I've gone lazer-crazy.
2007 Eisner Award Nominee Joel Priddy took me up on the bio writing challenge I issued.. as I hoped he might.
Even better, he wrote it as a haiku.
shooting lasers to
conquer the impossible:
it’s the chris haley.
Is there anything Joel can't do?
he probably can't lactate. although, it's altogether possible that i'm wrong about that.
ReplyDeleteAnything I say would certainly be too much.
ReplyDeletefor the internet? never!
ReplyDeleteit's a great haiku, by the way. i meant to tell you that, but i forgot. i love haikus.
what's your superhero name? laser-man? rave man? finger blaster? blaster pussycat kill kill? any of those would work.
ReplyDeleteBlaster Pussycat Kill Kill! is a great superhero name, but it would really eat up the headline space when the Daily Bugle was accusing the haley of being a menace.
ReplyDeleteJJJ would probably just shorten it to "B. Pussycat." Which ain't so cool.
but maybe when perry white ran the story, he'd be kinder and see him not as a menace to, but a helper of, society as a whole.
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the best comment threads ever.
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