We want Sweet!

The Weekly Crisis has put together a thoroughly enjoyable Best of 2007.
I can't say as I agree with all of it, but that's what's fun about these lists, isn't it?

And everything you think it's about..

At some point earlier this year I started writing (and abandoned) alternate lyrics to the old Spider-Man theme song.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does whatever I tell him too
Spins a web, hits on guys
Catches thieves with curly fries

That's as far as I got.
This honestly made me laugh when I rediscovered it, so I thought I'd share it as a Christmas present to you.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

I made an omelette for Satan..

I wonder if anyone has eaten as many Junior Mints as me.

Superman Retires