have partner particles.

The theory will be tested soon in Switzerland's brand-new Large Hadron Collider (LHC), and if the LHC finds Arkani-Hamed's partner particles, it could prove that the multiverse is real -- and that our place in it is that much smaller.

Are you fucking kidding me?!
This has got to be one of the most exciting scientific news things I've ever heard.
Of course, that means it also has the potential to be the most terrifying.

For no reason other than the tenuous DC/multiverse connection, here is a picture of a young Superman (we can't call him that other name any more) I did a while back and never got around to putting up here.
It's different. Feel free to let me know what you think.

Climbing the walls.

This just in, Nintendo > Sony.
Noted commentator Chris Haley was quoted as telling Sony to, "Suck it."

Superman Doomsday Trailer

It's not a Rubik's cube.

Just so you know, today is Harrison Ford's birthday.


Happy birthday to the only guy (I can think of) that was cool enough to play not one, but two of the greatest fictional characters of all time.

Repulsor rays!

Here's a sketch of Iron Man by Eric Canete that I threw some quick colors on just to take a break from what I'm usually doing at work.
I'm really looking forward to his upcoming Iron Man book with Joe Casey.

That was like a wave.

It's the Guitar Hero 3 "Wii-tar"!
Exciting!
It seems to be modeled after a Gibson Les Paul, which makes sense since Activision's got that deal going with Gibson.
Also, don't forget that Guitar Hero Encore : Rocks the 80s is due out at the end of the month, so if anyone has the necessary space and giant screen tee-vee and is interested in hosting a party the first weekend in August get in touch with me.

Life is way harder than that.

So, no internet at home plus lots to do at work equals a lack of updates to the old blog.
Well, that plus the fact that I haven't really had much to add as of late.
Nothing in the world of comics has outraged or over-delighted me.
I've got some things on the burner though which should be ready sooner than later.

The majority of my artistic energy (as it is) lately have been going towards a new comic Curt wrote.
I'll go ahead and tell you it's absolutely hilarious.
We're hoping to have it done in time to take with us to SDCC.

You're runnin' away!

Speaking of The Flash, as I was two posts back, Tom Foss has got a great write up on Bart Allen's death as well as a great way to bring him back.
Nice job, Tom.

Put the entire squad on red alert!

From this week's All Star Superman #8..

Is it wrong that I wish my hair looked exactly like that?

Is it because I'm very young?

So, how'd you like to hear about something that's made me really mad at myself?
Good, because I'm in a mood to talk about it.
Check out these two pictures of The Flash by Jason Latour..




Awesome, right?
Well, here's the deal, Jason did both of those for me. This was 2-4 years ago. He mailed them to me along with a great mini-comic he'd done. You can imagine how excited I was to have these.
Somehow I've managed to have no idea where they are.
I mean, I know they have to be in the house somewhere, but I can't find them for the life of me.
This makes me literally angry with rage.

In the news...

Does this make anyone else crazy?
I mean, is it just me?
I'm not saying that what this guy did necessarily did or didn't deserve a lengthy penetentiary vacation, I'm just saying can't someone call fucking "shenanigans" on the Dubya yet?
I mean, come on.

Sorry, I'll try to get back to talking about comics shortly.

UPDATE
Jon Morris has a great post about it up as well.

What kind of one way street is that?

So Marvel's burying Captain America in Arlington in tomorrow's issue of Fallen Son : The Death of Captain America, and for some reason all of the news outlets are covering it like it's real news.
I got them covering him being killed, but isn't a burial in a cemetary pretty much what happens next?
I dunno.
All of this to post this quote from the good Captain..

"This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences.When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—No. You move.”

Pretty powerful, huh?

Let me just yank that sword out of me..

An avalanche of absolute awesomery!
The Kirby DC Kover Kollection!

The first images from the upcoming Superman Doomsday DVD have been released.
Look for this to be hitting stores on September 18 (a scant day after my birthday), though I hope to get to see the sneak preview premiere in San Diego.

Roll out!

Click here for the official NEW Transformers theme from the flick, by Mute Math. (Wait for the page to fully download and then there'll be a little link that says "Download File")
I dig it. I mean, it's not the Lion version from Transformers : The Movie, but it's not bad.
If you're still hungry for more Transformers, Animated Toast! has 7 different versions of the theme, including the previously mentioned Lion version.

Nicole Kidman's Nintendo DS Ad.

Something evil's watching over you...

So, I saw a sneak preview of TRANSFORMERS last night.
I'm not sure if I want to write any kind of review, but I wanted to at least mention that I've seen it.
And I have opinions.

UPDATE
Speaking of movies, Robert of Ye Olde Comic Blogge has a great new post up about comics and movies and the state of both.
You should read it.

Every night is the last night.

So, I know I'm late, but here's my quick reviews of some of last week's comics.


Flash v.4 #13 - Winner of the "Worst comic I've read since the last issue of All Star Batman" award. This issue, as was the case with the 12 issues before it, stars a character DC tells us is "Bart Allen", but who is not Bart Allen by any stretch of the imagination. I have every issue of Impulse and Young Justice, I know what I'm talking about. This issue differs from the previous 12 though, because they kill this character they claim is "Bart". This would have really upset me if the character that died was the Bart Allen we've known for all those years prior to Infinite Crisis (aka "Psshh! Man, fuck Young Justice!" as Mr. Didio calls it).
By amazing coincidence, this happens at the same time that the Justice League of America and the Justice Society of America and the Legion of Super-Heroes of America are over in JLA #10 bringing back Wally West.
I'm more than happy to have Wally back, but that's because he never should have been taken away from us in the first place.


Justice League of America #10 -
Your first assignment for Clusterfuck 101 : Write an issue of JLA.
Due date : Whenever you get around to it.
Extra credit : Get Michael Turner to create another artistic abomination for the cover.


Countdown 45 - With a cover like that you'd think some really awesome stuff happens in this issue.
You'd be wrong.


Captain America #27 - Who knew Bucky was going to grow up to be such a badass? Godspeed on your mission to kill Tony Stark since the big, bad, scary, super-angry, Green King version of the Hulk couldn't get the job done.
Also, Buck, nice job on nailing Black Widow. All the better if it was while she was involved with Tony.


Incredible Hulk #107 - This ish was definitely a better read than the first issue of World War Hulk #1, and I'm really glad to see Marvel show that there would be people on the Hulk's side.


Iron Man #19 - I just liked this cover.


Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four #3 - I think there were 4 or 5 books with Spider-Man in them last week, and this was the only one you should bother reading. There's really only one thing to complain about with this book, and it's the same complaint I have with Jeff Smith's Shazam, and that's that it's going to be over after only 4 issues.


The Spirit #7 - You don't really need me to tell you this is good, do you?

How do you do it?

That's an old line.

If you like candy, what is your favorite kind and why?

What you need is a rocket..

1) I just found out I must buy this game.

2) Enjoy these new pictures from The Dark Knight (aka Batman Continues to Begin/Batman Won't Stop Beginning/Batman Keeps On Keepin' On).

You'll notice Batman can now move his head from side to side and up & down.

And here's the new "Bat-cycle".

My review of Countdown 46.

Congratulations to DC Comics, Paul Dini, Jimmy Palmiotti, Justin Gray, and anyone else that was involved with the grossest line of dialogue I've read in a long, long time...


So, "made of stillborn babies" monster is saying that not only is he going to eat Mary Marvel/Black Mary's skin, but he's going to suck the shit out of her intestines and then eat said poop. Dubya. Tee. Eff.

Between Luke Cage's infamous "FOOM!" and this, comics are really for the whole family in 2007.

Life Meter 2!

The cat's out of the bag!
The Streets of Rage comic that Curt and I did a few months back will be appearing in the Life Meter 2 comic anthology.
From Life Meter...

"Debuting at the MoCCA Art Fest in NYC on June 23rd...Life Meter Volume 2

Following the success of last year’s mini-comic that sold out by the second day of the MoCCA Art Festival, this new collection will feature over 100 pages of videogame-inspired comic strips and cartoon art from an impressive range of comic artists and animators. This graphic novel-length anthology includes an 11-page MEGA MAN story by Matt Loux, the Harvey Award-nominated creator of Side Scrollers from Oni Press; a shoujo manga take on The LEGEND OF ZELDA by TokyoPop artist Queenie Chan (The Dreaming); and a gorgeous cover inspired by the cult favorite game NIGHTS INTO DREAMS by Flight artist, Bannister."

You can check out a full rundown of everything in the book by clicking here.

You can imagine how excited we are to have our little comic nestled alongside work from such a distinguished group of talented artists.

BONUS LINK!
After you get done checking all of that out, click here to see Sean and I representing Memphis' finest comic stop and our favorite place to dress alike.

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

(art from Dork #11 by Evan Dorkin, two minute colors by me)
This is infuriating.
The short of it is a guy here in Memphis got fired from his job at a local theater for writing a negative review of the new Fantastic Four before it's nationwide release.
The studio got mad and called the theater's management.
Management fires the guy.
You know, maybe the studio should work a little harder at not making shitty movies instead of just trying to silence people who give their movies a negative review.
Just a thought.
Once again, I'm literally angry with rage.

Mars Forever!

I wait for signals.

So, I've got this superhero character I've made up named Tiger Claw.
He's something along the lines of a pop-hero.
Think Madman, X-Statix.. you know, come to think of it imagine he lives in the Allred-verse and that should give you an idea of what I had in mind.
Point is, I've been working for a while on some kind of logo/emblem to go on his chest and I haven't cared for anything I've come up with so far.
This is where you come to my rescue.
I've toyed around with circles and other shapes with tiger paws in them, shapes with a T in them, shapes with claw marks in them, etc. Nothing has felt right.
I'm happy to admit that this may be due to my own artistic shortcomings and not due to those being bad ideas.
I'd post pictures of what the rest of his costume looks like, but it might change completely with a truly inspired emblem.
I'll say that he is a superhero, he has a utility belt, and he carries a ray gun.
If anyone wants to give something a shot, please feel free.

You run for cover in this heat.

http://www.mcfly2015.com/

LOL!

Yes!

The Monster Squad is finally coming to DVD!
Is this news incredibly exciting to anyone else?

I continue to be angry with rage!

This just in!
Bush to scientific progress, "Go fuck yourself."

My thanks (?) to April for bringing this one to my attention.

I'm literally angry with rage.

Bush to Earth and all it's inhabitants, "Go fuck yourself."

We've been in space for quite some time.

Ok, it's time for the "What is Jimmy Olsen Screaming?" Meme.
Take your pick.

Now I'm into the clear...

Superboy.
I originally drew this for Joe Martini back at Christmas, but I've only just now gotten around to coloring it.
The picture's a variation on an earlier picture of Superman I did based on the work of Ed McGuinness.
This is probably the most pleased I've ever been with a coloring effort.
Comments and critiques are welcome.

Bargain Bin.

Amazon has the 2-Disc Special Edition of Superman 2 for less than $10.
There is no good reason not to buy this if you don't already have it.

Dollar trades near four-month high.

So, some things were either made known to me or realized by me today.

1) If I'm ever asked in a trivial fashion what Green Lantern's weakness is, I now have a much better answer than the one you're thinking of.

2) People are much more interested in reading cute girls' blogs than mine or any other guy's.

3) Dorothy (as in Judy Garland). Really quite attractive. I wouldn't go so far as to say "hot", but.. kinda hot.